{"title":"Blend","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"blonde","title":"Shiny Brass","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eLook, we get it. You spent years drinking battery acid filtered through a dirty sock in a plywood shack, but your palate doesn't have to stay in the Stone Age. Just because you have a \"Low Regard for Self\" ribbon doesn't mean you have to drink charred dirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSHINY BRASS\u003c\/b\u003e is our high-velocity, low-drag blonde roast specifically engineered for the vet who wants their caffeine to hit like a flashbang but taste like a victory cigar. We’ve sourced these beans from Central America and Africa—basically the only two places with more humidity and chaos than a Baghdad summer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Feel:\u003c\/b\u003e This isn't your First Sergeant’s \"Burnt Motor Oil\" special. It’s light, bright, and surprisingly sweet—kind of like that one PFC who actually believes the recruiter’s promises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Taste:\u003c\/b\u003e Expect notes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003ebrown sugar, citrus, and a hint of \"I’m not signing that counseling statement.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission:\u003c\/b\u003e This blend is optimized for \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"41\"\u003eSweet Espresso\u003c\/b\u003e. It pulls shots so smooth you’ll forget your knees click every time you stand up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may cause you to actually enjoy your morning, engage in unauthorized morale, and speak to civilians without using profanity. Results may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"9,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"It’s the only thing in the civilian world that’s actually 'Light and Fast' without being a total lie.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320192069911,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320192102679,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320192135447,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320192168215,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320192200983,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-CO-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320192233751,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320192266519,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320192299287,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320192332055,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320192364823,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320192397591,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320192430359,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320192463127,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320192495895,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320192528663,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320192561431,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320192594199,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/label3_on_bag_e9a9a0c1-a46f-41b2-91df-bc705d0188a5.jpg?v=1771948704"},{"product_id":"italian-roast","title":"Stop-Loss Sludge","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eLook, we know your soul is already a shade of charcoal, so we made a coffee to match. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"86\"\u003eThe Stop-Loss Sludge\u003c\/b\u003e is our darkest, most unforgiving roast—a slow-roasted tactical fusion of high-altitude \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"194\"\u003eArabica\u003c\/b\u003e and combat-proven \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"220\"\u003eRobusta\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eWe roasted this blend longer than a change-of-command ceremony in 115°C heat. By the time it’s done, the \"origin characteristics\" have been effectively suppressed, leaving behind a heavy, oily, and caffeinated force that hits like a 120mm sabot round.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eThis is the coffee you drink when you’ve been awake for 72 hours and your internal monologue has started speaking in radio squelch. It’s thick, it’s smoky, and it’s the only thing in your life that’s more \"Extended\" than your OIF III tour. Drink it black, drink it hot, and try not to knife-hand the mailman.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320194232599,"sku":"TVARITALIAN ROAST-CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320194265367,"sku":"TVARITALIAN ROAST-CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320194298135,"sku":"TVARITALIAN ROAST-CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320194330903,"sku":"TVARITALIAN ROAST-CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320194363671,"sku":"TVARITALIAN ROAST-CO-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320194396439,"sku":"TVARITALIAN ROAST-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320194429207,"sku":"TVARITALIAN ROAST-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320194461975,"sku":"TVARITALIAN ROAST-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320194494743,"sku":"TVARITALIAN ROAST-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320194527511,"sku":"TVARITALIAN ROAST-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320194560279,"sku":"TVARITALIAN ROAST-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320194593047,"sku":"TVARITALIAN ROAST-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320194625815,"sku":"TVARITALIAN ROAST-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320194658583,"sku":"TVARITALIAN ROAST-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320194691351,"sku":"TVARITALIAN ROAST-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320194724119,"sku":"TVARITALIAN ROAST-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320194756887,"sku":"TVARITALIAN ROAST-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/label3_on_bag_cf768928-9b6d-45e9-bb3c-1e55609b9ecc.jpg?v=1771948708"},{"product_id":"12-pack-single-serve-coffee-capsules","title":"THE PRIMARY POC (POINT OF CONTACT) 12 Single Serve Packs","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eReliable. Mission-Critical. Standard Issue.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eWe all have that one Primary POC who just gets the job done—they're reliable, they’re efficient, and they’re the first person you call when things go sideways. We took that same energy and packed it into every single-serve pod of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"230\"\u003eThe Primary POC\u003c\/b\u003e, our original roast signature blend. This is your go-to caffeine deployment system for when you need a premium, gourmet cup of coffee without any of the tactical bureaucratic nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThink of it as the \"MRE\" of premium coffee: compact, efficient, and guaranteed to lift your spirits after a long night of \"mandatory\" fun. It’s rich, it’s delicious, and it’s consistently effective, unlike the \"other\" guy's \"Latte-sipping-at-the-mall\" coffee that usually just ends up causing operational frustration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Loadout:\u003c\/b\u003e A signature blend of premium gourmet coffees. It’s the highest quality gear we have, standard issue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intensity:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003eOriginal Roast.\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect balance—bold enough to make you feel something, but smooth enough to not violate the Rules of Engagement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Recon (Flavor Profile):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRich \u0026amp; Robust:\u003c\/b\u003e Deep, satisfying flavor that hits like a 40mm grenade in a closed room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDeliciously Smooth:\u003c\/b\u003e Slides down easier than a \"no-Go\" at a terminal inspection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eConsistent:\u003c\/b\u003e Every single pod delivers the exact same high-quality output, just like your favorite non-commissioned officer (hopefully).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBottom Line Up Front (BLUF):\u003c\/b\u003e This is the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"41\"\u003ePrimary POC\u003c\/b\u003e for all your caffeine needs. It’s premium, it’s original, and it’s ready for deployment whenever you are. Whether you're staring down a spreadsheet or a potential \"land-nav\" situation in your own kitchen, this single-serve coffee ensures you're always operating with maximum motivation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Engagement SOP (Single-Serve Edition):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eClear the Chamber:\u003c\/b\u003e Ensure your single-serve brewer is free of any obstruction or previous missions' remains.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSecure the Loadout:\u003c\/b\u003e Insert \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003eThe Primary POC\u003c\/b\u003e single-serve pod into the designated compartment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInitiate the Breach:\u003c\/b\u003e Press the \"brew\" button and stand back as the rich, premium coffee infiltrates your mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMission Complete:\u003c\/b\u003e Enjoy the delicious taste of freedom in a cup, and prepare for immediate follow-on operations (like having another one).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Consuming The Primary POC may result in increased situational awareness, a sudden ability to speak strictly in acronyms, and the irrational urge to refer to your living room as \"The Mess.\" Use responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ 12 Pack","offer_id":52320198492439,"sku":"VARBLEND-12PACK","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/LABEL3_12oz_on_bag_corrected.jpg?v=1771948721"},{"product_id":"60-pack-single-serve-coffee-capsules","title":"THE PRIMARY POC (POINT OF CONTACT) 60 Pack Single Serve","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eReliable. Mission-Critical. Standard Issue.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eWe all have that one Primary POC who just gets the job done—they're reliable, they’re efficient, and they’re the first person you call when things go sideways. We took that same energy and packed it into every single-serve pod of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"230\"\u003eThe Primary POC\u003c\/b\u003e, our original roast signature blend. This is your go-to caffeine deployment system for when you need a premium, gourmet cup of coffee without any of the tactical bureaucratic nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThink of it as the \"MRE\" of premium coffee: compact, efficient, and guaranteed to lift your spirits after a long night of \"mandatory\" fun. It’s rich, it’s delicious, and it’s consistently effective, unlike the \"other\" guy's \"Latte-sipping-at-the-mall\" coffee that usually just ends up causing operational frustration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Loadout:\u003c\/b\u003e A signature blend of premium gourmet coffees. It’s the highest quality gear we have, standard issue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intensity:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003eOriginal Roast.\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect balance—bold enough to make you feel something, but smooth enough to not violate the Rules of Engagement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Recon (Flavor Profile):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRich \u0026amp; Robust:\u003c\/b\u003e Deep, satisfying flavor that hits like a 40mm grenade in a closed room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDeliciously Smooth:\u003c\/b\u003e Slides down easier than a \"no-Go\" at a terminal inspection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eConsistent:\u003c\/b\u003e Every single pod delivers the exact same high-quality output, just like your favorite non-commissioned officer (hopefully).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBottom Line Up Front (BLUF):\u003c\/b\u003e This is the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"41\"\u003ePrimary POC\u003c\/b\u003e for all your caffeine needs. It’s premium, it’s original, and it’s ready for deployment whenever you are. Whether you're staring down a spreadsheet or a potential \"land-nav\" situation in your own kitchen, this single-serve coffee ensures you're always operating with maximum motivation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Engagement SOP (Single-Serve Edition):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eClear the Chamber:\u003c\/b\u003e Ensure your single-serve brewer is free of any obstruction or previous missions' remains.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSecure the Loadout:\u003c\/b\u003e Insert \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003eThe Primary POC\u003c\/b\u003e single-serve pod into the designated compartment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInitiate the Breach:\u003c\/b\u003e Press the \"brew\" button and stand back as the rich, premium coffee infiltrates your mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMission Complete:\u003c\/b\u003e Enjoy the delicious taste of freedom in a cup, and prepare for immediate follow-on operations (like having another one).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Consuming The Primary POC may result in increased situational awareness, a sudden ability to speak strictly in acronyms, and the irrational urge to refer to your living room as \"The Mess.\" Use responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ 60 Pack","offer_id":52320200130839,"sku":"VARBLEND-60PACK","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/LABEL3_12oz_on_bag_corrected_bd8ec186-834c-4329-a2c7-f2d6d82ea695.jpg?v=1771948726"},{"product_id":"cold-brew-coffee","title":"THE NIGHT RECON COLD BREW","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eCold-blooded. Deep-cover. High-impact.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThe sun is a heat-seeking missile, and your uniform feels like it was woven from fiberglass and regret. When the mercury hits \"melt-your-boots\" levels, you don't need a hot cup of joe—you need a cold-blooded infiltration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Night Recon\u003c\/b\u003e is our specialized \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"35\"\u003eDark French Roast\u003c\/b\u003e, specifically engineered for the silent, cold-steeped approach. We’ve ground these beans into a \"Very Coarse\" profile—chunky enough to look like the gravel in a motor pool, but designed for maximum extraction during a long-term soak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Loadout:\u003c\/b\u003e Dark French Roast (Heavy-hitting, no-nonsense).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Cut:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"9\"\u003eVery Coarse.\u003c\/b\u003e Optimized for Cold Brew or Nitro systems. This isn't fine-dining dust; it’s tactical grit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Recon (Flavor Notes):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSmooth Chocolate:\u003c\/b\u003e Rich and dark, like the jokes told in the back of a humvee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eToffee:\u003c\/b\u003e A caramel-sweet finish to take the edge off a 12-hour patrol.