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It’s basically a dessert for people who eat MREs for breakfast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Versatility:\u003c\/b\u003e This coffee is delicious on its own when you’re just trying to survive a Monday. But, it truly shines as an \"after-action cordial.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Pairing:\u003c\/b\u003e If you’ve officially clocked out, drop a splash of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"69\"\u003eTequila or Kahlua\u003c\/b\u003e in there. It’s the only time \"mixing your assets\" is highly encouraged by leadership.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy it’s \"Amnesty\":\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eBecause after a day of being \"High-Speed, Low-Drag,\" you’ve earned the right to drink something that doesn't taste like a burnt rucksack. It’s sweet, it’s spicy, and it’s the only \"flavor\" we’ll allow without calling in a disciplinary hearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e⚠️ WARNING: CIVILIAN CROSSOVER HAZARD\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSENSORY OVERLOAD:\u003c\/b\u003e The aroma of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"31\"\u003eCinnamon and Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e may cause nearby civilians to mistake your workspace for a bakery. Maintain your scowl to ensure no one asks to share.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOFF-DUTY CONDUCT:\u003c\/b\u003e Best enjoyed while wearing a \"Veteran\" hat and judging people’s lawn care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFLAVOR PROFILE:\u003c\/b\u003e This is 100% \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"29\"\u003eNatural Flavoring\u003c\/b\u003e. No chemical warfare here—just pure, unadulterated \"good vibes\" for the weary warfighter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCORDIAL ADVISORY:\u003c\/b\u003e If you decide to add the Tequila, ensure your \"Next of Kin\" is notified and your phone is placed in \"Airplane Mode\" to prevent any 0200 \"I love you, Man\" texts to your former Platoon Sergeant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320169984279,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320170017047,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320170049815,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320170082583,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320170115351,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-CO-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320170148119,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320170180887,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320170213655,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320170246423,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320170279191,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-ES-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320170311959,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320170344727,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320170377495,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320170410263,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320170443031,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-ST-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320170475799,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320170508567,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320170541335,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320170574103,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320170606871,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-WH-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_88mas388mas388ma.png?v=1773047088"},{"product_id":"chocolate-hazelnut","title":"THE AMBUSH BLEND","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Description\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eListen, we know your decision-making skills haven’t been the same since that 72-hour ops tempo in '06. One minute you want the rich, chocolatey comfort of a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"157\"\u003eMocha\u003c\/b\u003e, the next you’re craving that smooth \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"200\"\u003eHazelnut\u003c\/b\u003e finish. Stop holding up the line at the DFAC and grab \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"263\"\u003eThe Ambush Blend\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThis isn't just coffee; it’s a dual-threat operation. We’ve combined the best of both worlds into one indulgent cup that hits your taste buds harder than a surprise inspection on a Friday afternoon. It’s the perfect \"dessert\" coffee for when you’re pretending to be a civilized member of society, but it’s smooth enough to keep on a continuous rotation every time your mug hits \"E.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWe start with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003especialty-grade, single-origin beans\u003c\/b\u003e—not the floor sweepings from a supply tent. We roast them in small batches to a smooth medium and, while they’re still \"hot-mic\" warm, we infuse them with high-quality oils. No chemical shrapnel here—just pure, mission-ready flavor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoast:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth Medium (Reliable as a standard-issue sidearm).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Mocha-Hazelnut Fusion (The tactical multi-tool of coffee).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMission:\u003c\/b\u003e Dessert, breakfast, or whenever the \"Check Engine\" light in your brain starts flickering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBatch Size:\u003c\/b\u003e Small-batch roasted (Quality over quantity, just like your favorite squad).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320172245271,"sku":"TVARCHOCOLATE HAZELNUT-CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320172278039,"sku":"TVARCHOCOLATE HAZELNUT-CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320172310807,"sku":"TVARCHOCOLATE HAZELNUT-CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320172343575,"sku":"TVARCHOCOLATE HAZELNUT-CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320172376343,"sku":"TVARCHOCOLATE HAZELNUT-CO-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320172409111,"sku":"TVARCHOCOLATE HAZELNUT-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320172441879,"sku":"TVARCHOCOLATE HAZELNUT-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320172474647,"sku":"TVARCHOCOLATE HAZELNUT-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320172507415,"sku":"TVARCHOCOLATE HAZELNUT-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320172540183,"sku":"TVARCHOCOLATE HAZELNUT-ES-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320172572951,"sku":"TVARCHOCOLATE HAZELNUT-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320172605719,"sku":"TVARCHOCOLATE HAZELNUT-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320172638487,"sku":"TVARCHOCOLATE HAZELNUT-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320172671255,"sku":"TVARCHOCOLATE HAZELNUT-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320172704023,"sku":"TVARCHOCOLATE HAZELNUT-ST-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320172736791,"sku":"TVARCHOCOLATE HAZELNUT-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320172769559,"sku":"TVARCHOCOLATE HAZELNUT-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320172802327,"sku":"TVARCHOCOLATE HAZELNUT-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320172835095,"sku":"TVARCHOCOLATE HAZELNUT-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320172867863,"sku":"TVARCHOCOLATE HAZELNUT-WH-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_l9znv5l9znv5l9zn.png?v=1773365083"},{"product_id":"cinnabun","title":"THE AIR-STRIKE CINNAROLL (CINNABUN)","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor those glorious, rare 24-hour windows when you weren't \"outside the wire\" and the only tactical maneuver you had planned was a slow, sugar-induced crawl toward that beautiful, grease-stained AFES trailer. 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It tastes like a weekend pass, but it won't make you fail your tape test.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Loadout:\u003c\/b\u003e Specialty-grade Medium Roast infused with \"AFES Trailer\" Nostalgia.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intensity:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003eMedium.\u003c\/b\u003e Bold enough to stand up to a Monday morning, but sweet enough to remind you that life doesn't always have to suck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Recon (Flavor Intel):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpicy Cinnamon:\u003c\/b\u003e Hits the palate like a well-timed distraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eButtery Pastry Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth and rich, without the \"Heavy Logistics\" of actual dough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCreamy Icing Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e A sweet, clean exit that lingers longer than a \"Safety Brief.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBottom Line Up Front (BLUF):\u003c\/b\u003e This is the ultimate \"Stealth Treat.\" You get the full Cinnabon experience without having to explain your calorie intake to the First Sergeant. It’s the closest thing to a \"Day Off\" you can find in a bag of beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEngagement SOP:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Tactical Dunk:\u003c\/b\u003e Best enjoyed while wearing a hoodie and flip-flops (the official uniform of a FOB day off).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMorale Check:\u003c\/b\u003e Brew a pot for the shop. Watch as the hardened veterans start looking for the \"Hidden Frosting.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNo Paperwork Required:\u003c\/b\u003e Unlike the real thing, you don't have to wait in a 45-minute line behind a platoon of contractors to get your fix.