{"product_id":"blueberry-breach","title":"BLUEBERRY BREACH","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003eClear the Room, Smell the Muffins\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, high-speed. We know you’re tired of drinking motor oil filtered through a sweaty boot sock. You want something that reminds you of simpler times—like that one glorious DFAC morning in Fallujah before the \"incoming\" sirens ruined your pancakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlueberry Breach\u003c\/b\u003e is the medium roast you didn't know you needed. We took premium \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"81\"\u003e100% Colombian beans\u003c\/b\u003e (the only good thing to ever come out of a jungle) and infused them with the sweet, buttery scent of a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"205\"\u003eFresh Blueberry Muffin\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eIt’s tactical. It’s tasteful. It’s probably the only thing in your life right now that isn't \"strictly regulated\" or \"pending an investigation.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor:\u003c\/b\u003e Bursting blueberry, toasted streusel, and a hint of \"I'm not signing that counseling statement.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoast:\u003c\/b\u003e Medium (because being \"dark and edgy\" is for your Emo phase in 2004).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAroma:\u003c\/b\u003e Smells like a successful exfil and a warm kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDirections for Use:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003eScoop grounds into the maker (don't eyeball it like your land nav).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003eBrew with water that isn't sourced from a suspicious bladder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003eDrink it black while staring intensely at your neighbor’s unkempt lawn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this coffee may result in increased productivity, sudden urges to check your sectors, and the realization that your \"bad back\" doesn't hurt as much when you're caffeinated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Co.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"19\"\u003eBrewed by the bitter, for the bored.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52907659591959,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":52907659624727,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2.5 Ounce Sample Pack","offer_id":52907659657495,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_wd2txrwd2txrwd2t.png?v=1777140064","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/blueberry-breach","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}