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFloral Tones:\u003c\/b\u003e A subtle hint of \"actually being home\" to keep your morale from hitting the floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBottom Line Up Front (BLUF):\u003c\/b\u003e This is the ultimate \"Iced-Down\" asset. Whether you’re running it through a nitro tap for that creamy, suppressed-shot feel or just steeping it in the fridge overnight, \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"198\"\u003eThe Night Recon\u003c\/b\u003e stays smooth, dark, and lethal. It’s the only way to stay frosty when the world is trying to bake you alive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCold Brew Engagement SOP:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Long Steep:\u003c\/b\u003e Submerge the grounds for 12–24 hours. Like a good ambush, patience is the primary weapon system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTemperature Control:\u003c\/b\u003e Keep it cold. If it’s lukewarm, you’re just drinking \"forgotten canteen\" water.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSuppression:\u003c\/b\u003e Best served over ice or through a Nitro tap. If you add a tiny umbrella, you’re officially a \"No-Go\" at the station.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e The Night Recon is so smooth you might forget it’s packed with enough caffeine to make you try to \"low-crawl\" through your morning commute. Side effects include: high situational awareness, zero tolerance for \"meetings about meetings,\" and a sudden craving for Jalapeño Cheese Spread.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320201769239,"sku":"VARCOLD BREW-CO-DA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320201802007,"sku":"VARCOLD BREW-CO-DA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320201834775,"sku":"VARCOLD BREW-CO-DA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320201867543,"sku":"VARCOLD BREW-CO-DA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_rpfw4vrpfw4vrpfw.png?v=1772637653"},{"product_id":"6-bean-blend","title":"BREW TEAM 6","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003eThe Full Breach Espresso\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intel\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoast Level:\u003c\/b\u003e Darker than a burn pit at midnight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/b\u003e A 6-country coalition of beans that actually play well together (unlike the real one).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Notes of dark chocolate, toasted walnut, and the lingering sense of \"I should have joined the Air Force.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eWhy settle for a single-origin roast when you can have a \u003cb\u003eBrew Team 6\u003c\/b\u003e clearing a path through your nervous system? We’ve sourced beans from six different regions and roasted them until they’re as dark and oily as a Bradley’s transmission fluid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eThis isn't your \"stay at home and write poetry\" coffee. This is a high-velocity, dark roast espresso blend designed for the OIF veteran who treats sleep like a \"suggestion\" and caffeine like a \"mandatory equipment check.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy you need this in your kit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaximum Force:\u003c\/b\u003e Six different beans mean six different ways to punch your Monday in the throat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eZero Misfires:\u003c\/b\u003e Optimized for espresso. It pulls a crema so thick you’ll want to check it for a pulse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAuthentic Flavor:\u003c\/b\u003e Bold, smoky, and slightly aggressive—just like your favorite Team Leader.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eWhether you're hitting the gym, the range, or just trying to survive a 9-to-5 meeting that definitely could have been an email, \u003cb\u003eBrew Team 6 \u003c\/b\u003eis your new standard operating procedure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may result in sudden urges to buy a tactical spatula, tell \"back in Tikrit\" stories to people who didn't ask, and an immediate 10% increase in your deadlift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320203505943,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320203538711,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320203571479,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320203604247,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320203637015,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-CO-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320203669783,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320203702551,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320203735319,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320203768087,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320203800855,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-ES-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320203833623,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320203866391,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320203899159,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320203931927,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12 Pack","offer_id":52320203964695,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-ST-NA-12PK","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320203997463,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-ST-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320204030231,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320204062999,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320204095767,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320204128535,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320204161303,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-WH-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_lx9ih2lx9ih2lx9i.png?v=1773441612"},{"product_id":"breakfast-blend","title":"THE REVEILLE GRIND","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eMaximum Motivation. Early Insertion. Mandatory Hydration.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe 0300 alarm is a precision-guided strike on your morale. Your uniform smells like dry cleaner and regret. Your knees are already filling a VA claim. You don’t need a gentle wakeup; you need a combat drop into reality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIntroducing \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eThe Reveille Grind\u003c\/b\u003e, our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"35\"\u003eMedium Roast House Breakfast Blend\u003c\/b\u003e designed to be the \"Morning Briefing\" that actually provides useful intel (read: caffeine). We’ve sourced this smooth operator straight from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"211\"\u003eSouth America\u003c\/b\u003e—the \"Neutral Zone\"—where the beans grew up in a climate as predictable as a 4-hour safety brief, resulting in a brew with more consistency than your unit's standard operating procedures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Morning Engagement SOP:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Loadout:\u003c\/b\u003e A smooth House Breakfast Blend of South American beans. High-grade gear, standard issue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intensity:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003eMedium Roast.\u003c\/b\u003e It's the \"Goldilocks\" of caffeine—not so light that it’s weak, not so dark that it’s aggressive. It’s a precision wakeup strike, not an area-denial weapon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Recon (Flavor Profile):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSmooth \u0026amp; Balanced:\u003c\/b\u003e Deep, satisfying flavor with a velvety body that hits like a 40mm grenade in a closed room—effectively.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eConsistent:\u003c\/b\u003e Every single cup delivers the same reliable output, just like that one NCO you \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"91\"\u003eactually\u003c\/i\u003e liked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eZero 'No-Go's:\u003c\/b\u003e Slides down easier than a Specialist's excuse for why they're late to formation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBottom Line Up Front (BLUF):\u003c\/b\u003e This is the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"41\"\u003eRevelle Grind\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s your standard issue breakfast coffee for when you need maximum motivation to infiltrate your cubicle or breach the 0900 meeting. Grab a bag before the PX runs out and get back in the fight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Engagement Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHeadspace \u0026amp; Timing:\u003c\/b\u003e Ensure your mug is clean and your water is hot. A contaminated vessel leads to mission failure (and suspicious tasting coffee).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSelective Deployment:\u003c\/b\u003e Do not give this to the \"Butter Bar\" (new LT). He will try to \"rank-pull\" his way into a cup, but he won't be able to handle the high-speed deployment and will inevitably lose the directions on how to open the bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFire Discipline:\u003c\/b\u003e Don't share this with the \"Gear Queer\" neighbor who only drinks coffee made from \"ethically-sourced volcanic soil\" that requires a special filter. This is standard issue for the grunts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDISCLAIMER:\u003c\/b\u003e Consuming The Reveille Grind will \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"45\"\u003enot\u003c\/b\u003e grant you the ability to speak strictly in acronyms, won't prevent your kitchen from being referred to as \"The Mess,\" and will \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"176\"\u003eabsolutely not\u003c\/b\u003e get you out of the 1700 \"Hey-you\" tasking from the S-3. Proceed with high situational awareness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320205275415,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND-CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320205308183,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND-CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320205340951,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND-CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320205373719,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND-CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320205406487,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND-CO-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320205439255,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320205472023,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320205504791,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320205537559,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320205570327,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND-ES-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320205603095,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320205635863,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320205668631,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320205701399,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12 Pack","offer_id":52320205734167,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND-ST-NA-12PK","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320205766935,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND-ST-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320205799703,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320205832471,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320205865239,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320205898007,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320205930775,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND-WH-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/label3_on_bag_8a2d6af2-5a85-4111-9968-e65a61fa7643.jpg?v=1771948739"},{"product_id":"breakfast-blend-1","title":"THE CANTEEN BLITZ (EXTRA SHIFTY EDITION)","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eSmooth infiltration, maximum elevation. Now with added 0300 motivation.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eMost \"breakfast blends\" are designed for a gentle re-entry into polite society. But for the OIF veteran, polite society is just another long, painful safety brief. You need a brew that hits harder than a percussion grenade and smooth enough to not violate the Rules of Engagement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIntroducing \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eThe Canteen Blitz (Extra Shifty Edition)\u003c\/b\u003e, our optimized \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"68\"\u003eMedium Roast\u003c\/b\u003e South American signature blend. This isn't just a coffee; it’s a standard-issue wake-up call that’s been tactically enhanced with high-caffeine \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"225\"\u003eRobusta\u003c\/b\u003e beans. It’s the highest quality gear we have, designed specifically to help you survive everything from a 12-hour patrol to a 12-hour shift in the cubicle mines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Deployment:\u003c\/b\u003e Single-origin beans from South America, direct from the Southern Front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Loadout:\u003c\/b\u003e A smooth blend of premium gourmet coffees with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"60\"\u003eRobusta\u003c\/b\u003e reinforcements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Roast:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eMedium Roast House Breakfast Blend Plus.\u003c\/b\u003e A bold, but balanced attack on your fatigue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intel (Flavor \u0026amp; Kick Profile):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6,3,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRich \u0026amp; Robust:\u003c\/b\u003e Deep, satisfying flavor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSmooth Infiltration:\u003c\/b\u003e Slides down easier than a \"no-Go\" at a terminal inspection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eExtra Shifty:\u003c\/b\u003e The added Robusta provides an immediate, sustained energy boost to improve situational awareness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBottom Line Up Front (BLUF):\u003c\/b\u003e This is the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"41\"\u003ePrimary POC\u003c\/b\u003e for all your breakfast needs. It’s rich, it's smooth, and it contains enough extra firepower to ensure you’re always operating with maximum motivation—even if you're just staring at a spreadsheet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEngagement Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eClear the Chamber:\u003c\/b\u003e Ensure your coffee pot or brewer is free of any obstruction or previous missions' remains.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStandard Issue Portion:\u003c\/b\u003e Load the grounds. (Unless you're trying to make \"battery acid,\" then double it).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSelective Targeting:\u003c\/b\u003e Ensure your spouse is actually awake before you start shouting cadences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMission Complete:\u003c\/b\u003e Consume with enough force to colonize a small country by lunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e The Canteen Blitz (Extra Shifty Edition) may lead to increased productivity, the sudden ability to see through walls, and an irrational desire to \"tactically acquire\" office supplies. 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It’s rich, multi-dimensional, and doesn't require a signature from a General Officer to enjoy. Whether you’re planning a deep-cover couch operation or just trying to navigate the \"civilian sector\" without losing your cool, this is your primary fuel source.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Engagement SOP:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eForce Multiplication:\u003c\/b\u003e Best brewed using a method that respects the beans—think French Press or Pour-Over. (Don't just \"spray and pray\" with a dirty office pot).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOperational Discretion:\u003c\/b\u003e You don't have to tell everyone you're drinking the \"Special\" stuff. Just let them wonder why you're suddenly three times more efficient than the rest of the department.