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e The Air-Strike Cinnaroll may cause: flashbacks to the smell of the MWR, an unprovoked desire to go \"Window Shopping\" at the PX, and the sudden realization that you’re actually enjoying your morning for once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320175030551,"sku":"TVARCINNABUN-CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320175063319,"sku":"TVARCINNABUN-CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320175096087,"sku":"TVARCINNABUN-CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320175128855,"sku":"TVARCINNABUN-CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320175161623,"sku":"TVARCINNABUN-CO-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320175194391,"sku":"TVARCINNABUN-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320175227159,"sku":"TVARCINNABUN-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320175259927,"sku":"TVARCINNABUN-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320175292695,"sku":"TVARCINNABUN-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320175325463,"sku":"TVARCINNABUN-ES-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320175358231,"sku":"TVARCINNABUN-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320175390999,"sku":"TVARCINNABUN-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320175423767,"sku":"TVARCINNABUN-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320175456535,"sku":"TVARCINNABUN-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320175489303,"sku":"TVARCINNABUN-ST-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320175522071,"sku":"TVARCINNABUN-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320175554839,"sku":"TVARCINNABUN-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320175587607,"sku":"TVARCINNABUN-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320175620375,"sku":"TVARCINNABUN-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320175653143,"sku":"TVARCINNABUN-WH-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_93x2bs93x2bs93x2.png?v=1772643576"},{"product_id":"cinnamon-hazelnut","title":"“THE COUNTER-INSURGENCY CUP” (COIN Blend)","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Description\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eListen up, frontline. You spent years trying to win hearts and minds in a place that mostly wanted to give you a heatstroke. You’ve inhaled enough JP-8 fumes and burn-pit smoke to qualify for a lifetime of \"not service-connected\" headaches. You deserve a coffee that doesn’t taste like it was filtered through a sweaty PT sock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Counter-Insurgency Cup\u003c\/b\u003e is our smooth, Medium Roast tactical solution for mornings when the \"Suck\" feels a little too heavy. We took specialty-grade, single-origin beans and hit them with a precision-guided combination of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"225\"\u003eCinnamon and Hazelnut\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eIt’s mellow, it’s balanced, and it’s way more effective at stabilizing your mood than a mandatory fun day or a PowerPoint presentation from a Captain who’s never left the wire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWe roast these in small batches—smaller than your last squad—and flavor them while the beans are still warm, ensuring the flavor profile stays locked in like a 24-hour guard shift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Logistics (TACSOP)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoast:\u003c\/b\u003e Medium (The \"Officer’s Standard\").\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Warm Cinnamon and Toasted Hazelnut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission:\u003c\/b\u003e Specialty Grade, Single Origin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Deployment:\u003c\/b\u003e Small-batch roasted and flavored by hand with high-quality oils. No \"mystery meat\" ingredients here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning Label:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eDrinking this coffee may cause you to suddenly understand the ROE, stop complaining about the DFAC for five minutes, and develop an unexplained urge to buy a lifted truck with a 26% APR.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e⚠️ ATTENTION: READ OR GO TO MAST\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOPERATIONAL LIMITS:\u003c\/b\u003e This blend is engineered for maximum performance under minimal supervision. Over-consumption may result in heightened situational awareness, spontaneous \"Hooahs,\" and the irrational desire to reorganize your entire house using the 5-paragraph order format.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eENGAGEMENT RULES:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"4,3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePreparation:\u003c\/b\u003e Do not use dirty canteen water. If you must, at least run it through a sock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eConsumption:\u003c\/b\u003e Swallow and repeat. This is not a drill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStorage:\u003c\/b\u003e Keep in a cool, dry place. Do not store next to CLP, spent brass, or that collection of MRE heaters you haven't used yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVETERAN OWNED WARRANTY:\u003c\/b\u003e This coffee is roasted by veterans. If you find it too smooth, we can suggest a more \"salty\" blend that tastes like regret and tire fire. 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We know the only \"care package\" you usually got downrange was a box of melted baby wipes and some questionable jerky. It’s time for an upgrade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Care-A-Mel Package\u003c\/b\u003e is a tactical deployment of all-natural, sweet, buttery caramel flavor that hits smoother than a successful exfil. This isn't that synthetic garbage that tastes like a motor pool floor; we use \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"216\"\u003e100% all-natural flavoring\u003c\/b\u003e because your liver has been through enough already.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThis medium-roasted beauty is fantastic as a standalone operator, but it’s also the perfect base for your high-speed blended drinks when you’re feeling a little \"extra\" back at the FOB (otherwise known as your kitchen).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWe start with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003especialty-grade, single-origin beans\u003c\/b\u003e, roasted in small batches to a smooth medium. While they’re still \"danger close\" warm, we infuse them with high-quality oils to ensure the flavor profile is locked on target.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eStop settling for low-morale coffee. Drop a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"44\"\u003eCare-A-Mel Package\u003c\/b\u003e into your mug and remind yourself that life is better outside the wire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoast:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth Medium (Reliable, consistent, and mission-ready).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e All-Natural Buttery Caramel (Zero chemical shrapnel).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMission:\u003c\/b\u003e Standalone deployment or as the primary base for blended \"civilian-style\" drinks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBatch Size:\u003c\/b\u003e Small-batch roasted (Because precision beats volume every time).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320178766103,"sku":"TVARCARAMEL-CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320178798871,"sku":"TVARCARAMEL-CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320178831639,"sku":"TVARCARAMEL-CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320178864407,"sku":"TVARCARAMEL-CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320178897175,"sku":"TVARCARAMEL-CO-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320178929943,"sku":"TVARCARAMEL-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320178962711,"sku":"TVARCARAMEL-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320178995479,"sku":"TVARCARAMEL-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320179028247,"sku":"TVARCARAMEL-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320179061015,"sku":"TVARCARAMEL-ES-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320179093783,"sku":"TVARCARAMEL-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320179126551,"sku":"TVARCARAMEL-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320179159319,"sku":"TVARCARAMEL-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320179192087,"sku":"TVARCARAMEL-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320179224855,"sku":"TVARCARAMEL-ST-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320179257623,"sku":"TVARCARAMEL-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320179290391,"sku":"TVARCARAMEL-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320179323159,"sku":"TVARCARAMEL-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320179355927,"sku":"TVARCARAMEL-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320179388695,"sku":"TVARCARAMEL-WH-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_ekx21pekx21pekx2.png?v=1773398180"},{"product_id":"pumpkin-spice","title":"“THE BASIC BATTLE RATTLE” (Pumpkin Spice)","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Description\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eListen, we know what you’re thinking. \"Pumpkin? Nutmeg? Did I trade my rifle for a yoga mat?\" Put a lid on it, Recruit. This isn't that watered-down, whipped-cream-covered nonsense the dependents are lining up for at the mall. This is \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"235\"\u003eThe Basic Battle Rattle\u003c\/b\u003e—the only seasonal flavor that’s tough enough to stay on the front lines all year long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eWe took specialty-grade, single-origin Arabica and gave it a precision strike of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"81\"\u003ePumpkin, Cinnamon, and Nutmeg\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s got all the \"homefront\" smells you dreamed about while huffing burning trash in Fallujah, backed by a deep medium roast that actually tastes like coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIt’s smooth, it’s spicy, and it’s the only way to enjoy a \"latte\" vibe without losing your tactical edge. 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If you’re looking for a drink that’s as sweet as a \"Thank You For Your Service\" from a stranger at an airport, keep walking. But if you want a brew that hits harder than a 120mm sabot round while tasting like the care package your mom actually remembered to put chocolate in, you’ve found it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Dark Overwatch\u003c\/b\u003e isn’t just coffee; it’s the tactical advantage your morning desperately needs. We took our top-tier, single-origin Arabica beans—roasted to a perfect medium—and infused them with a rich, chocolate decadence while they were still hot enough to melt a plastic spork. No artificial garbage, no \"civilian-grade\" fillers. 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When the ops tempo slows down and you finally get a second to breathe, you need a coffee that isn't trying to punch you in the face. You need \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"165\"\u003eSlow-Motion Shell-Shock\u003c\/b\u003e. This isn't just \"turtle flavored,\" it's a strategically layered extraction operation of all-natural flavors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eWe hit you with a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"18\"\u003ethick base of chocolate\u003c\/b\u003e—richer than a contractor on a cost-plus contract. Then comes the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"107\"\u003ecaramel counter-attack\u003c\/b\u003e, smooth and sweet, providing necessary support. Finally, just a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"194\"\u003etactical hint of hazelnut\u003c\/b\u003e for that classic, nutty finish that stays in its lane.