{"product_id":"colombia","title":"Operation: Morning Glory","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMedium Roast | 100% Colombian Ground Artillery\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, buttercup. It’s 0430, the barracks heater is making a sound like a dying diesel engine, and your soul feels like it was dragged through a Sadr City alleyway. You need a win. You need \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"194\"\u003eOperation: Morning Glory\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThis isn’t that transparent brown water from the DFAC that tastes like CLP and regret. This is a high-speed, low-drag Colombian blend designed to kick-start your heart rate faster than a surprise pee test on a Monday morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Profile\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Hints of \"I’m not signing that counseling statement,\" dark cocoa, and the sweet, sweet smell of a DD-214.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoast Level:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"13\"\u003eMedium.\u003c\/b\u003e Just like your favorite NCO—tough enough to get the job done, but not quite burnt out enough to lose their pension.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/b\u003e Sourced straight from the mountains of Colombia (and unlike your last deployment, we actually have an extraction plan).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This In Your Kit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Alertness:\u003c\/b\u003e Guaranteed to help you spot a Jody from 300 meters out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eZero Fallout:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth finish. No bitter aftertaste, unlike that one ex-wife in Killeen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVeteran Owned\/Operated:\u003c\/b\u003e Roasted by guys who know that \"Sleep is a Luxury\" is a lie told by people who don't have a mortgage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this coffee may result in increased productivity, sudden urges to yell \"Back in my day,\" and the inexplicable desire to wear silkies in public.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDirections:\u003c\/b\u003e Scoop, brew, and consume until you can see sounds. If symptoms persist for more than four hours, go tell the Doc to give you some Vitamin M (Ibuprofen) and change your socks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Co.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"19\"\u003eBecause civilian life is hard, but waking up shouldn't be.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320254886167,"sku":"TVARCOLOMBIA-CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320254918935,"sku":"TVARCOLOMBIA-CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320254951703,"sku":"TVARCOLOMBIA-CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320254984471,"sku":"TVARCOLOMBIA-CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320255017239,"sku":"TVARCOLOMBIA-CO-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320255050007,"sku":"TVARCOLOMBIA-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320255082775,"sku":"TVARCOLOMBIA-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320255115543,"sku":"TVARCOLOMBIA-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320255148311,"sku":"TVARCOLOMBIA-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320255181079,"sku":"TVARCOLOMBIA-ES-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320255213847,"sku":"TVARCOLOMBIA-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320255246615,"sku":"TVARCOLOMBIA-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320255279383,"sku":"TVARCOLOMBIA-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320255312151,"sku":"TVARCOLOMBIA-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320255344919,"sku":"TVARCOLOMBIA-ST-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320255377687,"sku":"TVARCOLOMBIA-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320255410455,"sku":"TVARCOLOMBIA-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320255443223,"sku":"TVARCOLOMBIA-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320255475991,"sku":"TVARCOLOMBIA-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320255508759,"sku":"TVARCOLOMBIA-WH-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_pnh02ipnh02ipnh0.png?v=1778430230","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/colombia","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}