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInternal Defense:\u003c\/b\u003e If someone tries to steal your mug, treat it as a breach of security and react accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e The Unconventional Warfare Blend may lead to: an obsession with \"Beards and Ball caps,\" the sudden ability to speak three words of a local dialect you haven't used in ten years, and an irrational hatred of standardized testing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320212222231,"sku":"TVARCOWBOY BLEND-CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320212254999,"sku":"TVARCOWBOY BLEND-CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320212287767,"sku":"TVARCOWBOY BLEND-CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320212320535,"sku":"TVARCOWBOY BLEND-CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320212353303,"sku":"TVARCOWBOY BLEND-CO-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320212386071,"sku":"TVARCOWBOY BLEND-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320212418839,"sku":"TVARCOWBOY BLEND-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320212451607,"sku":"TVARCOWBOY BLEND-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320212484375,"sku":"TVARCOWBOY BLEND-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320212517143,"sku":"TVARCOWBOY BLEND-ES-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320212549911,"sku":"TVARCOWBOY BLEND-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320212582679,"sku":"TVARCOWBOY BLEND-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320212615447,"sku":"TVARCOWBOY BLEND-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320212648215,"sku":"TVARCOWBOY BLEND-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12 Pack","offer_id":52320212680983,"sku":"TVARCOWBOY BLEND-ST-NA-12PK","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320212713751,"sku":"TVARCOWBOY BLEND-ST-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320212746519,"sku":"TVARCOWBOY BLEND-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320212779287,"sku":"TVARCOWBOY BLEND-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320212812055,"sku":"TVARCOWBOY BLEND-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320212844823,"sku":"TVARCOWBOY BLEND-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320212877591,"sku":"TVARCOWBOY BLEND-WH-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_v7d77lv7d77lv7d7.png?v=1772638919"},{"product_id":"latin-american-blend","title":"THE RE-UP (SELECT LATIN AMERICAN MEDIUM-DARK BLEND)","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eRe-enlist your taste buds. Fully optimized.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eSometimes you need to call in the \"Special forces\" for your morning briefing. Other times, you need the reliable, all-weather performance of a perfectly blended Medium-Dark Roast that handles business without question. We took select Latin American beans—Direct from the Southern Front—and tactically roasted them to a smooth, full-flavor intensity that doesn't double as industrial solvent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Loadout:\u003c\/b\u003e Perfectly blended select Latin American coffees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intensity:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003eMedium-Dark Roast.\u003c\/b\u003e A complex, mixed-model operation that’s strong enough to keep you awake during a 4-hour safety brief but smooth enough to remain \"Quiet Professional.\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intel (Flavor Profile):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNutty Hints:\u003c\/b\u003e A subtle, earthy layer that proves you’ve spent some actual time on the ground.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMild Fruity Tones:\u003c\/b\u003e A bright, refreshing kick to remind you that life isn't entirely made of dust and gun grease.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGentle Cocoa Aftertaste:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth and rich, like the feeling of finally getting your DD-214 stamped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBottom Line Up Front (BLUF):\u003c\/b\u003e This is a sophisticated blend for a sophisticated operator. It’s rich, multi-dimensional, and doesn't require a signature from a General Officer to enjoy. Use it to power through a double shift, a cross-country ruck, or just to survive a family reunion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEngagement Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHeadspace and Timing:\u003c\/b\u003e Ensure your coffee pot or single-serve brewer is clean and free of previous missions' remains.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShort Bursts:\u003c\/b\u003e Best brewed using a method that respects the beans—think French Press or Pour-Over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFire Discipline:\u003c\/b\u003e Don't share this with the \"Gear Queer\" neighbor who only drinks coffee made from \"ethically sourced air.\" This is for the grunts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Consumption of The Re-Up may lead to: an uncontrollable urge to wear tan boots with civilian attire, the sudden ability to organize your garage by lethality, and an irrational hatred of standardized testing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320215073047,"sku":"CVARLATIN AMERICAN BLEND-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320215105815,"sku":"CVARLATIN AMERICAN BLEND-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320215138583,"sku":"CVARLATIN AMERICAN BLEND-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320215171351,"sku":"CVARLATIN AMERICAN BLEND-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320215204119,"sku":"CVARLATIN AMERICAN BLEND-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320215236887,"sku":"CVARLATIN AMERICAN BLEND-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320215269655,"sku":"CVARLATIN AMERICAN BLEND-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320215302423,"sku":"CVARLATIN AMERICAN BLEND-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320215335191,"sku":"CVARLATIN AMERICAN BLEND-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320215367959,"sku":"CVARLATIN AMERICAN BLEND-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320215400727,"sku":"CVARLATIN AMERICAN BLEND-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320215433495,"sku":"CVARLATIN AMERICAN BLEND-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_4onn1d4onn1d4onn.png?v=1772639274"},{"product_id":"asian-plateau-blend","title":"THE TIGER STRIPE","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eDense. Earthy. Jungle-Proof.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eMost \"mild\" coffees feel like they were made for people who have never slept on a piece of plywood or eaten a meal out of a tan plastic bag. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"141\"\u003eThe Tiger Stripe\u003c\/b\u003e is not that coffee. We’ve sourced a tactical blend of high-altitude beans from across \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"244\"\u003eSoutheast Asia\u003c\/b\u003e to create a medium roast that’s as rugged and reliable as a vintage 1960s ruck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003eHeavy Body\u003c\/b\u003e brew. It doesn't just sit in your mug; it holds its ground. It’s dense, it’s earthy, and it’s got a presence that stays with you—much like the humidity of the jungle or that one \"permanent\" stain on your favorite pair of silkies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Origin:\u003c\/b\u003e Southeast Asia (The Deep Cover Blend).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intensity:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003eMedium Roast.\u003c\/b\u003e Strong enough to suppress the morning fog without the scorched-earth bitterness of a dark roast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Recon (Flavor Intel):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHerbal Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Savory and complex, like the smell of the treeline before a dawn raid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHeavy Body:\u003c\/b\u003e Thick and satisfying—this is coffee you can actually \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"65\"\u003efeel\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStrong Aroma:\u003c\/b\u003e A scent so powerful it’ll wake up the guy in the next fighting hole (or just your annoyed spouse).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBottom Line Up Front (BLUF):\u003c\/b\u003e If you’re tired of \"thin\" coffee that tastes like it was filtered through a dirty gym sock, \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"121\"\u003eThe Tiger Stripe\u003c\/b\u003e is your new primary POC. It offers \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"173\"\u003econsistent flavor\u003c\/b\u003e you can count on, mission after mission, ensuring your internal Guidance System is calibrated before you even leave the wire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Engagement SOP:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Wait for It\" Rule:\u003c\/b\u003e Let it steep properly. This blend doesn't rush—it waits for the perfect moment to strike your taste buds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCamouflage Your Mug:\u003c\/b\u003e Best enjoyed in a scratched-up thermos that’s seen more deployments than a Master Sergeant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNo Civilians:\u003c\/b\u003e If someone asks if it has \"notes of blueberry,\" just tell them it has notes of \"mind your own business\" and keep drinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDISCLAIMER:\u003c\/b\u003e The Tiger Stripe will not actually make you invisible in the woods, but it will give you the caffeine-induced focus required to stare at a squirrel for forty-five minutes without blinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320217071895,"sku":"CVARASIAN PLATEAU BLEND-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320217104663,"sku":"CVARASIAN PLATEAU BLEND-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320217137431,"sku":"CVARASIAN PLATEAU BLEND-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320217170199,"sku":"CVARASIAN PLATEAU BLEND-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320217202967,"sku":"CVARASIAN PLATEAU BLEND-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320217235735,"sku":"CVARASIAN PLATEAU BLEND-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320217268503,"sku":"CVARASIAN PLATEAU BLEND-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320217301271,"sku":"CVARASIAN PLATEAU BLEND-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320217334039,"sku":"CVARASIAN PLATEAU BLEND-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320217366807,"sku":"CVARASIAN PLATEAU BLEND-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320217399575,"sku":"CVARASIAN PLATEAU BLEND-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320217432343,"sku":"CVARASIAN PLATEAU BLEND-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_z95bi2z95bi2z95b.png?v=1772639641"},{"product_id":"african-kahawa-blend","title":"Shell Shock","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, high-speed. 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It’s consistent, reliable, and unlike your last promotion board, it actually delivers exactly what it promised.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Loadout:\u003c\/b\u003e A joint-task-force blend of Central \u0026amp; South American beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intensity:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003eMedium Roast.\u003c\/b\u003e Strong enough to keep you awake while standing at parade rest, but clean enough to not give you heartburn during the battalion run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Recon (Flavor Intel):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNutty \u0026amp; Sweet Chocolate:\u003c\/b\u003e The kind of \"comfort\" you usually only find in a smuggled Snickers bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMild Citrus:\u003c\/b\u003e A bright spark of hope in an otherwise dreary Monday morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eClean Bright Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e It disappears faster than a 2nd Lieutenant in the woods, leaving no bitter trace behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBottom Line Up Front (BLUF):\u003c\/b\u003e This is the ultimate \"Daily Driver.\" It’s a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"73\"\u003eMedium Body\u003c\/b\u003e brew that provides a flavorful cup every single time, whether you're drinking it out of a ceramic mug or a canteen cup you haven't washed since 2004. It’s the coffee that stays with you through the \"Hurry Up\" and keeps you sane during the \"Wait.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEngagement SOP:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Staging Phase:\u003c\/b\u003e Brew your coffee 45 minutes before you actually need to leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Holding Pattern:\u003c\/b\u003e Drink half the cup, then stare blankly at the wall for twenty minutes to simulate \"Admin Time.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Execution:\u003c\/b\u003e Finish the cup right before you \"step off\" into your daily commute.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaintenance:\u003c\/b\u003e Keep a bag in your locker. You never know when a surprise \"all-hands\" meeting is going to break out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDISCLAIMER:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking The Formation Standby will not make the CO arrive any faster, nor will it shorten the \"I have one more thing to add\" speech from the First Sergeant. It will, however, make the wait significantly more tolerable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320220086551,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320220119319,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320220152087,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320220184855,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320220217623,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320220250391,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320220283159,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320220315927,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320220348695,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320220381463,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320220414231,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320220446999,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_vtl6m0vtl6m0vtl6.png?v=1772640058"},{"product_id":"breakfast-blend-2","title":"THE REVEILLE GRIND","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eMaximum Motivation. Early Insertion. Mandatory Hydration.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe 0300 alarm is a precision-guided strike on your morale. Your uniform smells like dry cleaner and regret. Your knees are already filling a VA claim. You don’t need a gentle wakeup; you need a combat drop into reality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIntroducing \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eThe Reveille Grind\u003c\/b\u003e, our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"35\"\u003eMedium Roast House Breakfast Blend\u003c\/b\u003e designed to be the \"Morning Briefing\" that actually provides useful intel (read: caffeine). We’ve sourced this smooth operator straight from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"211\"\u003eSouth America\u003c\/b\u003e—the \"Neutral Zone\"—where the beans grew up in a climate as predictable as a 4-hour safety brief, resulting in a brew with more consistency than your unit's standard operating procedures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Morning Engagement SOP:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Loadout:\u003c\/b\u003e A smooth House Breakfast Blend of South American beans. High-grade gear, standard issue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intensity:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003eMedium Roast.