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIt’s the coffee version of a perfectly executed ambush. It sneaks up on you, but in a good way, helping you celebrate making it through another day of being generally incompetent. All-natural flavors only, because your body has had enough chemical exposure. It's smooth, it's indulgent, and it's the closest thing to a \"cease-fire\" your taste buds will get.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoast:\u003c\/b\u003e Veteran-Roasted Medium (Reliable, consistent, doesn't overthink it).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePrimary Flavors:\u003c\/b\u003e Chocolate, Caramel, \u0026amp; Haz-Tactical-Nut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMission:\u003c\/b\u003e Post-mission celebration, pretending to be civilized, or just satisfying a craving that MREs never could.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eExtraction Method:\u003c\/b\u003e Recommended drip or French press.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320185090327,"sku":"TVARTURTLE-CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320185123095,"sku":"TVARTURTLE-CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320185155863,"sku":"TVARTURTLE-CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320185188631,"sku":"TVARTURTLE-CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320185221399,"sku":"TVARTURTLE-CO-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320185254167,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320185286935,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320185319703,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320185352471,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320185385239,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320185418007,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320185450775,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320185483543,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320185516311,"sku":"VARTURTLE-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320185549079,"sku":"VARTURTLE-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320185581847,"sku":"VARTURTLE-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320185614615,"sku":"VARTURTLE-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_7apkko7apkko7apk.png?v=1773397409"},{"product_id":"pecan-pie","title":"THE SAND PIT SOUVENIR (Pecan Pie)","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Description\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eListen up, high-speed. Remember that feeling of being stuck in a guard tower at 0300, smelling diesel fumes and regret, while dreaming of a meal that didn't come out of a plastic bag? We can’t give you your knees back or delete that one \"medicinal\" night in Erbil from your memory, but we can give you a cup of coffee that doesn't taste like burnt CLP.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Sand Pit Souvenir\u003c\/b\u003e is a specialty-grade, single-origin tribute to the OIF vets who survived on heat-case water and spite. We’ve ditched the bitterness of your first marriage and replaced it with a heavy-hitting profile of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"225\"\u003eroasted pecans, caramelized sugar, and browned butter.\u003c\/b\u003e It’s smooth, rich, and hits harder than a stop-loss order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThis isn't that gas station sludge. We roast this to order and flavor it by hand, because you deserve the best—even if you still wear your silkies to the grocery store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Logistics (TACSOP)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Nutty Roasted Pecan, Deep Caramelized Sugar, Rich Browned Butter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% All Natural. No chemical garbage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Stats:\u003c\/b\u003e * \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"13\"\u003eGluten-Free \/ Vegan \/ Allergen-Free\u003c\/b\u003e (Because even a General has sensitive internals sometimes).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNo Added Sugar\u003c\/b\u003e (Stay in height and weight, Hero).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecialty Grade\u003c\/b\u003e (Because \"Good Enough\" is for the Air Force).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eDrinking this may result in a sudden urge to check your sectors, buy another tactical vest you don't need, and tell anyone within earshot that \"it was a different time back in '07.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Warning Label (The \"Fine Print\")\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e⚠️ CAUTION: CONTENTS ARE MISSION-READY\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBY OPENING THIS BAG, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THE FOLLOWING:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7,2\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNO WEAKNESS:\u003c\/b\u003e This blend contains zero added sugar and no artificial chemicals. If you want a milkshake, go to the DFAC.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSIDE EFFECTS:\u003c\/b\u003e Consumption may lead to unsolicited stories about \"The Surge,\" an increased tolerance for \"The Suck,\" and the sudden ability to find a 10mm socket in the dark.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGEAR CHECK:\u003c\/b\u003e Ensure your mug is clean. Using a dirty canteen cup is authorized but will degrade the flavor profile of the browned butter and pecans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVETERAN OWNED:\u003c\/b\u003e If you find a stray crayon in the box, it was a snack for the shipping department. Do not consume.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320187253015,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320187285783,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320187318551,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320187351319,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320187384087,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320187416855,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320187449623,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320187482391,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320187515159,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320187547927,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320187580695,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320187613463,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320187646231,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320187678999,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320187711767,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320187744535,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_b8f0g9b8f0g9b8f0_1.png?v=1773425175"},{"product_id":"dubai-chocolate","title":"THE FOBBIT’S DELIGHT (Dubai Chocolate)","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eFor the guys who spent their entire deployment within 100 yards of an air-conditioned DFAC, whose biggest tactical concern was whether the Green Bean was out of caramel drizzle, and who consider a \"dust storm\" to be anything that might smudge their pristine Oakley's.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eDubai Chocolate Infusion. Pure POG Energy.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eLet’s be honest: not everyone was out there kicking in doors and eating sand for breakfast. Some of you were \"bravely\" defending the spreadsheet from the comfort of a hardened trailer. For those who prefer their \"combat experience\" to include a functioning Wi-Fi signal and a pastry, we present \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"295\"\u003eThe Fobbit’s Delight\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWe took a high-speed \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"21\"\u003eSingle Origin\u003c\/b\u003e coffee and \"up-armored\" it with the decadent flavors of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"91\"\u003eDubai Chocolate\u003c\/b\u003e. We’re talking rich cocoa, toasted pistachio, and a hint of sweet \"I-haven't-left-the-wire-in-six-months\" luxury. It’s lightly flavored with natural ingredients, because even a Fobbit has standards when they aren't busy trying to trade an extra pair of boots for a local rug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Loadout:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Single Origin beans (The \"Officer’s Quarters\" of coffee).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intensity:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003eMedium Roast.\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth enough to sip while you’re \"working\" on your fantasy football league in the TOC.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Recon (Flavor Intel):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDubai Chocolate:\u003c\/b\u003e Rich, velvety cocoa that feels like a bonus check you didn't earn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePistachio Hints:\u003c\/b\u003e A subtle, nutty crunch that reminds you of the snacks you used to hoard in your wall locker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eClean Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e Disappears faster than a Staff Sergeant when there’s a police call scheduled.