{"product_id":"e-4-mafia-blend-the-sham-shield-special","title":"E-4 Mafia Blend: The Sham-Shield Special","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoast:\u003c\/b\u003e Medium-Dark (Darker than your soul after a 0400 formation)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"66\"\u003eProfile:\u003c\/b\u003e High-Caffeine \/ Colombian Supremo Hybrid\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBecause why do it right the first time when you can hide in the motor pool until the work detail is over?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003eE-4 Mafia Blend\u003c\/b\u003e is specifically engineered for the true backbone of the military: the specialists who have mastered the art of being \"at a dental appointment\" exactly when the Connex needs to be inventoried. We’ve taken the smooth, reliable notes of a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"256\"\u003ePremium Colombian Supremo\u003c\/b\u003e and spiked it with a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"303\"\u003eMax-Caffeine\u003c\/b\u003e kick that hits harder than a First Sergeant who just found out you lost your serialized gear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis isn’t just coffee; it’s a tactical evasion tool. It provides the jitter-free focus required to look incredibly busy while doing absolutely nothing, and the heart-pounding energy needed to sprint to your POV the second you hear \"Final formation is canceled.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eTasting Notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInitial Punch:\u003c\/b\u003e High-voltage caffeine that alerts your nervous system like a surprise UA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBody:\u003c\/b\u003e Rich, bold, and slightly salty—just like your attitude after three years in grade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth caramel and cocoa undertones that linger longer than your DD-214 transition leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eWarning Labels\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCAUTION:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may cause you to develop \"Invisibility\" in the presence of NCOs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSIDE EFFECTS:\u003c\/b\u003e May lead to increased proficiency in skating, excessive use of the phrase \"Check with the Sergeant,\" and an unexplained disappearance whenever a broom is spotted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLEGAL:\u003c\/b\u003e OIF VET Coffee Company is not responsible for any Article 15s received while under the influence of this high-octane sham fuel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBrew it. Drink it. Disappear.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52730421477655,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52730421510423,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":52730421543191,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_xf5nybxf5nybxf5n_2.png?v=1775982639","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/e-4-mafia-blend-the-sham-shield-special","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}