\u003c\/b\u003e It's the \"Goldilocks\" of caffeine—not so light that it’s weak, not so dark that it’s aggressive. It’s a precision wakeup strike, not an area-denial weapon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Recon (Flavor Profile):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSmooth \u0026amp; Balanced:\u003c\/b\u003e Deep, satisfying flavor with a velvety body that hits like a 40mm grenade in a closed room—effectively.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eConsistent:\u003c\/b\u003e Every single cup delivers the same reliable output, just like that one NCO you \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"91\"\u003eactually\u003c\/i\u003e liked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eZero 'No-Go's:\u003c\/b\u003e Slides down easier than a Specialist's excuse for why they're late to formation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBottom Line Up Front (BLUF):\u003c\/b\u003e This is the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"41\"\u003eRevelle Grind\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s your standard issue breakfast coffee for when you need maximum motivation to infiltrate your cubicle or breach the 0900 meeting. Grab a bag before the PX runs out and get back in the fight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Engagement Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHeadspace \u0026amp; Timing:\u003c\/b\u003e Ensure your mug is clean and your water is hot. A contaminated vessel leads to mission failure (and suspicious tasting coffee).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSelective Deployment:\u003c\/b\u003e Do not give this to the \"Butter Bar\" (new LT). He will try to \"rank-pull\" his way into a cup, but he won't be able to handle the high-speed deployment and will inevitably lose the directions on how to open the bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFire Discipline:\u003c\/b\u003e Don't share this with the \"Gear Queer\" neighbor who only drinks coffee made from \"ethically-sourced volcanic soil\" that requires a special filter. This is standard issue for the grunts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDISCLAIMER:\u003c\/b\u003e Consuming The Reveille Grind will \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"45\"\u003enot\u003c\/b\u003e grant you the ability to speak strictly in acronyms, won't prevent your kitchen from being referred to as \"The Mess,\" and will \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"176\"\u003eabsolutely not\u003c\/b\u003e get you out of the 1700 \"Hey-you\" tasking from the S-3. Proceed with high situational awareness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320222085399,"sku":"CVARBREAKFAST BLEND-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320222118167,"sku":"CVARBREAKFAST BLEND-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320222150935,"sku":"CVARBREAKFAST BLEND-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320222183703,"sku":"CVARBREAKFAST BLEND-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320222216471,"sku":"CVARBREAKFAST BLEND-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320222249239,"sku":"CVARBREAKFAST BLEND-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320222282007,"sku":"CVARBREAKFAST BLEND-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320222314775,"sku":"CVARBREAKFAST BLEND-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320222347543,"sku":"CVARBREAKFAST BLEND-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320222380311,"sku":"CVARBREAKFAST BLEND-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320222413079,"sku":"CVARBREAKFAST BLEND-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320222445847,"sku":"CVARBREAKFAST BLEND-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/LABEL3_12oz_on_bag_corrected_9ac2d26d-65eb-4d90-8b1e-ebdf9dce2452.jpg?v=1771948777"},{"product_id":"gourmet-donut-shop","title":"THE AMBUSH AT DAWN","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor those mornings when you’ve finally crawled out of your rack, but your brain is still stuck in \"low-power mode\" and a standard breakfast blend feels like fighting a tank with a wet noodle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eBalanced. Bold. Early-Morning Violence.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eMost \"morning\" coffees are designed to gently coax you into the day with a whisper and a pat on the head. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"106\"\u003eThe Ambush at Dawn\u003c\/b\u003e doesn’t do \"gentle.\" It’s a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"153\"\u003eLight-Medium Roast\u003c\/b\u003e that hits the target with precision and significantly more firepower than those flimsy, translucent breakfast blends you find in the hotel lobby.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWe’ve engineered this blend to be the perfect \"middle-ground\" operator—strong enough to register on your Richter scale, but balanced enough that you won't be vibrating out of your boots by 0900. It’s the coffee you drink when the mission requires you to be awake, alert, and capable of stringing more than three coherent words together before the first briefing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Loadout:\u003c\/b\u003e A tactical selection of high-altitude beans, roasted to the \"Sweet Spot\" between light and medium.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intensity:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003eLight-Medium.\u003c\/b\u003e It offers a stronger flavor profile than a standard breakfast roast—think of it as a \"Full Metal Jacket\" upgrade for your morning mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Recon (Flavor Intel):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCocoa \u0026amp; Caramel:\u003c\/b\u003e The smooth, heavy-hitting base that keeps your morale in the green.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eToffee:\u003c\/b\u003e A sweet, buttery reinforcement that lingers like the smell of cordite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMild Fruits:\u003c\/b\u003e A subtle, high-speed finish to keep your senses sharp while you navigate the \"civilian\" world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBottom Line Up Front (BLUF):\u003c\/b\u003e If you need a morning coffee that actually has some \"oomph\" behind it without being a charred mess, \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"129\"\u003eThe Ambush at Dawn\u003c\/b\u003e is your primary weapon system. It’s perfectly balanced, surprisingly flavorful, and ready to breach the morning fog with extreme prejudice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEngagement SOP:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Prep:\u003c\/b\u003e Grind it fresh if you can. If you're using a drip machine, make sure the filter isn't older than your enlistment contract.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFirst Strike:\u003c\/b\u003e Take that first sip before the kids\/spouse\/boss starts making demands. This is your \"Personal Security Detail\" time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eConsolidate and Reorganize:\u003c\/b\u003e Once the mug is empty, you are officially authorized to interact with people who have never had to \"Police Call\" a parking lot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e The Ambush at Dawn may cause: unprovoked productivity, an increased ability to tolerate \"Circle X\" paperwork, and the sudden realization that you’re the only person in the office who actually knows how to use the copier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320223559959,"sku":"CVARGOURMET DONUT SHOP-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320223592727,"sku":"CVARGOURMET DONUT SHOP-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320223625495,"sku":"CVARGOURMET DONUT SHOP-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320223658263,"sku":"CVARGOURMET DONUT SHOP-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320223691031,"sku":"CVARGOURMET DONUT SHOP-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320223723799,"sku":"CVARGOURMET DONUT SHOP-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320223756567,"sku":"CVARGOURMET DONUT SHOP-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320223789335,"sku":"CVARGOURMET DONUT SHOP-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320223822103,"sku":"CVARGOURMET DONUT SHOP-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320223854871,"sku":"CVARGOURMET DONUT SHOP-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320223887639,"sku":"CVARGOURMET DONUT SHOP-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320223920407,"sku":"CVARGOURMET DONUT SHOP-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_g8xl5ig8xl5ig8xl.png?v=1772640618"},{"product_id":"french-roast","title":"THE BLACKOUT DRIVE (FRENCH ROAST)","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor those nights when the moon is MIA, the NODs are flickering, and your soul feels as black as the bottom of a CLP bottle. If you’re looking for a \"bright and fruity\" experience, go find a juice box—this roast is for the heavy hitters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eZero Illumination. Maximum Velocity.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThere is dark, and then there is \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"33\"\u003eBlackout Drive\u003c\/b\u003e dark. We’ve taken our highest-scoring \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"86\"\u003eAfrican coffees\u003c\/b\u003e—the elite operators of our inventory—and roasted them until they’re shined up like a pair of jump boots at a graduation ceremony. These beans are slick with a natural oil sheen, looking exactly like the asphalt on an MSR after a midnight rain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003eDeep Dark Roast\u003c\/b\u003e engineered for the veteran who views \"low acidity\" as a tactical advantage and \"bold flavor\" as a mandatory requirement. It’s rich, it’s viscous, and it hits the back of your throat with the authority of a 120mm sabot round.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Loadout:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Top-Tier African Beans (The Special Activity Division of coffee).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intensity:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003eDeep Dark Roast.\u003c\/b\u003e Roasted to the edge of darkness to eliminate any weakness (acidity).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Recon (Flavor Intel):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBold \u0026amp; Rich:\u003c\/b\u003e A flavor profile that takes up the entire room and refuses to leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBittersweet Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e Like the feeling of a successful exfil—intense, satisfying, and slightly sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOil Sheen:\u003c\/b\u003e These beans are so oily you might try to use them to lubricate your sidearm. (Note: Please don’t actually do that).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBottom Line Up Front (BLUF):\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"29\"\u003eThe Blackout Drive\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate suppressed weapon for your morning. It’s stealthy on the stomach but loud on the palate. If you need to navigate the darkest parts of your day with zero illumination and high confidence, this is the fuel for your convoy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Engagement SOP:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLight Discipline:\u003c\/b\u003e Brew this in total darkness to preserve your night vision (or just because you haven't turned the kitchen light on yet).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHeavy Metal:\u003c\/b\u003e Best served in a heavy mug that could double as a blunt force object if the situation dictates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNo Dilution:\u003c\/b\u003e Adding cream to this is like putting a \"Student Driver\" sticker on an Abrams. 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Half-Lively, Half-Grounded.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWe’ve all been there: you’re trying to act \"normal\" at a PTA meeting while your brain is still scanning the rooftops for snipers. You need a brew that understands the struggle. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"177\"\u003eThe Civilian Transition\u003c\/b\u003e is a sophisticated \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"220\"\u003ePost-Roast Blend\u003c\/b\u003e—meaning we roast the beans separately to their own perfection before bringing them together for a joint-training exercise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThe result is a perfect harmony of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"35\"\u003ebrightness and depth\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s \"Lively\" enough to keep you from falling asleep during a corporate PowerPoint presentation, but \"Grounding\" enough to prevent you from \"knife-handing\" the barista when they get your name wrong. It’s the coffee version of a successfully processed DD-214.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Loadout:\u003c\/b\u003e A high-level asset merge of independently roasted beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intensity:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003ePost-Roast Hybrid.\u003c\/b\u003e The tactical flexibility to handle \"high-speed\" mornings or \"low-drag\" afternoons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Recon (Flavor Intel):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLively Brightness:\u003c\/b\u003e A sharp, alert opening that reminds you that you're actually alive and no longer in the motor pool at 0400.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGrounding Depth:\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, earthy foundation that keeps your boots firmly planted on the floor (and not on someone's neck).