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBottom Line Up Front (BLUF):\u003c\/b\u003e This is the ultimate \"Guilty Pleasure\" brew. It’s sweet, it’s sophisticated, and it’s completely unnecessary for survival—which is exactly why you’re going to love it. It’s the perfect companion for a long day of pretending to be busy until the chow hall opens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Engagement SOP:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eA\/C Required:\u003c\/b\u003e Do not attempt to drink this in temperatures exceeding 72 degrees. It requires a climate-controlled environment to truly \"appreciate\" the notes of entitlement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Pinky Out\" Maneuver:\u003c\/b\u003e Best enjoyed while wearing a PT shirt that has never seen a drop of sweat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIntel Shredding:\u003c\/b\u003e If a real grunt walks in, quickly hide the bag behind your \"Best Buy\" catalog and pretend you’re drinking straight black sludge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e The Fobbit’s Delight may lead to: an obsession with your \"Authorized\" badge, a sudden expertise in local rug pricing, and the total inability to function without a padded office chair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320188334359,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320188367127,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320188399895,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320188432663,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320188465431,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320188498199,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320188530967,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320188563735,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320188596503,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320188629271,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320188662039,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320188694807,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320188727575,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320188760343,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320188793111,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320188825879,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_qoikkmqoikkmqoik.png?v=1772643037"},{"product_id":"smores","title":"THE REAR-ECHELON S’MORES","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor those of you who spent the war within walking distance of a Baskin-Robbins, whose most stressful \"mission\" was a printer jam in the S-1 shop, and who haven't seen a grain of sand that wasn't in a beach volleyball court. This is for the \"Tactical Office Warriors\" who think a \"rough night\" is when the DFAC runs out of the good ice cream.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eGooey. Sweet. Zero Combat Effective.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eLet’s be real: while the grunts were out there playing \"dodge the IED,\" you were in the rear with the gear, perfecting your swivel-chair maneuvers and debating the merits of the MWR’s satellite TV package. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"206\"\u003eThe Rear-Echelon S’mores\u003c\/b\u003e is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"236\"\u003eSingle Origin\u003c\/b\u003e coffee designed for the R.E.M.F. who wants the taste of a campfire without any of the actual danger, smoke, or physical exertion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWe took premium beans and lightly reinforced them with natural flavors of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"74\"\u003etoasted marshmallow, melted chocolate, and graham cracker\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s the ultimate \"Comfort Zone\" brew—sweet, reliable, and absolutely 100% safe from any real-world consequences. It’s basically a dessert in a mug for people who get \"hazard pay\" for working in a building with a slightly loud air conditioner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Loadout:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Single Origin (High-quality, just like your office chair’s lumbar support).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intensity:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003eMedium-Light.\u003c\/b\u003e No bitterness here—just like your deployment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Recon (Flavor Intel):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eToasted Marshmallow:\u003c\/b\u003e Soft and fluffy, mirroring your physical fitness standards since AIT.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMilk Chocolate:\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, smooth layer of \"I-don't-have-to-carry-a-ruck.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGraham Cracker:\u003c\/b\u003e A sweet, crunchy finish that pairs perfectly with \"losing\" everyone's paperwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBottom Line Up Front (BLUF):\u003c\/b\u003e This is the coffee you drink when your biggest \"engagement\" of the day is a strongly worded email. 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We wouldn't want a \"Line of Duty\" investigation for a burnt tongue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Busy Work\" Shuffle:\u003c\/b\u003e Drink this while staring intently at a blank Excel spreadsheet to avoid being asked to do anything useful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIntel Preservation:\u003c\/b\u003e If anyone asks, tell them it’s \"Experimental Field Rations.\" They don't need to know you're enjoying a s'more while they're eating a cold Chili Mac MRE.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e The Rear-Echelon S’mores may lead to: an increased sense of self-importance, a sudden desire to \"correct\" someone's uniform from across a parking lot, and the total inability to explain what your MOS actually does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320190464279,"sku":"TVARSMORES-CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320190497047,"sku":"TVARSMORES-CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320190529815,"sku":"TVARSMORES-CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320190562583,"sku":"TVARSMORES-CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320190595351,"sku":"TVARSMORES-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320190628119,"sku":"TVARSMORES-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320190660887,"sku":"TVARSMORES-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320190693655,"sku":"TVARSMORES-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320190726423,"sku":"TVARSMORES-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320190759191,"sku":"TVARSMORES-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320190791959,"sku":"TVARSMORES-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320190824727,"sku":"TVARSMORES-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320190857495,"sku":"TVARSMORES-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320190890263,"sku":"TVARSMORES-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320190923031,"sku":"TVARSMORES-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320190955799,"sku":"TVARSMORES-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_499n7f499n7f499n.png?v=1772667909"},{"product_id":"the-midnight-watch-mocha","title":"THE \"MIDNIGHT WATCH\" MOCHA","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSUBTITLE: EXTRA DARK, EXTRA SHARP, NO SLEEP TILL RETIREMENT\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eROAST LEVEL:\u003c\/b\u003e Dark (As dark as the humor at a 0200 guard mount). \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"64\"\u003eFLAVOR PROFILE:\u003c\/b\u003e Double Dutch Cocoa, Roasted Espresso, and the sweet, sweet victory of a \"Not Service Connected\" appeal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eLook, we know you usually take your coffee like your combat boots—black, dusty, and full of regret. But sometimes, even the grittiest Grunt needs a tactical sugar rush to get through a 12-hour shift of civilian nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003eMidnight Watch Mocha\u003c\/b\u003e is loaded with enough \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"47\"\u003eDouble Chocolate\u003c\/b\u003e to satisfy your sweet tooth and enough caffeine to make you see in IR without the NODs. It’s the ultimate \"comfort item\" for when you’re stuck in the \"Sandbox\" of a corporate office and the AC is set to \"Slightly Humid.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOPERATIONAL NOTES:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE \"COCOA\" COVER:\u003c\/b\u003e It tastes like a dessert, but hits like a .50 cal. Don't let the chocolate fool you; this isn't your kid's Yoo-hoo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMRE UPGRADE:\u003c\/b\u003e Think of it as the \"Chocolate Dairy Shake\" powder from the MRE bag, but actually edible and without the side effect of not being able to use the latrine for three weeks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Consumption may lead to increased \"Storytelling\" (exaggerating your MOS duties), sudden \"Knife-Handing\" of the barista, and an uncontrollable urge to tell everyone within a 50-mile radius that you \"Almost joined the Marines.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52563087687959,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52563087720727,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":52563087753495,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_gv5jl8gv5jl8gv5j.png?v=1774838349"},{"product_id":"the-dependapotamus-delight","title":"THE \"DEPENDAPOTAMUS\" DELIGHT","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSUBTITLE: THE CIVILIAN EXTRACTION BLEND\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eROAST LEVEL:\u003c\/b\u003e Medium (Because going \"Full Dark\" is for the night shift on the flight line). \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"91\"\u003eFLAVOR PROFILE:\u003c\/b\u003e Buttery Caramel, Velvety Vanilla, and the bittersweet taste of a 15-month extension.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eLet’s be honest—sometimes your soul needs a little more than \"Black, Bitter, and Sad.\" Whether you’re trying to survive a three-hour HR presentation on \"Inclusion\" or just trying to wash out the taste of a cold MRE heater, the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"227\"\u003eDependapotamus Delight\u003c\/b\u003e is your tactical extraction from reality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWe’ve combined the smooth, rich flavors of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"43\"\u003eCaramel and Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e to create a drink so sweet it’ll make you forget you ever had a 0400 formation in the rain. It’s the kind of coffee that says, \"I have a DD-214 and I'm not afraid to use it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOPERATIONAL NOTES:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFOR THE SQUAD:\u003c\/b\u003e Perfect for that one guy in the unit who only drinks \"Fancy Coffee\" but can still out-ruck the entire platoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTASTE OF HOME:\u003c\/b\u003e Tastes like the first thing you bought at the Green Bean on the way out of theater.