{"product_id":"asvab-waiver","title":"ASVAB WAIVER","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intel:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eLook, we know you didn't join the infantry for your math skills, and you certainly didn’t stay for the gourmet dining. But even a grunt with a \"Needs Improvement\" on their evaluation knows that drinking motor oil out of a rusted canteen cup isn't a personality trait—it’s a cry for help.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eASVAB Waiver\u003c\/b\u003e is the coffee for the veteran who wants to feel sophisticated but still smells like CLP and bad decisions. We took a smooth \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"137\"\u003eMedium Roast Colombian\u003c\/b\u003e base (because even we have standards) and hit it with a tactical dose of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"233\"\u003eCaramel Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"255\"\u003eArtificial Pecan\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eIt’s sweet, it’s nutty, and it’s probably the only thing in your life that actually has a \"balanced profile.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This In Your Kit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Flavor:\u003c\/b\u003e Tastes like the DFAC dessert line on a Friday, minus the T-Wall dust and the longing for home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Bold enough to wake you up for a 0300 fire watch, but smooth enough that you won't immediately want to fight your Team Leader.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Aftermath:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s got just enough pecan flavor to make you forget you’re drinking this in a house that still has \"tactical\" gear you haven't touched since 2009.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may result in an uncontrollable urge to tell everyone within earshot that \"back in Tikrit, we didn't have fancy flavorings,\" while simultaneously finishing the entire pot by yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Co.\u003c\/b\u003e — \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"21\"\u003eEmbrace the suck. Drink the brew.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52907691933975,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":52907691966743,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2.5 Ounce Sample Pack","offer_id":52907691999511,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_atnekyatnekyatne.png?v=1777141117","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/asvab-waiver","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}