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect Harmony:\u003c\/b\u003e A smooth, balanced finish that proves \"peace\" is possible—as long as there's enough caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBottom Line Up Front (BLUF):\u003c\/b\u003e This is the ultimate \"In-Between\" brew. It’s for the veteran who is moving between worlds. It’s complex, it’s reliable, and it’s the only thing that makes \"Small Talk\" with civilians remotely possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEngagement SOP:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDemobilization:\u003c\/b\u003e Brew a cup as soon as you get home. It’s the \"De-arm\" procedure for your brain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStandard Issue Mug:\u003c\/b\u003e Use your favorite chipped ceramic mug—the one with the unit crest that you refuse to throw away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSituational Awareness:\u003c\/b\u003e Drink it while sitting in a chair that faces the door. Old habits die hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e The Civilian Transition may lead to: an increased tolerance for \"First-World Problems,\" a temporary decrease in scowling, and the accidental use of \"Roger\" in response to your spouse asking you to take out the trash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320238108951,"sku":"TVARKOPI SAFARI-CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320238141719,"sku":"TVARKOPI SAFARI-CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320238174487,"sku":"TVARKOPI SAFARI-CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320238207255,"sku":"TVARKOPI SAFARI-CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320238240023,"sku":"TVARKOPI SAFARI-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320238272791,"sku":"TVARKOPI SAFARI-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320238305559,"sku":"TVARKOPI SAFARI-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320238338327,"sku":"TVARKOPI SAFARI-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320238371095,"sku":"TVARKOPI SAFARI-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320238403863,"sku":"TVARKOPI SAFARI-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320238436631,"sku":"TVARKOPI SAFARI-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320238469399,"sku":"TVARKOPI SAFARI-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320238502167,"sku":"TVARKOPI SAFARI-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320238534935,"sku":"TVARKOPI SAFARI-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320238567703,"sku":"TVARKOPI SAFARI-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320238600471,"sku":"TVARKOPI SAFARI-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_3kor9x3kor9x3kor.png?v=1772641336"},{"product_id":"instant-coffee","title":"MRE Heartburn","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eLook, we’ve all been there. You’re down-range, the DFAC is closed, and the only thing standing between you and a total mental breakdown is a tiny packet of \"Type III\" dust. We decided to take that nostalgia and actually make it taste like something a human would enjoy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe MRE Heartburn\u003c\/b\u003e is 30 servings of high-grade instant coffee packed into a resealable pouch that’s tougher than a Kevlar vest. This isn't that chalky \"crap-in-a-bag\" you remember from the ration packs; this is premium, dark-roasted fuel designed to dissolve instantly in hot water, cold water, or—if you’re truly desperate—straight onto your tongue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eWhether you're hitting the trail, stuck in a cubicle farm, or pulling a midnight shift in the garage, this pouch ensures you’re never more than 30 seconds away from a caffeine-induced tactical advantage. It’s rich, it’s bold, and unlike your first marriage, it’s actually there when you need it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ 3oz","offer_id":52320240238871,"sku":"TVARINSTANT COFFEE-ST-NA-3OZ","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/label3_on_bag_5a5e4083-d5eb-4b18-bb3f-868d08565316.jpg?v=1771948819"},{"product_id":"coffee-with-mushrooms-dark-roast","title":"THE BIO-LAB BREACH","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eFor those mornings when your brain feels like a stripped bolt and your body is moving with the speed of a jammed M2, it’s time to call in the \"Chemical Recon\" team. This isn't just coffee; it’s a high-level cognitive enhancement suite disguised as a brew.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eFungal Warfare for Your IQ. Infused Dark Roast.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWe’ve all survived missions on \"Rip-Its\" and pure spite, but the civilian world requires a different kind of firepower. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"120\"\u003eThe Bio-Lab Breach\u003c\/b\u003e is a Specialty-grade \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"160\"\u003eDark Roast\u003c\/b\u003e that has been tactically infused with a trio of mushrooms—\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"229\"\u003eLion’s Mane, Cordyceps, and Reishi\u003c\/b\u003e. Don't worry, it doesn't taste like the damp floor of a barracks shower; it tastes like a rich, bold dark roast that just happens to give you the mental clarity of a PFC who just found a \"secret\" stash of MRE heaters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis is \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"8\"\u003eSpecialized Equipment\u003c\/b\u003e for your central nervous system. It’s designed to sharpen your focus, boost your endurance, and help you manage the stress of \"polite society\" without needing a 72-hour pass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Loadout:\u003c\/b\u003e Specialty-grade Dark Roast beans + The Fungal Force Multiplier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intensity:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003eDeep Dark.\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, bold, and hits harder than a surprise CID inspection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intel (Functional Enhancements):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLion’s Mane (The Intel Officer):\u003c\/b\u003e Sharpens focus and cognitive function. Helps you remember where you put your keys (and your sanity).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCordyceps (The Lead Scout):\u003c\/b\u003e Natural energy and physical endurance. Perfect for rucking through a double shift or a trip to Costco.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eReishi (The Chaplain):\u003c\/b\u003e Stress support and grounding. Helps you ignore the \"Good Idea Fairy\" at the office.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBottom Line Up Front (BLUF):\u003c\/b\u003e This is the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"41\"\u003eAdvanced Weaponry\u003c\/b\u003e of the coffee world. It provides a rich, bittersweet dark roast flavor with a \"Clean Bright Finish\" that leaves you feeling like you’ve been upgraded to a newer, smarter model of yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEngagement SOP:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBio-Security Protocol:\u003c\/b\u003e Do not let your \"Naturalist\" brother-in-law touch this. He won't understand the tactical application of mushrooms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eZero the Sights:\u003c\/b\u003e Drink one cup at 0600. By 0615, you should be able to recite your General Orders and the lyrics to every cadence you ever hated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSustained Fire:\u003c\/b\u003e Unlike cheap energy drinks, this won't leave you \"crashing\" harder than a Humvee on an icy bridge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e The Bio-Lab Breach may cause: spontaneous organization of your spice rack by caliber, the ability to solve complex math problems while staring at a wall, and a total lack of patience for people who talk during the safety brief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ 8oz","offer_id":52320243974423,"sku":"TVARCOFFEE WITH MUSHROOMS DARK ROAST-ST-NA-8OZ","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_a6fyj2a6fyj2a6fy.png?v=1772641688"},{"product_id":"coffee-with-mushrooms-medium-roast","title":"THE MOPP-LEVEL 4","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor those moments when life feels like a \"simulated\" gas attack in 110-degree heat, and your brain is currently trapped inside a rubber mask that smells like old sweat and broken dreams. If your mental clarity is currently at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"0\" data-index-in-node=\"226\"\u003eMOPP Level 4\u003c\/b\u003e, it’s time to decontaminate your system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eDecontaminate the Brain Fog. Infused Intelligence.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWe’ve all been there: sweating through a charcoal-lined suit, breathing through a canister that’s probably older than you are, trying to remember the 9-line while your goggles fog up. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"184\"\u003eThe MOPP-Level 4\u003c\/b\u003e is a Specialty-grade \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"230\"\u003eMedium Roast\u003c\/b\u003e engineered to help you breach the \"protective posture\" of morning grogginess.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWe’ve tactically infused this smooth, nutty blend with the \"Big Three\" of cognitive survival: \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"94\"\u003eLion’s Mane, Cordyceps, and Reishi\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s designed to give you the mental agility to operate your \"equipment\" (and your life) without feeling like you’re trying to type while wearing rubber gloves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Loadout:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium Specialty-grade Medium Roast + The \"Overgarment\" Brain Upgrade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intensity:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003eMedium Roast.\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth enough to drink through a canteen straw (don't actually try this), but strong enough to register through the mask.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intel (Anti-Fog Enhancements):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLion’s Mane (The Decon Kit):\u003c\/b\u003e Scrubs away the \"charcoal dust\" in your mind so you can actually focus on the task at hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCordyceps (The External Filter):\u003c\/b\u003e Natural endurance to help you survive the \"Hurry Up and Wait\" of a simulated exercise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eReishi (The Inner Seal):\u003c\/b\u003e Stress support to keep you from \"breaking the seal\" when the office gets too loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBottom Line Up Front (BLUF):\u003c\/b\u003e This is a high-performance brew for a low-visibility world. It offers a smooth, clean flavor profile that won't give you \"stomach tremors,\" combined with a fungal force-multiplier that ensures your internal guidance system stays \"Green across the board.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Engagement SOP:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGas! Gas! Gas!:\u003c\/b\u003e Brew immediately upon sensing a \"lack of motivation\" in the AO.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaintain the Seal:\u003c\/b\u003e Drink your cup in peace before you have to put on your \"Civilian Mask\" for the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCheck Your Buddy:\u003c\/b\u003e If your coworker looks like they’re struggling with basic tasks, share a cup. Don't let them suffer in MOPP 0.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e The MOPP-Level Mentality may cause: the sudden ability to read a map without turning it upside down, an irrational desire to check the expiration date on everything in your pantry, and the strange feeling that you’re being watched by an Evaluator.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ 8oz","offer_id":52320246628631,"sku":"TVARCOFFEE WITH MUSHROOMS MEDIUM ROAST-ST-NA-8OZ","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_tsszyctsszyctssz.png?v=1772642177"},{"product_id":"french-roast-1","title":"Unconditional Surrender","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eLook, we know the word \"French\" usually makes you want to check your flank and look for a white flag, but hear us out. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"119\"\u003eThe Unconditional Surrender\u003c\/b\u003e is our extra-dark, heavy-duty Central American roast that we pushed right to the thermal limit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eUnlike a 1940s defensive line, this blend doesn't crumble. We roasted these specialty-grade beans until their \"origin characteristics\" retreated and their acidity was dishonorably discharged. What’s left is a deep, smoky, oily flavor that’s darker than a Baghdad blackout and heavier than a Bradley’s armor plating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eThis isn't a \"café au lait\" for a sidewalk stroll in Paris. This is a high-viscosity tactical fuel for the grunt who needs a coffee that tastes like charred oak and 03:00 resilience. It’s oily, it’s bold, and it’s the only \"French\" roast that will actually stand its ground in your mug.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320276676887,"sku":"FRENCH  Roast-CO-DA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320276709655,"sku":"FRENCH  Roast-CO-DA-1 LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320276742423,"sku":"FRENCH  Roast-CO-DA-2 LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320276775191,"sku":"FRENCH  Roast-CO-DA-5 LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320276807959,"sku":"FRENCH  Roast-ES-DA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320276840727,"sku":"FRENCH  Roast-ES-DA-1 LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320276873495,"sku":"FRENCH  Roast-ES-DA-2 LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320276906263,"sku":"FRENCH  Roast-ES-DA-5 LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320276939031,"sku":"FRENCH  Roast-ST-DA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320276971799,"sku":"FRENCH  Roast-ST-DA-1 LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320277004567,"sku":"FRENCH  Roast-ST-DA-2 LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320277037335,"sku":"FRENCH  Roast-ST-DA-5 LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320277070103,"sku":"FRENCH  Roast-WH-DA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320277102871,"sku":"FRENCH  Roast-WH-DA-1 LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320277135639,"sku":"FRENCH  Roast-WH-DA-2 LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320277168407,"sku":"FRENCH  Roast-WH-DA-5 LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/label3_on_bag_d2098167-963c-47a1-98f8-3eaa77569923.jpg?v=1771948906"},{"product_id":"blk-wtr-black-water","title":"BLK-WTR (Black Water)","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_e7541d5bc66da50d\" aria-live=\"off\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTagline:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"9\"\u003eBecause sleeping is for POGs.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Description:\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eYou know that special kind of hell when the sun’s not up, your boots are wet, and the LT just said we’re doing a 12-mile ruck \"for morale\"? That's exactly when you need \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"169\"\u003eBLK-WTR.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Company has engineered the ultimate tactical fuel. This isn’t coffee; it’s a high-grade stimulant masquerading as a morning beverage. We took a dark roast so deep it's got its own zip code in the AO, then turbocharged it with the max caffeine limit allowed by the Geneva Convention (probably).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eBut we know you’re not \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"23\"\u003ejust\u003c\/i\u003e a savage. You appreciate the finer things. So, we finished this beast with notes of Caramel and Mocha. Why? Because sometimes, you want your adrenaline to taste like a tiny bit of heaven before you embrace the suck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eIt’s the coffee that says, \"I might have PTSD, but at least I'm not tired.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDarker Than Your ROE:\u003c\/b\u003e A roast so dark it makes midnight look like noon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMax Caffeine Overdrive:\u003c\/b\u003e Guaranteed to make you see sounds and smell colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCaramel Mocha Flavor Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e A tactical hint of sweetness, because you’re a complex individual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGuaranteed to Piss Off Your Cardiologist:\u003c\/b\u003e Your heart will beat faster than a machine gun on cyclic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100% Veteran Owned \u0026amp; Operated:\u003c\/b\u003e We roasted this while yelling at inanimate objects.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUsage Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePreparation:\u003c\/b\u003e Brew using your preferred method (even if that’s just dissolving it in hot diesel fuel).