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCAUTION:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may cause you to voluntarily smile at a civilian. If this occurs, immediately seek out a heavy object to lift or a reflective vest to stare at until the feeling passes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52563098272023,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52563098304791,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":52563098337559,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_2kgnds2kgnds2kgn.png?v=1774838748"},{"product_id":"frosted-frago","title":"FROSTED FRAGO AMMO CAN (12 K CUPS)","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSub-label:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eDutch Cocoa (The Only Good Thing to Come Out of a Cold Start)\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, Cupcake. We know you spent your OIF tour melting in \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"63\"\u003e120°F\u003c\/b\u003e heat, sweating through your SAPI plates and dreaming of anything that didn't taste like lukewarm plastic and Rip Its. But now you’re back in the \"Real World,\" and apparently, it gets cold here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWhen the temperature drops below \"Combat Effective\" and your knees start clicking like a Geigercounter, you need a heavy-hitter. We’ve gone full \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"145\"\u003eDutch Process\u003c\/b\u003e on this blend—meaning we neutralized the acidity so it goes down smoother than a PFC’s excuses at Monday morning formation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis isn't that chalky, watered-down \"cocoa\" you find in an MRE Accessory Packet A. This is a rich, dark, high-caliber Dutch chocolate that’ll make you forget you ever had to pull security in a freezing rainstorm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Deep, dark chocolate with zero \"Officer Intent\" (it actually does what it says it's going to do).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMuzzle Velocity:\u003c\/b\u003e High-speed, low-drag sweetness that hits the target every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSide Effects:\u003c\/b\u003e May cause an immediate urge to buy a lifted truck, wear silkies in public, and tell everyone within earshot exactly how much better things were back in '05.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDirections:\u003c\/b\u003e Mix two scoops with hot milk or water. Stir until dissolved. Drink it while staring intensely at your neighbor’s un-mowed lawn.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52604290302231,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_oclx81oclx81oclx.png?v=1775127472"},{"product_id":"the-salty-debrief-ammo-can-12-k-cups","title":"THE SALTY DEBRIEF AMMO CAN (12 K CUPS)","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSub-label:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eSalted Caramel Dutch Cocoa \/ “Embrace the Suck-ulent”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, Hero. We know you’re used to everything in your life being salty—your NCO, your gear, your forehead after a twelve-mile ruck, and definitely your language when the VA loses your paperwork for the third time this month.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eAt \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003eOIF Vet Coffee Company\u003c\/b\u003e, we decided to take that familiar bitterness and actually make it taste like a victory. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"114\"\u003eThe Salty Debrief\u003c\/b\u003e combines premium, smooth-as-a-slick-surface \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"176\"\u003eDutch Process Cocoa\u003c\/b\u003e with a buttery, tactical-grade \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"227\"\u003eCaramel\u003c\/b\u003e finish and just enough sea salt to remind you of every ocean-crossing flight you took in a cramped C-130.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis isn't your daughter’s unicorn-sprinkle cocoa. This is a high-vis, heavy-ordnance blend designed for the veteran who knows that life is a little bit sweet, a lot bit salty, and usually requires a drink to get through the mission.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAmmunition Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Dutch Cocoa (low acidity, high impact).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePayload:\u003c\/b\u003e Liquid Gold Caramel—because even a Grunt likes the finer things once the boots come off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Salty\" Factor:\u003c\/b\u003e Just enough grit to keep you grounded, but not enough to ruin your day (unlike that one LT with the map).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOperational Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Dump two heavy scoops into a canteen cup of boiling water or milk. Stir it like you’re trying to mix CLP in the dark. Sip it while explaining to your spouse why you absolutely \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"202\"\u003eneed\u003c\/i\u003e another tactical flashlight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may result in spontaneous storytelling, increased patriotism, and the sudden realization that you actually \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"130\"\u003emiss\u003c\/i\u003e the desert—but only for about five seconds.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52604302459159,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_ci46zbci46zbci46.png?v=1775127776"},{"product_id":"the-english-engagement-ammo-can-12-k-cups","title":"THE ENGLISH ENGAGEMENT AMMO CAN (12 K CUPS)","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAmmo Type:\u003c\/b\u003e 12 Gauged English Toffee Cappuccino K-Cups\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, Cupcake. We know your morning ritual is usually a frantic scramble for anything caffeine-loaded before you have to interact with... \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"143\"\u003epeople\u003c\/i\u003e. And we know your taste buds have been dulled by years of burned MRE coffee and sand-flavored water. It’s time for a strategic upgrade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eIntroducing \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eThe English Engagement\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWe didn't just walk into a coffee shop and ask for a nice cup of tea. We took the refined, buttery sophistication of traditional English Toffee and tactically integrated it into a high-caliber, creamy cappuccino. It's a sweet, caramel-rich assault on your senses that’s smoother than a well-executed ambush.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThis isn't your standard-issue morning brew. This is the flavor equivalent of a precision airstrike—it hits the target, eliminates the morning fog, and leaves you standing victorious. It goes down easy, like a direct order that actually makes sense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePayload:\u003c\/b\u003e Creamy cappuccino base with specialized English Toffee guidance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCaliber:\u003c\/b\u003e K-Cup compatible (fits standard brewing platforms).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLoadout:\u003c\/b\u003e A full 12-round magazine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may cause you to spontaneously salute, refer to everyone as \"Gov'nor,\" and demand that your morning brief be \"civilized.\" (Actually, we can't guarantee that last part).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDeployment Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Lock the pod. Initiate the brew. Stand clear of the splash zone. Enjoy the sweetest victory since... well, since you successfully navigated that last checkpoint without an incident report.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52605897670935,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_3r9u8y3r9u8y3r9u.png?v=1775120526"},{"product_id":"full-metal-macchiato-ammo-can-12-k-cups","title":"FULL METAL MACCHIATO AMMO CAN (12 K CUPS)","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Sweet-Talker\" of the Tactical World\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eLook, we know you usually take your coffee like your soul—black, bitter, and full of questionable life choices. But even the saltiest E-7 has a soft spot for something that doesn't taste like it was filtered through a sweaty PT sock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eIntroducing \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eFull Metal Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e, the only \"fancy\" drink that won't get you laughed out of the motor pool. We took the velvety smoothness of a cappuccino, slapped it across the face with a buttery caramel punch, and locked it in a 12-count \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"240\"\u003eAmmo Can\u003c\/b\u003e box that’s sturdy enough to survive a HMMWV roll-over (disclaimer: please don't roll your HMMWV).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eIt’s sweet, it’s creamy, and it’s got just enough caffeine to help you power through that soul-crushing PowerPoint presentation on reflective vests.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTECH SPECS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCaliber:\u003c\/b\u003e Caramel Macchiato \/ Cappuccino Blend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePayload:\u003c\/b\u003e 12 High-Velocity K-Cups\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/b\u003e The \"Ammo Can\" (Recyclable, unlike your enlistment contract)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eROEs:\u003c\/b\u003e Best enjoyed while wearing a grunt-style tee and judging people who drink decaf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Tastes like a 4-day weekend and a high-interest auto loan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Co. — Because Freedom doesn't always have to taste like dirt.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52608077889815,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_7vwgvo7vwgvo7vwg.png?v=1775122413"},{"product_id":"the-piss-tube-special-ammo-can-12-k-cups","title":"THE PISS TUBE SPECIAL AMMO CAN (12 K CUPS)","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Profile: Salted Caramel Chocolate Cappuccino\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission Briefing\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, high-speed. We know your palate hasn’t been the same since you spent fourteen months breathing in burn pit fumes and eating \"Omelet, Vegetable\" MREs. You’ve graduated from lukewarm, oily motor water brewed in a communal pot that hasn’t been scrubbed since the invasion. It’s time to treat your taste buds like they actually belong to a civilized human being—even if your knees still sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Piss Tube Special\u003c\/b\u003e is a tactical fusion of salty, sweet, and caffeinated. It’s smoother than a 1SG’s head and hits harder than a surprise UA on a Monday morning. We’ve dialed in the perfect ratio of decadent chocolate and buttery caramel, finished with just enough salt to remind you of the sweat dripping off your nose during a mid-day patrol in Fallujah.