{"product_id":"emotional-damage-the-suck-it-up-dark-roast","title":"EMOTIONAL DAMAGE The \"Suck It Up\" Dark Roast","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_381f6813f9c05f49\" aria-live=\"polite\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"Two parts sweet talking, one part smooth evasion, and 100% darker than your deployment sense of humor.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eLook, we know what you’re thinking. \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"36\"\u003e“Caramel Macchiato and French Vanilla? Did the OIF Vet crew soft-open a day spa?”\u003c\/i\u003e Pump the brakes, hero. We took a heavy-hitting, oil-slick dark roast—as dark and bitter as a mandatory 0400 formation in a Kuwaiti sandstorm—and forced it to marry a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"284\"\u003e2-part Caramel Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"313\"\u003e1-part French Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e flavor profile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eWhy? Because even the most hard-charging grunt needs a little comfort food after a lifetime of sleeping on rocks and eating MRE Jalapeño Cheese spread past its expiration date.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eIt tastes like the sweet, sweet relief of a signed DD-214, but kicks like a disgruntled First Sergeant who just found a cigarette butt in the company AO. It’s smooth, it’s sweet, and it’s completely unapologetic about it. Drink it black, drink it while staring blankly at your lawn, or drink it while explaining to your therapist why you can't sit with your back to the door at Applebee’s.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Breakdown:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoast Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Darker than the inside of a Bradley Fighting Vehicle with blown AC.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mix:\u003c\/b\u003e 2 Parts Caramel Macchiato (for the sweetness you lack), 1 Part French Vanilla (because you’re fancy now).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSide Effects:\u003c\/b\u003e May cause sudden urges to buy a tactical spatula, complain about \"the new military,\" or tell people how good the DFAC used to be on Friday nights.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this coffee will not fix your knees, nor will it lower your interest rate on that Dodge Charger. But it \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"122\"\u003ewill\u003c\/i\u003e get you through the morning without an Article 15.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEmbrace the suck, Drink the Bean!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"2.5 OZ Sample Pack","offer_id":53449595158807,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":53449595191575,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":53449595224343,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":53449595257111,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_stkpzstkpzstkpzs.png?v=1780016378","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/emotional-damage-the-suck-it-up-dark-roast","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}