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eConsumption:\u003c\/b\u003e Down it like you're clearing a room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOperation:\u003c\/b\u003e Immediately begin operating at a high tempo, perhaps aggressively cleaning your already clean gear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Side effects may include sudden urges to ruck march, yelling \"HOOAH\" in inappropriate settings, and a total inability to relax for the next 72 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDO NOT DRINK before a sensitive operation (like a first date, or talking to your mother-in-law).\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBLK-WTR: WAKE UP OR DIE. (But actually just wake up, we need you for guard duty.)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"12 ounce","offer_id":52527735669015,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 pound","offer_id":52527735701783,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12 K Cups","offer_id":52527735734551,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_qup68aqup68aqup6.png?v=1774013268"},{"product_id":"route-irish","title":"ROUTE IRISH","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoute Irish: The Fastest 5 Minutes of Your Life\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eBuckle up, buttercup. You’re about to take a ride down the most dangerous road in Baghdad from the comfort of your kitchen—and just like the real thing, there is \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"162\"\u003ezero\u003c\/b\u003e room for weakness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Company\u003c\/b\u003e presents \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"32\"\u003eRoute Irish\u003c\/b\u003e, a blend designed for the veteran who misses the adrenaline but definitely doesn’t miss the dust. This isn't your \"corporate retreat\" coffee; this is high-octane fuel for people who have \"checked the perimeter\" of their own backyard at 0300.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Payload\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWe took a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003eDark Roast\u003c\/b\u003e so black it looks like a night op with broken NVGs and fused it with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"90\"\u003eHigh-Caffeine\u003c\/b\u003e beans—because \"exhaustion\" is just a state of mind that we don’t recognize. To make sure you’re actually awake enough to find your keys, we spiked it with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"259\"\u003eDark Italian Espresso\u003c\/b\u003e for that extra kick in the teeth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eBut we aren't savages. We finished it off with a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"49\"\u003eCaramel Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e profile. Why? Because even the crustiest Staff Sergeant likes a little sweetness before they start screaming. It’s the \"velvet glove\" over the \"iron fist.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProfile Briefing\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoast:\u003c\/b\u003e Darker than a E-4’s sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor:\u003c\/b\u003e Bold, smokey espresso with a tactical strike of buttery caramel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCaffeine Level:\u003c\/b\u003e \"I can see through time and hear colors\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSide Effects:\u003c\/b\u003e Spontaneous desire to low-crawl to the mailbox and an immediate increase in your bench press and service connection rating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking Route Irish may result in you actually finishing your \"to-do\" list, calling your old squad leader just to talk trash, a sudden urge to tactically acquire the neighbors lawnmower, and excessive knife-handing civilians. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStop drinking that weak, watered-down swill and start your day with a brew that actually has your back.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52529756864791,"sku":"RI-BLEND-1","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52529756897559,"sku":"RI-BLEND-2","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12 K Cus","offer_id":52529756930327,"sku":"RI-BLEND-3","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/26.png?v=1774033478"},{"product_id":"midnight-qrf","title":"MIDNIGHT QRF","description":"\u003cp\u003eMidnight QRF: Because Sleep is a Luxury Your Mission Can’t Afford\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eListen up, beautiful disasters. It’s 0200, your eyelids feel like they’ve been sandbagged, and the \"good idea\" fairy just dropped a frag in the middle of your operations. When the call comes in for a Quick Reaction Force, you don't roll out with a lukewarm decaf and a positive attitude. You roll out with Midnight QRF.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted by the caffeinated lunatics at OIF VET Coffee Company, this blend is designed for the veteran who misses the hum of a diesel generator and the sweet, sweet smell of burnt JP-8. We’ve combined the highest-grade tactical stimulants to ensure your heart rate hits \"sustained fire\" levels before you even finish the first mug.\u003cbr\u003eThe Payload\u003cbr\u003eThis isn't just \"coffee.\" It’s a multi-stage kinetic strike against your fatigue.\u003cbr\u003e* Dark Roast Colombian Max Caffeine: The heavy hitters. This is the base layer of \"why am I shaking?\" that provides the raw horsepower to get you through the gate.\u003cbr\u003e* Dark Italian Espresso Roast: Deep, smoky, and bitter—just like your first NCO. It adds the grit and intensity required for a midnight counter-offensive.\u003cbr\u003e* Double Chocolate Mocha: Because even the most crusty combat vet has a soft spot for something rich. It’s the \"comfort\" in the \"combat.\"\u003cbr\u003e* Caramel Macchiato: The tactical finish. A smooth, buttery sweetness that masks the fact that you’re basically drinking jet fuel.\u003cbr\u003eTechnical Specs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRoast Level | Darker than a moonless night in Fallujah \u003cbr\u003eCaffeine Content | High (Consult your medic if your heart starts Morse coding) \u003cbr\u003eFlavor Profile | Bittersweet Chocolate, Burnt Sugar, and \"Get Work Done\" \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSide Effects: Spontaneous push-ups, loud talking, and finishing your to-do list by 0430 \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy Midnight QRF?\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause \"low speed, high drag\" is for civilians. Whether you’re pulling a double shift, prepping for a range day, or just trying to survive a Monday morning meeting that could have been an email, Midnight QRF is your primary weapon system.\u003cbr\u003eIt’s bold, it’s unapologetic, and it’s Veteran Owned and Operated. We don't do weak. We don't do \"mild.\" We do coffee that hits as hard as an IED on a paved road.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarning: May cause you to actually enjoy the sound of your alarm clock. Drink responsibly, or don't. 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We know your knees click like a Geissele trigger and your back has more \"structural integrity\" issues than a Baghdad T-wall, but we’ve got the fuel to get you through the motor pool Monday from hell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Mandatory Fun blend is exactly like that battalion change of command ceremony: it’s thick, it’s dark, and there’s a lot of sweet-talking involved to make the pain go away. We took the richest Double Chocolate Mocha we could find—darker than the inside of a Bradley—and hit it with a tactical strike of Buttery Caramel Macchiato.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s the only thing that tastes better than a \"mission complete\" radio call. It’s sweet enough to make you forget about your VA claim status, but bold enough to keep you awake during a four-hour safety brief on why you shouldn't drink Rip Its and jump off the barracks roof.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You Need This:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e* Tactical Sweetness:\u003c\/strong\u003e Covers the taste of sand, CLP, and regret.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e * High Caffeine Yield:\u003c\/strong\u003e Because \"embrace the suck\" is easier when your heart is racing at 180 BPM.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e * Veteran Owned:\u003c\/strong\u003e Roasted by guys who actually know what a porta-john in 120-degree heat smells like (this tastes significantly better).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52539491680535,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52539491713303,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":52539491746071,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_wueul5wueul5wueu.png?v=1774293042"},{"product_id":"the-breaching-charge-ammo-can-12-k-cups","title":"THE BREACHING CHARGE AMMO CAN (12 K CUPS)","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Profile: English Toffee \u0026amp; Milk Chocolate\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDESCRIPTION:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, beautiful disasters. Whether you’re pulling a 24-hour shift in the motor pool or just trying to survive a “mandatory fun” event at 0700, your standard issue bean water isn't going to cut it. You need something that hits harder than a back-blast in a confined space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eEnter \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"6\"\u003eTHE BREACHING CHARGE\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWe took the smooth, buttery soul of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"36\"\u003eEnglish Toffee\u003c\/b\u003e and married it to a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"71\"\u003eMilk Chocolate\u003c\/b\u003e finish that’s sweeter than a confirmed DD-214. It’s a high-vis taste profile for those who prefer their caffeine with a side of \"don't talk to me until the sun is fully up.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThis isn't just a drink; it's a tactical reset for your taste buds. It goes down easier than a 1st Lieutenant getting lost with a map, but packs enough punch to keep you in the fight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE LOADOUT:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eQUANTITY:\u003c\/b\u003e 12 High-Velocity Pods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePACKAGING:\u003c\/b\u003e The \"Ammo Can\" (Because cardboard is for civilians).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCOMPATIBILITY:\u003c\/b\u003e K-Cup compatible (Keurig-ready for rapid deployment).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eORIGIN:\u003c\/b\u003e Veteran Owned \u0026amp; Operated. 100% OIF Vet approved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDIRECTIONS:\u003c\/b\u003e 1. Insert Pod. 2. Press \"Large Cup.\" 3. Embrace the sugar-coated chaos. 4. Repeat until you can see sounds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Side effects may include sudden urges to buy another truck, unexplainable nostalgia for the DFAC, and the ability to tolerate your neighbors for up to 15 minutes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52606878384407,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_36zwl836zwl836zw.png?v=1775121336"},{"product_id":"the-2-1-frago","title":"THE 2-1 FRAGO","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Morning SITREP: \"Objective Sweet Relief\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDescription:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eListen up, high-speed. We know your knees click like a Morse code machine and your \"service-connected\" back pain is currently at a Level 8. You need a caffeine intervention that doesn’t taste like the bottom of a CLP bottle or the charred remains of a burn pit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eEnter \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"6\"\u003eThe 2-1 FRAGO\u003c\/b\u003e. We took a tactical approach to your morning mug by mixing two parts of our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"96\"\u003e\"Blackhawk Down\" Medium Roast Colombian\u003c\/b\u003e with one part \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"150\"\u003e\"Tactical Toffee\" Caramel Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s the perfect ratio—just enough sweetness to remind you that life isn’t all sand and MRE crackers, but enough Colombian backbone to ensure you’re caffeinated enough to tolerate the civilian world for another eight hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intel:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ratio:\u003c\/b\u003e 2 Parts Grunt Logic (Raw Colombian Energy) \/ 1 Part Dependenta-Approved Caramel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Flavor:\u003c\/b\u003e Like a hug from a medic after a long movement—sweet, reassuring, and keeps you from flatlining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Aftermath:\u003c\/b\u003e No jittery shakes, just pure mission-focused clarity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may result in a sudden urge to fix your neighbor's lawn, explain why \"back in my day\" was harder, and finally finish that VA claim you’ve been sitting on since 2009.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"Because you’re too old for straight espresso, but too bitter for a vanilla latte.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52631026598167,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52631026630935,"sku":null,"price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2 Pound","offer_id":52631026663703,"sku":null,"price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"AMMO CAN (12 K CUPS)","offer_id":52631026696471,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_bo06okbo06okbo06.png?v=1775334792"},{"product_id":"120-mike-mike-the-ultimate-indirect-fire-for-your-veins","title":"120 MIKE-MIKE: THE ULTIMATE INDIRECT FIRE FOR YOUR VEINS","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eListen up, beautiful disasters. 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This is a heavy-mortar barrage of caffeine designed to delete your fatigue and replace it with the reckless confidence of a Private with a fresh enlistment bonus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE LOADOUT:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBase Layer:\u003c\/b\u003e A high-explosive foundation of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"43\"\u003eDark Italian Espresso\u003c\/b\u003e. Bold, bitter, and blacker than a First Sergeant’s soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Payload:\u003c\/b\u003e Infused with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"26\"\u003eDouble Chocolate Mocha\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"53\"\u003eCaramel Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e. Because even the toughest grunts appreciate a little sweetness before the chaos starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Propellant:\u003c\/b\u003e We spiked this blend with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"42\"\u003eMax Caff\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s basically liquid adrenaline. One cup and you’ll be able to see through time; two cups and you’re ready to sprint a 12-mile ruck in flip-flops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWHY YOU NEED IT:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eZero Misfires:\u003c\/b\u003e This blend is guaranteed to kickstart your heart faster than a \"Random\" UA on a Monday morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF Veteran Owned:\u003c\/b\u003e We survived the heat, the sand, and the Rip Its so you don't have to drink garbage coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Flavor:\u003c\/b\u003e It tastes like victory, caramelized sugar, and a hint of \"I’m about to make this everyone’s problem.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Side effects may include spontaneous power-walking, increased proficiency at knife-handing civilians, and the sudden urge to buy another truck you can’t afford.