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This Loadout:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ammo Can:\u003c\/b\u003e Forget those flimsy cardboard boxes that tear if you look at them wrong. Our 12-count stash comes in a reinforced \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"128\"\u003e\"Ammo Can\"\u003c\/b\u003e box. It’s stackable, packable, and looks better on your counter than your spouse’s \"Live, Laugh, Love\" decor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Discipline:\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, frothy cappuccino base that masks the bitterness of your cynical soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVeteran Owned \u0026amp; Operated:\u003c\/b\u003e Roasted by guys who know that \"0-dark-thirty\" isn't just a movie title—it’s a lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDeployment Ready:\u003c\/b\u003e K-Cup compatible. Just pop it in, hit the button, and enjoy a moment of peace before you have to go deal with \"civilian\" problems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may cause sudden urges to gate-keep what \"real\" coffee is, an increased desire to wear silkies in public, and the localized ability to land a spot-on impression of your old Platoon Sergeant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePack Size:\u003c\/b\u003e 12 Rounds (Pods) \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"28\"\u003eCaliber:\u003c\/b\u003e Salted Caramel \/ Chocolate \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"64\"\u003eIntent:\u003c\/b\u003e Maximum Morning Lethality\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52608549716247,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_y8p01y8p01y8p01y.png?v=1775123077"},{"product_id":"the-brew-tality-mocha-ammo-can-12-k-cups","title":"THE BREW-TALITY MOCHA AMMO CAN (12 K CUPS)","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"Suck It Up, Buttercup—It’s Chocolatey.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intel\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, high-speed. We know your knees click louder than a Geissele trigger and your back feels like it was put together by a blind private with a broken Leatherman. You don’t need another lukewarm cup of \"it'll do.\" You need a mocha latte cappuccino so smooth it could talk its way out of a CID investigation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Brew-tality Mocha\u003c\/b\u003e is for the veteran who misses the chaos but definitely doesn’t miss the MRE heaters that only worked 30% of the time. We took the bold, dark-as-your-humor espresso of a cappuccino, married it to the creamy sweetness of a latte, and hit it with enough chocolate to make a POG weep with joy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDeployment Method:\u003c\/b\u003e 12 High-Velocity K-Cups.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Packaging:\u003c\/b\u003e A miniature \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003eAmmo Can\u003c\/b\u003e (because cardboard boxes are for civilians and people who don’t know how to stack a ruck).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e * \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"18\"\u003eFront Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Rich, toasted cocoa (like the cookies you used to steal from the DFAC).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMid Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, velvety milk foam that’s softer than a Second Lieutenant’s hands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e A kick of OIF-grade caffeine that’ll have you ready to \"Roger That\" your way through a 9:00 AM corporate Zoom meeting without losing your mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eWhether you’re patrolling the suburbs in your lifted truck or just trying to survive a trip to the grocery store without checking every rooftop for snipers, \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"157\"\u003eThe Brew-tality Mocha\u003c\/b\u003e is your tactical advantage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eIt’s sweet, it’s caffeinated, and it’s 100% veteran-owned. Just like you, it’s a little bit sophisticated, a little bit bitter, and highly effective under pressure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Side effects may include sudden urges to tell \"Back in the sandbox\" stories, increased tolerance for civilian nonsense, and a strange desire to wear silkies in public. Use with caution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52609245970711,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_yiut5gyiut5gyiut.png?v=1775123573"},{"product_id":"vanilla-breach-ammo-can-12-k-cups","title":"VANILLA BREACH AMMO CAN (12 K CUPS)","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"Finally, something sweet that won't give you a cavity or a safety brief.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intel\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eAlright, listen up, you beautiful disasters. We know your palate is usually restricted to lukewarm water from a Jerry can and whatever charcoal-flavored sludge is in the DFAC. But even the hardest grunt needs to tap out sometimes and enjoy something that doesn’t taste like regret and gun oil.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVanilla Breach\u003c\/b\u003e is the mocha’s sophisticated, slightly less aggressive brother. It’s for the veteran who has nothing left to prove and just wants a damn fine cup of coffee that reminds them of a time before they knew what \"mandatory fun\" meant. We took the finest, creamy French vanilla and executed a flawless tactical entry, pairing it with our robust cappuccino blend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDeployment Method:\u003c\/b\u003e 12 Precision-Guided K-Cups.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Packaging:\u003c\/b\u003e A miniature \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003eAmmo Can\u003c\/b\u003e (because you need somewhere to store your discarded hopes and dreams... or just, you know, these coffee pods).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFront Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, creamy French vanilla. (Like the smell of a PX after payday.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMid Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Velvety foam that’s more reliable than a standard-issue radio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e A satisfying, lingering sweetness that says, \"I may be broken, but my coffee game is on point.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eWhether you’re dealing with the absolute chaos of civilian management or just trying to navigate the VA's phone system, \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"120\"\u003eVanilla Breach\u003c\/b\u003e is your emotional support beverage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eIt’s sweet, it’s comforting, and it’s 100% veteran-owned. It’s the closest thing you’ll get to a warm hug since you left your DD-214 blank. This is coffee so good, you might actually crack a smile. (But probably not. Don't push it.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Side effects may include momentary lapse of anger, sudden calmness in traffic, and a decreased desire to \"fix it in the field.\" Consume at your own risk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52610033189143,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_qkfy6eqkfy6eqkfy.png?v=1775124534"},{"product_id":"the-velvet-medic-ammo-can-12-k-cups","title":"THE VELVET MEDIC AMMO CAN (12 K CUPS)","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eSugar-Coated Sanity in a Box\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, buttercup. We know your palate usually prefers the taste of CLP and dirt, but even the saltiest E-4 Mafia member needs a \"tactical pause\" from the charcoal-water we call black coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Velvet Medic\u003c\/b\u003e is our Sweet French Vanilla Cappuccino—the only thing in your life smoother than a slide-point-rule during a Sergeant Major’s inspection. It’s creamy, it’s sweet, and it’s arguably the most \"non-combat\" thing we’ve ever produced, but damn if it doesn’t hit the spot when you’re tired of embracing the suck. It’s like a hug from a civilian who actually respects your service, or finally getting that VA claim approved on the first try.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Packaging\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThis isn’t just a box; it’s a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"30\"\u003e12-Count Ammo Can\u003c\/b\u003e. Because even if the contents are \"Vanilla,\" the delivery system should still look like it can handle a breach. Toss it in your ruck, keep it on your desk, or hide it from your Team Lead who thinks \"creamer\" is a sign of weakness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning Label (Back of Box)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCAUTION:\u003c\/b\u003e Consuming this product may lead to sudden bouts of \"Mandatory Fun,\" a temporary loss of your thousand-yard stare, and the inexplicable urge to be nice to people. If you find yourself smiling for more than four hours, please consult a Chaplain or go stand in the rain until your bitterness returns. Do not use as a substitute for actual medical care, though it tastes better than any Motrin we’ve ever been issued.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52610802417943,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_3nstsc3nstsc3nst.png?v=1775125060"},{"product_id":"basic-recon-autumn-extraction-ammo-can-12-k-cups","title":"BASIC RECON: AUTUMN EXTRACTION AMMO CAN (12 K CUPS)","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eThe Mission Brief\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eListen up, POGs and Grunts alike. Just because you traded your IBA for a flannel shirt doesn't mean you have to drink dirt-water that tastes like a burnt CLP rag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eWe know the drill: the air gets crisp, the leaves turn into camouflage colors, and suddenly everyone is losing their minds over \"pumpkin spice.\" Usually, that’s reserved for the dependas and the guys who spent their entire deployment in the air-conditioned TOC. But \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"266\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Co.\u003c\/b\u003e decided to take this seasonal \"basic\" requirement and give it a much-needed injection of Vitamin K (Kicking Ass).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThe Payload\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThis isn't your girlfriend's latte. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"36\"\u003eBasic Recon\u003c\/b\u003e is a high-octane, tactical-grade Pumpkin Spice Cappuccino designed for the veteran who isn't afraid to admit that cinnamon and nutmeg actually taste pretty damn good when they aren't mixed with sand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Hints of pumpkin, nutmeg, and the sweet, sweet smell of a DD-214.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Advantage:\u003c\/b\u003e Creamy, frothy, and caffeinated enough to make you think you’re back on a 0300 roving guard shift—minus the existential dread.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCompatibility:\u003c\/b\u003e Works in all K-Cup brewers (even the ones in the breakroom that someone always forgets to descale).