{"product_id":"blk-wtr-black-water","title":"BLK-WTR (Black Water)","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_e7541d5bc66da50d\" aria-live=\"off\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTagline:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"9\"\u003eBecause sleeping is for POGs.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Description:\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eYou know that special kind of hell when the sun’s not up, your boots are wet, and the LT just said we’re doing a 12-mile ruck \"for morale\"? That's exactly when you need \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"169\"\u003eBLK-WTR.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Company has engineered the ultimate tactical fuel. This isn’t coffee; it’s a high-grade stimulant masquerading as a morning beverage. We took a dark roast so deep it's got its own zip code in the AO, then turbocharged it with the max caffeine limit allowed by the Geneva Convention (probably).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eBut we know you’re not \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"23\"\u003ejust\u003c\/i\u003e a savage. You appreciate the finer things. So, we finished this beast with notes of Caramel and Mocha. Why? Because sometimes, you want your adrenaline to taste like a tiny bit of heaven before you embrace the suck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eIt’s the coffee that says, \"I might have PTSD, but at least I'm not tired.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDarker Than Your ROE:\u003c\/b\u003e A roast so dark it makes midnight look like noon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMax Caffeine Overdrive:\u003c\/b\u003e Guaranteed to make you see sounds and smell colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCaramel Mocha Flavor Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e A tactical hint of sweetness, because you’re a complex individual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGuaranteed to Piss Off Your Cardiologist:\u003c\/b\u003e Your heart will beat faster than a machine gun on cyclic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100% Veteran Owned \u0026amp; Operated:\u003c\/b\u003e We roasted this while yelling at inanimate objects.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUsage Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePreparation:\u003c\/b\u003e Brew using your preferred method (even if that’s just dissolving it in hot diesel fuel).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eConsumption:\u003c\/b\u003e Down it like you're clearing a room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOperation:\u003c\/b\u003e Immediately begin operating at a high tempo, perhaps aggressively cleaning your already clean gear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Side effects may include sudden urges to ruck march, yelling \"HOOAH\" in inappropriate settings, and a total inability to relax for the next 72 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDO NOT DRINK before a sensitive operation (like a first date, or talking to your mother-in-law).\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBLK-WTR: WAKE UP OR DIE. (But actually just wake up, we need you for guard duty.)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"12 ounce","offer_id":52527735669015,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 pound","offer_id":52527735701783,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12 K Cups","offer_id":52527735734551,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_qup68aqup68aqup6.png?v=1774013268","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/blk-wtr-black-water","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}