{"product_id":"120-mike-mike-the-ultimate-indirect-fire-for-your-veins","title":"120 MIKE-MIKE: THE ULTIMATE INDIRECT FIRE FOR YOUR VEINS","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eListen up, beautiful disasters. If you’ve ever woken up feeling like you were hit by a rogue FMTV or spent a mid-watch questioning every life choice that led you to a dusty corner of the sandbox, \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"196\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Company\u003c\/b\u003e has the fire mission you’ve been waiting for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eIntroducing \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003e120 MIKE-MIKE\u003c\/b\u003e. This isn't your spouse’s \"pumpkin spice\" nonsense. This is a heavy-mortar barrage of caffeine designed to delete your fatigue and replace it with the reckless confidence of a Private with a fresh enlistment bonus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE LOADOUT:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBase Layer:\u003c\/b\u003e A high-explosive foundation of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"43\"\u003eDark Italian Espresso\u003c\/b\u003e. Bold, bitter, and blacker than a First Sergeant’s soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Payload:\u003c\/b\u003e Infused with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"26\"\u003eDouble Chocolate Mocha\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"53\"\u003eCaramel Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e. Because even the toughest grunts appreciate a little sweetness before the chaos starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Propellant:\u003c\/b\u003e We spiked this blend with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"42\"\u003eMax Caff\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s basically liquid adrenaline. One cup and you’ll be able to see through time; two cups and you’re ready to sprint a 12-mile ruck in flip-flops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWHY YOU NEED IT:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eZero Misfires:\u003c\/b\u003e This blend is guaranteed to kickstart your heart faster than a \"Random\" UA on a Monday morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF Veteran Owned:\u003c\/b\u003e We survived the heat, the sand, and the Rip Its so you don't have to drink garbage coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Flavor:\u003c\/b\u003e It tastes like victory, caramelized sugar, and a hint of \"I’m about to make this everyone’s problem.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Side effects may include spontaneous power-walking, increased proficiency at knife-handing civilians, and the sudden urge to buy another truck you can’t afford.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHang it. Drop it. Drink it.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e120 MIKE-MIKE: Sending caffeine downrange since 0300.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52718757249303,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52718757282071,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups","offer_id":52718757314839,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_silwmgsilwmgsilw.png?v=1775865754","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/120-mike-mike-the-ultimate-indirect-fire-for-your-veins","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}