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eThe Packaging: The \"Ammo Can\"\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eWe don’t do flimsy cardboard boxes that crush under the weight of a single poncho liner. Your 12-count supply of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"113\"\u003eBasic Recon\u003c\/b\u003e comes standard in our signature \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"157\"\u003eCardboard Ammo Can\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eQuantity:\u003c\/b\u003e 12 Rounds of \"Gourd-geous\" caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStorage:\u003c\/b\u003e Stackable, packable, and looks way better on your kitchen counter than that floral-patterned garbage from the grocery store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Co.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"19\"\u003eBecause the only thing that should be \"basic\" about your fall is your training.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may cause an uncontrollable urge to buy a lifted truck, grow a beard, and tell everyone within earshot about \"that one time in Fallujah.\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52611116171543,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_z0kospz0kospz0ko.png?v=1775127115"},{"product_id":"the-ghost-of-fob-freedom-ammo-can-12-k-cups","title":"THE GHOST OF FOB FREEDOM AMMO CAN (12 K CUPS)","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eDescription\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eLook, we know you’re tired of drinking lukewarm water out of a sun-bleached plastic bottle that’s been sitting on the tarmac since 2004. You deserve better than \"Extract of Cardboard\" at 0300.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ghost of FOB Freedom\u003c\/b\u003e is a white chocolate caramel cappuccino that’s smoother than a Lieutenant’s excuses for getting the platoon lost during a land nav exercise. It’s sweet, it’s creamy, and it’s got just enough kick to make you forget you ever had to pull back-to-back fire watch shifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhether you’re actually out there doing the work or just \"teleworking\" from your couch while wearing silkies and a plate carrier, this cappuccino is your new Primary Marksmanship Instructor for flavor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThe Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Silky White Chocolate and Buttery Caramel (The only \"sweet\" thing you’ll encounter today that isn't a Care Package from home).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVessel:\u003c\/b\u003e Sold in our signature \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"30\"\u003e12-Count Ammo Can\u003c\/b\u003e. Because a flimsy cardboard box is for civilians and people who use \"summer\" as a verb.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may result in an uncontrollable urge to tell everyone within a five-mile radius exactly where you were during the 2003 invasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVeteran Owned \u0026amp; Operated:\u003c\/b\u003e We roasted it, we packed it, and we made sure it actually tastes good—unlike that \"omelet with ham\" MRE you’re still trying to digest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLoad. Lock. Sip.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52611342434583,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_e149u1e149u1e149.png?v=1775127090"},{"product_id":"mocha-di-shu-mocha-java","title":"MOCHA-DI-SHU (MOCHA JAVA)","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eTHE DEETS:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eForget that overpriced, watered-down \"latte\" from the place with the green mermaid. You didn't survive 125-degree heat and \"Incoming!\" sirens just to drink bean water that tastes like a participation trophy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMocha-di-shu\u003c\/b\u003e is the heavy-hitter your central nervous system has been begging for. We took the legendary Mocha Java—the OG of blends—and gave it the OIF treatment. It’s got the rich, chocolatey notes of a midnight MRE snack and the spicy kick of a localized sandstorm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWHY YOU NEED IT:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e0300 Approved:\u003c\/b\u003e Because the only thing harder than a Monday morning is a 12-hour guard rotation in the Sunni Triangle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Flavor Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth enough to drink black, but bold enough to wake up the guy three bunks over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePrecision Roasted:\u003c\/b\u003e We roast these beans darker than a C-130 cargo hold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVeteran Owned\/Operated:\u003c\/b\u003e Roasted by guys who know that \"caffeine\" is its own food group on the pyramid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may cause sudden urges to check your sectors, organize your sock drawer by color, and tell civilians exactly what you think of their \"stressful\" office jobs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBLAZE THE TRAIL. 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You’re three hours into a twelve-hour shift, your eyelids feel like they’re carrying full combat loads, and the \"magic bean juice\" in your thermos has turned into cold, oily sludge. You need a kinetic solution, and you need it yesterday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eEnter \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"6\"\u003eAmbush Beans\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWe took high-octane, dark-roasted espresso beans—harder than a First Sergeant’s heart—and tactical-wrapped them in a thick layer of premium dark chocolate. 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You remember that golden ticket? That beautiful, wrinkled piece of paper that told the Big Green Machine you were officially done playing \"find the hidden CLP\" in the motor pool? This coffee tastes exactly like that moment—but without the three-hour wait at Out-processing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Freedom Papers\u003c\/b\u003e is a tactical blend engineered for those who traded their Kevlar for a beard and their sanity for a VA rating. 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Reliable, caffeinated, and keeps you from snapping at the neighbor’s barking dog.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e25% Double Chocolate Mocha\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,2,1,0\"\u003eFor the dark, bitter sense of humor you developed in Fallujah.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e25% Caramel Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,3,1,0\"\u003eThe \"Sweet Release.\" Tastes like the day you finally walked off base and didn't look back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this coffee may cause side effects including: sudden urges to stop shaving, wearing cargo shorts in winter, and an inability to stand in line without checking your six.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSTAY CAFFEINATED. 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We know you’re tired of drinking motor oil filtered through a sweaty boot sock. You want something that reminds you of simpler times—like that one glorious DFAC morning in Fallujah before the \"incoming\" sirens ruined your pancakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlueberry Breach\u003c\/b\u003e is the medium roast you didn't know you needed. We took premium \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"81\"\u003e100% Colombian beans\u003c\/b\u003e (the only good thing to ever come out of a jungle) and infused them with the sweet, buttery scent of a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"205\"\u003eFresh Blueberry Muffin\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eIt’s tactical. It’s tasteful. 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Leave the White Flag at Home.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"2.5 Ounce Sample","offer_id":53037541720343,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 Ounce","offer_id":53037541753111,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":53037541785879,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":53037541818647,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":53037541851415,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/1777940227621_1.png?v=1777990349"},{"product_id":"the-maginot-mistake","title":"THE MAGINOT MISTAKE","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_8e1b9c92c44896d4\" aria-live=\"off\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, beautiful people. We know why you’re looking at this. You want something sweet, something smooth, and something that gives up faster than a Parisian border guard in 1940.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Maginot Mistake\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate \"peace-time\" blend for those mornings when you’re feeling a little less \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"108\"\u003eFallujah\u003c\/i\u003e and a little more \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"135\"\u003eFolies Bergère\u003c\/i\u003e. We’ve taken the creamy surrender of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"187\"\u003eFrench Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e and flanked it with the buttery, sweet occupation of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"255\"\u003eCaramel Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s a 50\/50 split—kind of like the Vichy government, but it actually tastes good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy you need this in your kit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Transparency:\u003c\/b\u003e Much like its namesake, this coffee offers a fancy-looking front while being completely hollow on the inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"White Flag\" Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e It goes down so smooth you’ll be tempted to raise a napkin in surrender before you even finish the first mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFront-Line Fragrance:\u003c\/b\u003e Smells like a bakery in the 1st Arrondissement; kicks like a mule that’s been on strike for three weeks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may cause an uncontrollable urge to wear a beret, grow a pencil-thin mustache, and abandon your post at the first sign of a loud noise. If you find yourself craving a baguette and complaining about \"American imperialism\" while enjoying our freedom-grown beans, please switch back to our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"310\"\u003e\"DELTA FORCE Max Caff\"\u003c\/b\u003e roast immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Co.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"19\"\u003eBecause if we didn’t laugh at the French, we’d probably just keep cleaning our rifles in the dark.