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHang it. Drop it. Drink it.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e120 MIKE-MIKE: Sending caffeine downrange since 0300.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52718757249303,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52718757282071,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups","offer_id":52718757314839,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_silwmgsilwmgsilw.png?v=1775865754"},{"product_id":"the-hvt-high-value-target","title":"The HVT (High Value Target)","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission:\u003c\/b\u003e When the objective is high-stakes and sleep is a luxury you can’t afford, you need a brew that hits like a kinetic strike. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"136\"\u003eThe HVT\u003c\/b\u003e isn't just a coffee blend; it’s a tactical advantage in a mug. We’ve scouted the finest beans and fused them with high-velocity energy to ensure you’re the most dangerous person in the room—or at least the most awake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Payload:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMax Caffeine Core:\u003c\/b\u003e The heavy hitter. We’ve reinforced this blend with a high-caffeine kick designed to override your \"snooze\" reflex and keep your internal sensors on high alert.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCosta Rican Intel:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, vibrant, and reliable. This premium single-origin base provides a medium-bodied richness with subtle citrus notes, ensuring your morning operation is as smooth as a silent entry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCaramel Macchiato Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e The \"soft\" side of a hard roast. Infused with buttery caramel and a hint of creamy vanilla, it provides a smooth extraction that masks the punch of the caffeine. It’s the reward at the end of a successful exfil.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Consume with caution. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"31\"\u003eThe HVT\u003c\/b\u003e has been known to cause sudden bursts of productivity, uncomfortably high levels of motivation, and the ability to see through walls (results may vary). If you start calling your kitchen the \"Tactical Operations Center,\" you’ve had just enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoast Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Medium-Dark \/ High Octane\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Rich Toffee, Salted Caramel, Bold Espresso\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePrimary Objective:\u003c\/b\u003e Maximum Alertness \/ Zero Compromise\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52722633867543,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52722633900311,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":52722633933079,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_ccrtteccrtteccrt.png?v=1775893927"},{"product_id":"after-action-macchiato","title":"AFTER-ACTION MACCHIATO","description":"\u003cp\u003eHigh Octane. Zero Manners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_b0641c245d4c37ac\" aria-live=\"polite\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intel\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eLook, we get it. You miss the thrill of a 2:00 AM QRF call, but your civilian knees sound like a bag of Doritos every time you stand up. You want a coffee that hits like a 120mm sabot round but tastes like you actually have something to live for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAfter-Action Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e is the tactical compromise your taste buds never saw coming. We took our highest-caffeine roast—the kind that makes you see through time and hear colors—and hit it with a \"combat-effective\" dose of buttery caramel and vanilla cream.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eIt’s sweet enough to make a Drill Sergeant weep, but strong enough to keep you awake through a four-hour PowerPoint presentation on reflective vests.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Profile\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/b\u003e Burnt Caramel, Vanilla Bean, and \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"40\"\u003eWeaponized Caffeine.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBody:\u003c\/b\u003e Heavy-duty. Like an up-armored Humvee, but smoother.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAftertaste:\u003c\/b\u003e Pure motivation and a slight desire to re-enlist (consult a doctor if this feeling persists).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMax Caffeine:\u003c\/b\u003e For when you need to be \"tactically alert\" but you’ve been out of the sandbox for a decade and the suburban life is draining your soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCaramel Smoothness:\u003c\/b\u003e Because being a \"tough guy\" 24\/7 is exhausting. It’s okay to like flavor, Greg. It’s called \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"112\"\u003eself-care.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF Veteran Owned:\u003c\/b\u003e Roasted by guys who spent 2003-2009 drinking lukewarm battery acid in the desert so you can enjoy this gourmet liquid gold in your climate-controlled kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may lead to increased heart rate, spontaneous storytelling about \"the good old days\" at Camp Victory, and the sudden urge to buy another tactical backpack you don't need.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBrew it hot. Drink it fast. Stay salty.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52722700517655,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52722700550423,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can(12 K Cups)","offer_id":52722700583191,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_3n6xjb3n6xjb3n6x.png?v=1775895039"},{"product_id":"e-4-mafia-blend-the-sham-shield-special","title":"E-4 Mafia Blend: The Sham-Shield Special","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoast:\u003c\/b\u003e Medium-Dark (Darker than your soul after a 0400 formation)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"66\"\u003eProfile:\u003c\/b\u003e High-Caffeine \/ Colombian Supremo Hybrid\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBecause why do it right the first time when you can hide in the motor pool until the work detail is over?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003eE-4 Mafia Blend\u003c\/b\u003e is specifically engineered for the true backbone of the military: the specialists who have mastered the art of being \"at a dental appointment\" exactly when the Connex needs to be inventoried. We’ve taken the smooth, reliable notes of a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"256\"\u003ePremium Colombian Supremo\u003c\/b\u003e and spiked it with a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"303\"\u003eMax-Caffeine\u003c\/b\u003e kick that hits harder than a First Sergeant who just found out you lost your serialized gear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis isn’t just coffee; it’s a tactical evasion tool. It provides the jitter-free focus required to look incredibly busy while doing absolutely nothing, and the heart-pounding energy needed to sprint to your POV the second you hear \"Final formation is canceled.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eTasting Notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInitial Punch:\u003c\/b\u003e High-voltage caffeine that alerts your nervous system like a surprise UA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBody:\u003c\/b\u003e Rich, bold, and slightly salty—just like your attitude after three years in grade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth caramel and cocoa undertones that linger longer than your DD-214 transition leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eWarning Labels\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCAUTION:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may cause you to develop \"Invisibility\" in the presence of NCOs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSIDE EFFECTS:\u003c\/b\u003e May lead to increased proficiency in skating, excessive use of the phrase \"Check with the Sergeant,\" and an unexplained disappearance whenever a broom is spotted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLEGAL:\u003c\/b\u003e OIF VET Coffee Company is not responsible for any Article 15s received while under the influence of this high-octane sham fuel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBrew it. Drink it. Disappear.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52730421477655,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52730421510423,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":52730421543191,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_xf5nybxf5nybxf5n_2.png?v=1775982639"},{"product_id":"liquid-thermite","title":"LIQUID THERMITE","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe OIF \"Shake \u0026amp; Bake\" Special\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, beautiful disasters. If your morning routine currently involves staring at a wall for twenty minutes wondering why your joints sound like a gravel crusher, we’ve got the fix.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLiquid Thermite\u003c\/b\u003e isn't just coffee; it’s a high-explosive breach for your central nervous system. We took the refined, \"I actually have a refined palate\" soul of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"161\"\u003edark-roast Italian Espresso\u003c\/b\u003e and slammed it into a high-occupancy vehicle with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"239\"\u003eMax Caffeine Robusta\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThe result? A blend so potent it’ll have you seeing sounds and hearing colors. It’s the closest you can get to the feeling of a triple-digit heat index, a full combat load, and a \"mandatory\" fun run—minus the heat stroke and the soul-crushing realization that you’re still in the motor pool at 1900.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy you need this in your kit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Flavor:\u003c\/b\u003e Bold, smoky, and darker than a Port-a-John in a sandstorm. It tastes like Italian sophistication met a heavy machine gun and decided to start a family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Kick:\u003c\/b\u003e Enough caffeine to make your heart skip like a scratched CD. It’s designed to keep you awake through the most mind-numbing PowerPoint brief in history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Pedigree:\u003c\/b\u003e Roasted by OIF Vets who know that \"sleep\" is just a suggestion and \"exhaustion\" is a lifestyle choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBREW SPECS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAttribute\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecification\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoast Level\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,1,0\"\u003eMidnight (Darker than your ex's heart)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCaffeine Content\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,1,0\"\u003eTachycardia-inducing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrigin\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,1,0\"\u003eItalian Soul \/ Middle Eastern Temperament\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBest Served\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,1,0\"\u003eBlack, in a stained mug, while judging civilians\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Do not consume if you have a \"resting heart rate\" or if you enjoy things like \"calmness\" and \"naps.\" This is 100% pure, unadulterated motivation in a bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Company: Because \"High Intensity\" shouldn't just describe your VA claim.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounces","offer_id":52730430259479,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52730430292247,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cops)","offer_id":52730430325015,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_5kemfv5kemfv5kem.png?v=1775983592"},{"product_id":"the-green-zone","title":"THE GREEN ZONE","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlend:\u003c\/b\u003e High-Altitude Bali Blue Moon + Salted Caramel Macchiato\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE DEBRIEF\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eListen up, high-speed. We know your knees click like a Morse code SOS every time you stand up, and your \"good\" back is currently held together by spite and Vitamin M (800mg Ibuprofen). You need a brew that hits as hard as a mortar at 0300 but tastes like the freedom you actually fought for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Green Zone\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate tactical contradiction. We took premium \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"78\"\u003eBali Blue Moon\u003c\/b\u003e—dark, earthy, and smooth enough to bribe a local contractor—and slammed it into a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"175\"\u003eSalted Caramel Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e profile. It’s the coffee equivalent of wearing a silk Hawaiian shirt under your plate carrier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eIt’s sweet, it’s salty, and it’s got just enough caffeine to make you think you can still pass a PFT without tearing a meniscus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTASTING NOTES\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Infiltration:\u003c\/b\u003e Heavy body with notes of dark chocolate and \"I’m not answering that VA disability call.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Extraction:\u003c\/b\u003e A smooth, buttery caramel finish that lingers longer than a mandatory SHARP briefing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Aftermath:\u003c\/b\u003e Subtle hints of vanilla and sea salt, because life is salty enough, but your coffee shouldn’t be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOPERATIONAL SPECS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eROAST:\u003c\/b\u003e Medium-Dark (Like your sense of humor).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eORIGIN:\u003c\/b\u003e Bali (The exotic leave you never actually got to take).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFLAVOR PROFILE:\u003c\/b\u003e Caramel, Vanilla, and \"Don't talk to me until the sun is up.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eINTENDED USE:\u003c\/b\u003e Best enjoyed while staring blankly at a lawn mower or judging the neighbor’s \"tactical\" leaf blower.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e“Because drinking black sludge out of a styrofoam cup was a 2004 vibe. You’re a civilian now. Treat your tastebuds like they have rights.”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52801498186007,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52801498218775,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":52801498251543,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_e95wmue95wmue95w.png?v=1776326634"},{"product_id":"dustoff-6","title":"DUSTOFF 6","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Blend:\u003c\/strong\u003e Colombian \u0026amp; Double Chocolate Mocha\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE DESCRIPTION:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhen the world is screaming \"Inbound\" and your motivation is MIA, you don’t call for a truce—you call for \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"106\"\u003eDustoff 6\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThis is the Command and Control of caffeine. We took premium \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"61\"\u003eColombian beans\u003c\/b\u003e and reinforced them with a heavy-armor layer of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"125\"\u003eDouble Chocolate Mocha\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s thick, dark, and hits harder than a 240B on a tripod. This blend is dedicated to the OIF vets who know that \"Zero Dark Thirty\" isn't a movie title—it’s the time you start questioning your life choices while staring at a cold mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMission Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, velvety chocolate payload that suppresses the bitterness of those \"mandatory\" fun events.