{"product_id":"dubai-chocolate","title":"THE FOBBIT’S DELIGHT (Dubai Chocolate)","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eFor the guys who spent their entire deployment within 100 yards of an air-conditioned DFAC, whose biggest tactical concern was whether the Green Bean was out of caramel drizzle, and who consider a \"dust storm\" to be anything that might smudge their pristine Oakley's.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eDubai Chocolate Infusion. Pure POG Energy.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eLet’s be honest: not everyone was out there kicking in doors and eating sand for breakfast. Some of you were \"bravely\" defending the spreadsheet from the comfort of a hardened trailer. For those who prefer their \"combat experience\" to include a functioning Wi-Fi signal and a pastry, we present \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"295\"\u003eThe Fobbit’s Delight\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWe took a high-speed \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"21\"\u003eSingle Origin\u003c\/b\u003e coffee and \"up-armored\" it with the decadent flavors of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"91\"\u003eDubai Chocolate\u003c\/b\u003e. We’re talking rich cocoa, toasted pistachio, and a hint of sweet \"I-haven't-left-the-wire-in-six-months\" luxury. It’s lightly flavored with natural ingredients, because even a Fobbit has standards when they aren't busy trying to trade an extra pair of boots for a local rug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Loadout:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Single Origin beans (The \"Officer’s Quarters\" of coffee).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intensity:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003eMedium Roast.\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth enough to sip while you’re \"working\" on your fantasy football league in the TOC.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Recon (Flavor Intel):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDubai Chocolate:\u003c\/b\u003e Rich, velvety cocoa that feels like a bonus check you didn't earn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePistachio Hints:\u003c\/b\u003e A subtle, nutty crunch that reminds you of the snacks you used to hoard in your wall locker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eClean Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e Disappears faster than a Staff Sergeant when there’s a police call scheduled.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBottom Line Up Front (BLUF):\u003c\/b\u003e This is the ultimate \"Guilty Pleasure\" brew. It’s sweet, it’s sophisticated, and it’s completely unnecessary for survival—which is exactly why you’re going to love it. It’s the perfect companion for a long day of pretending to be busy until the chow hall opens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Engagement SOP:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eA\/C Required:\u003c\/b\u003e Do not attempt to drink this in temperatures exceeding 72 degrees. It requires a climate-controlled environment to truly \"appreciate\" the notes of entitlement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Pinky Out\" Maneuver:\u003c\/b\u003e Best enjoyed while wearing a PT shirt that has never seen a drop of sweat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIntel Shredding:\u003c\/b\u003e If a real grunt walks in, quickly hide the bag behind your \"Best Buy\" catalog and pretend you’re drinking straight black sludge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e The Fobbit’s Delight may lead to: an obsession with your \"Authorized\" badge, a sudden expertise in local rug pricing, and the total inability to function without a padded office chair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320188334359,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320188367127,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320188399895,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320188432663,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320188465431,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320188498199,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320188530967,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320188563735,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320188596503,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320188629271,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320188662039,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320188694807,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320188727575,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320188760343,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320188793111,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320188825879,"sku":"TVARDUBAI CHOCOLATE-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_qoikkmqoikkmqoik.png?v=1772643037","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/dubai-chocolate","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}