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"2.5 Ounce Sample Pack","offer_id":53037583630615,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 Ounce","offer_id":53037583663383,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":53037583696151,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":53037583728919,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":53037583761687,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_31y5b231y5b231y5.png?v=1777992877"},{"product_id":"the-maginot-crunch","title":"THE MAGINOT CRUNCH","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRetreat is Not an Option (But a Refill Is)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, buttercup. If you’re looking for a snack that surrenders the moment things get a little heated, go buy a croissant. But if you want a treat that’s as dark as a midnight MRE exchange and packs more punch than a stray 15-55 shell, you’ve found it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Company\u003c\/b\u003e presents \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"32\"\u003eThe Maginot Crunch\u003c\/b\u003e. We took a slab of premium dark chocolate—sturdier than the defenses the French thought they had in 1940—and infused it with high-octane French Vanilla coffee grinds. Why? Because we like our irony like we like our coffee: \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"274\"\u003ebitter and black.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWe didn't stop there. We topped this tactical bark with a heavy layer of crushed, chocolate-covered espresso beans. It provides a structural integrity that the French high command could only dream of.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eTechnical Specs:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Infusion:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth French Vanilla grinds. It’s the only \"French\" thing in this bag that actually shows up to the fight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Armor:\u003c\/b\u003e A thick layer of 70% dark chocolate bark. It’s built to withstand high-stress environments (like your commute or a budget briefing).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Payload:\u003c\/b\u003e Crushed espresso beans. Because \"low energy\" is for civilians and people who wear berets unironically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDeployment:\u003c\/b\u003e Comes in a resealable bag, because unlike a 1940s border fortification, this actually stays closed when you need it to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVETERAN NOTE:\u003c\/b\u003e Eating this bark may cause sudden urges to bypass international diplomacy, establish a perimeter around the breakroom, and remind everyone that \"freedom\" isn't free—but this caffeine kick is pretty damn close.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e This product is guaranteed to last longer than the defense of Paris. Eat responsibly, or don't. We're not your Team Leader.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Embrace the suck, eat the bean!\" - some SGM somewhere, probably\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"6 Ounce","offer_id":53217949745431,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":53217949778199,"sku":null,"price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_e68dupe68dupe68d.png?v=1778772436"},{"product_id":"the-embrace-the-suck-bark","title":"THE EMBRACE THE SUCK BARK","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDarker than your soul, sweeter than a DD-214.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intel\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, buttercup. If you’re looking for a dainty little snack to pair with your peppermint tea while you discuss your \"feelings,\" move along. This isn't for the weak-hearted or the folks who think a \"trigger warning\" is something you find in a manual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Company\u003c\/b\u003e has weaponized dessert. We took high-grade dark chocolate and infused it with the only things that kept us awake during those 0300 guard shifts: \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"168\"\u003eChocolate Caramel Brownie Coffee\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"205\"\u003eSalted Chocolate Caramel Cappuccino\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThen, because we don’t believe in \"too much,\" we topped it with a layer of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"75\"\u003echopped-up chocolate-covered espresso beans\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s like a precision strike on your taste buds—fast, heavy, and leaves a lasting impression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This in Your Sustainment Pouch:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Caffeine Content:\u003c\/b\u003e High enough to make you see sounds and hear colors. Perfect for a 24-hour shift or a 2-hour workout you’re definitely going to regret tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Flavor Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s got more layers than a Sergeant Major’s onion-based metaphors. You get the bitterness of the dark cacao (reminiscent of your last promotion board), followed by the smooth tactical extraction of salted caramel and brownie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Crunch:\u003c\/b\u003e Those espresso beans offer a satisfying \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"52\"\u003ecrunch\u003c\/i\u003e that’s almost as good as the sound of a fresh magazine seating into the well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0\"\u003e\"May cause sudden urges to buy a tactical spatula, yell at people to get off your lawn, or successfully complete a land nav course without getting lost in the draws.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMade by Vets. Fueled by spite. Eaten by the brave.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Company: Drink it, eat it, or stay in the rear with the gear.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"6 Ounce","offer_id":53222413369623,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":53222413402391,"sku":null,"price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_pun9sapun9sapun9.png?v=1778779328"},{"product_id":"emotional-support-roast-esr","title":"EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ROAST (ESR)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause Green Weenie Survival Requires Caramel Treatment.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eLet’s be honest: your knees are shot, your lower back belongs in a museum, and that VA claim is still \"under review.\" You don’t need another lecture on mindfulness. You need a liquid combat lifesaver that actually tastes like a coping mechanism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eEnter the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003eEmotional Support Roast\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eWe took a smooth, premium \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"26\"\u003emedium roast\u003c\/b\u003e and infused it with rich \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"64\"\u003ecaramel\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"76\"\u003evanilla cream\u003c\/b\u003e—creating a flavor profile smoother than a butter-bar lieutenant’s map-reading skills. It’s sweet enough to make you forget about that 0300 formation in the freezing rain, but strong enough to keep you awake through a mandatory online training brief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy This Coffee is Better Than Your Last Deployment:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Flavor:\u003c\/b\u003e Decadent caramel and velvety vanilla cream. It’s basically a hug in a mug, minus the awkward brief from HR.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Caffeine:\u003c\/b\u003e Optimized for high-intensity garage cleaning, aggressive driving, or staring blankly at your lawn at 0500.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Smells like a luxury coffee shop; acts like a tactical defense mechanism against stupid people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may cause you to randomly mutter \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"56\"\u003e\"Back in the sandbox...\"\u003c\/i\u003e or attempt to fix things around the house with 550 cord and 100-mph tape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Company:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"24\"\u003eEmbrace the suck. Drink the bean!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":53446925287703,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_id6s6sid6s6sid6s.png?v=1779977606"},{"product_id":"emotional-damage-the-suck-it-up-dark-roast","title":"EMOTIONAL DAMAGE The \"Suck It Up\" Dark Roast","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_381f6813f9c05f49\" aria-live=\"polite\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"Two parts sweet talking, one part smooth evasion, and 100% darker than your deployment sense of humor.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eLook, we know what you’re thinking. \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"36\"\u003e“Caramel Macchiato and French Vanilla? Did the OIF Vet crew soft-open a day spa?”\u003c\/i\u003e Pump the brakes, hero. We took a heavy-hitting, oil-slick dark roast—as dark and bitter as a mandatory 0400 formation in a Kuwaiti sandstorm—and forced it to marry a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"284\"\u003e2-part Caramel Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"313\"\u003e1-part French Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e flavor profile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eWhy? Because even the most hard-charging grunt needs a little comfort food after a lifetime of sleeping on rocks and eating MRE Jalapeño Cheese spread past its expiration date.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eIt tastes like the sweet, sweet relief of a signed DD-214, but kicks like a disgruntled First Sergeant who just found a cigarette butt in the company AO. It’s smooth, it’s sweet, and it’s completely unapologetic about it. Drink it black, drink it while staring blankly at your lawn, or drink it while explaining to your therapist why you can't sit with your back to the door at Applebee’s.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Breakdown:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoast Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Darker than the inside of a Bradley Fighting Vehicle with blown AC.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mix:\u003c\/b\u003e 2 Parts Caramel Macchiato (for the sweetness you lack), 1 Part French Vanilla (because you’re fancy now).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSide Effects:\u003c\/b\u003e May cause sudden urges to buy a tactical spatula, complain about \"the new military,\" or tell people how good the DFAC used to be on Friday nights.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this coffee will not fix your knees, nor will it lower your interest rate on that Dodge Charger. 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