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Energy:\u003c\/b\u003e Provides the immediate extraction you need from the \"I’m-too-old-for-this-crap\" headspace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Aftermath:\u003c\/b\u003e Leaves a smooth finish, unlike that one time you tried to \"shortcut\" through a wadi in a Humvee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eStop drinking that scorched silt from the chow hall. Pour a cup of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"67\"\u003eDustoff 6\u003c\/b\u003e, adjust your kit, and prepare to dominate the day—or at least the first three hours of it before the knees start popping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCOMMS CHECK:\u003c\/b\u003e If you can still feel your feelings after the first cup, you didn't brew it strong enough. Add more grounds until the spoon stands up on its own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Co. — Extracting You from the Suck.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52801593770263,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52801593803031,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":52801593835799,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_uq29sguq29sguq29.png?v=1776329205"},{"product_id":"master-blaster-macchiato-the-wake-the-f-ck-up-blend","title":"Master Blaster Macchiato: The \"Wake the F*ck Up\" Blend","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMASTER BLASTER MACCHIATO\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaximum Pressure. Zero Misfires.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_cae26d09d2efa6e6\" aria-live=\"polite\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eListen up, sunshine. We know you miss the smell of C4 in the morning, but your HOA frowns upon \"controlled detonations\" before 0700. Since you can’t exactly breach your kitchen door with a kick and a flashbang anymore, we brought the boom to your mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003eMaster Blaster Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e is our OIF-inspired Breakfast Blend designed for those who prefer their mornings high-yield and their stress levels low. We’ve taken a smooth, high-altitude roast and infused it with just enough \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"224\"\u003ecaramel macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e sweetness to remind you of that one \"fancy\" coffee shop in the Green Zone—except this one won't give you the shakes during a secondary sweep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eIt’s light enough to drink while you’re staring blankly at your civilian neighbor’s overgrown lawn, but bold enough to ensure you don't fall back asleep at your desk like a Private on fire watch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoast Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Light\/Medium (The \"Initial Inspection\" Roast)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/b\u003e Toasted Caramel, Vanilla, and the satisfaction of a successful EOD report.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEffect:\u003c\/b\u003e Increases your situational awareness by 400%.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may result in a sudden urge to cut the red wire. (Don't do that. It’s the toaster cord.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"If you see us running, try to keep up. But if you see us drinking this, pull up a chair. It’s gonna be a smooth day.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52803757244695,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52803757277463,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":52803757310231,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_7p93kj7p93kj7p93.png?v=1776354377"},{"product_id":"the-dust-bowl-macchiato","title":"THE DUST BOWL MACCHIATO","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Because Sand and Regret Aren’t the Only Things You Should Taste.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_c14b41d86ffe662c\" aria-live=\"polite\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Flavor Profile\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThis isn't your spouse’s fancy-pants, green-apron, \"I have a rewards card\" coffee. This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"93\"\u003eColombian Supremo\u003c\/b\u003e—the highest grade possible—blended with just enough \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"163\"\u003ecaramel macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e sweetness to make you forget you’re drinking it out of a stained plastic mug in the middle of a desert.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eIt’s smooth, bold, and surprisingly sweet, much like that one PFC who thought his high school sweetheart would actually wait for him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Backstory: Camp Korean Village (CKV)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eRemember \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"9\"\u003eRutbah\u003c\/b\u003e? Remember the fine, talcum-powder dust of Al Anbar that found its way into your boots, your rifle, and your very soul? We do. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"142\"\u003eCamp Korean Village\u003c\/b\u003e was the middle of nowhere’s middle of nowhere. Whether you were pulling security on MSR Mobile or just trying to survive a trip to the shoppette without inhaling a pound of moon dust, CKV was a special kind of hell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eWe named this blend after the only thing missing from those 0300 watch shifts: a coffee that doesn’t taste like burnt CLP and disappointment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColombian Supremo:\u003c\/b\u003e Because after three deployments, your standards for caffeine are the only thing you haven't lowered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTouch of Caramel:\u003c\/b\u003e For the \"tough guys\" who secretly like a little sweetness but will tell their squad it’s \"strictly for the caloric density.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF Vet Owned:\u003c\/b\u003e Roasted by guys who know that \"perfection\" is a warm MRE and a working AC unit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eZero Dust:\u003c\/b\u003e Unlike the actual Korean Village, we guarantee there is a 0% chance of sand in this bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may cause sudden urges to check your sectors, complain about the \"new Army\/Corps,\" and tell anyone within earshot that \"back in my day, we didn't have Wi-Fi in the desert.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"It’s better than a Mid-Tour Leave, and smells significantly better than the burn pits.\"\u003c\/b\u003e \u0026gt; \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"15,0\" data-index-in-node=\"91\"\u003e— Some Staff Sergeant, probably.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52804163240215,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52804163272983,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":52804163305751,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_pyq3dkpyq3dkpyq3.png?v=1776358111"},{"product_id":"woobie-juice","title":"WOOBIE JUICE","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Description\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThere is no piece of gear more sacred, more versatile, or more likely to be \"lost\" during a CIF turn-in than the poncho liner. We’ve captured that exact feeling of being wrapped in quilted, nylon salvation and distilled it into a 12oz bag of liquid gold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWoobie Juice\u003c\/b\u003e is the House Blend that provides the tactical warmth your soul hasn't felt since you were huddling in the back of a deuce-and-a-half in the rain. It’s the ultimate \"warm and fuzzy\" for people who have forgotten what \"warm and fuzzy\" actually feels like. This blend is smooth, dependable, and—unlike your ex-wife—it’s actually there for you when the sun starts coming up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eIt’s the only thing that makes the transition from \"civilian life\" to \"functional human\" possible before 0900.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePrimary Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Rich Toasted Walnut, Caramel (to mask the bitterness of your service record), and Pure Comfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAroma:\u003c\/b\u003e Smells like a 4-day weekend and a \"No-Shave\" profile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Cleaner than a 2nd LT’s boots on their first day in country.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Side effects include a sudden sense of security, an refusal to share your \"blankie\" (mug), and the inexplicable desire to wear silkies while checking the mail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Company: Embracing the Suck, One Cup at a Time.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52805983863063,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52805983895831,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":52805983928599,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_5gtjg75gtjg75gtj.png?v=1776379262"},{"product_id":"the-freedom-papers-dd-214-blend","title":"THE FREEDOM PAPERS (DD-214 BLEND)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eOIF Vet Coffee Co. – \"Embrace the Shi\u003c\/i\u003etshow\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDescription:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, civilian. You remember that golden ticket? That beautiful, wrinkled piece of paper that told the Big Green Machine you were officially done playing \"find the hidden CLP\" in the motor pool? This coffee tastes exactly like that moment—but without the three-hour wait at Out-processing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Freedom Papers\u003c\/b\u003e is a tactical blend engineered for those who traded their Kevlar for a beard and their sanity for a VA rating. We took a base of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"148\"\u003eBreakfast Blend\u003c\/b\u003e (because even out of uniform, you’re still waking up at 0430 for no reason), then reinforced it with a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"267\"\u003eDouble Chocolate Mocha\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"294\"\u003eCaramel Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e flank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eIt’s sweet, it’s dark, and it’s got just enough kick to make you feel like you could pass a PFT—right before you remember you don’t have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eComponent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTactical Function\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e50% Breakfast Blend\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1,1,0\"\u003eThe \"Standard Issue\" base. Reliable, caffeinated, and keeps you from snapping at the neighbor’s barking dog.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e25% Double Chocolate Mocha\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,2,1,0\"\u003eFor the dark, bitter sense of humor you developed in Fallujah.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e25% Caramel Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,3,1,0\"\u003eThe \"Sweet Release.\" Tastes like the day you finally walked off base and didn't look back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this coffee may cause side effects including: sudden urges to stop shaving, wearing cargo shorts in winter, and an inability to stand in line without checking your six.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSTAY CAFFEINATED. 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We know your morning routine usually involves dry-scooping pre-workout and questioning every life choice that led to a VA disability rating. But sometimes, you want a cup of joe that doesn't taste like a burnt CLP rag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Sandpit Swirl\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate tactical compromise. We took premium \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"71\"\u003eCosta Rican beans\u003c\/b\u003e—strong enough to keep a private awake on a 0200 fire guard shift—and \"merged\" them with a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"179\"\u003ecreamy Caramel Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e finish. It’s like a precision airstrike of flavor hitting your taste buds right when you’re ready to call a medic for your caffeine withdrawal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This in Your Kit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e50\/50 Integration:\u003c\/b\u003e Evenly blended like a perfectly executed pincer movement. You get the bold, earthy punch of the jungle followed by a smooth caramel extraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eZero Drama:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s sweet, it’s salty, and it’s got more kick than a mule with a grudge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVeteran Owned\/Operated:\u003c\/b\u003e Roasted by guys who spent more time in the sandbox than a stray cat, just to ensure you don't have to drink that brown water from the chow hall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may result in sudden urges to check your overhead cover, tell \"back in my day\" stories to boots, and actually enjoying your morning for once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrder now. Or don't. 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You need a liquid combat lifesaver that actually tastes like a coping mechanism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eEnter the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003eEmotional Support Roast\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eWe took a smooth, premium \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"26\"\u003emedium roast\u003c\/b\u003e and infused it with rich \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"64\"\u003ecaramel\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"76\"\u003evanilla cream\u003c\/b\u003e—creating a flavor profile smoother than a butter-bar lieutenant’s map-reading skills. It’s sweet enough to make you forget about that 0300 formation in the freezing rain, but strong enough to keep you awake through a mandatory online training brief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy This Coffee is Better Than Your Last Deployment:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Flavor:\u003c\/b\u003e Decadent caramel and velvety vanilla cream. It’s basically a hug in a mug, minus the awkward brief from HR.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Caffeine:\u003c\/b\u003e Optimized for high-intensity garage cleaning, aggressive driving, or staring blankly at your lawn at 0500.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Smells like a luxury coffee shop; acts like a tactical defense mechanism against stupid people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may cause you to randomly mutter \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"56\"\u003e\"Back in the sandbox...\"\u003c\/i\u003e or attempt to fix things around the house with 550 cord and 100-mph tape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Company:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"24\"\u003eEmbrace the suck. 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