{"product_id":"french-roast","title":"THE BLACKOUT DRIVE (FRENCH ROAST)","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor those nights when the moon is MIA, the NODs are flickering, and your soul feels as black as the bottom of a CLP bottle. If you’re looking for a \"bright and fruity\" experience, go find a juice box—this roast is for the heavy hitters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eZero Illumination. Maximum Velocity.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThere is dark, and then there is \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"33\"\u003eBlackout Drive\u003c\/b\u003e dark. We’ve taken our highest-scoring \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"86\"\u003eAfrican coffees\u003c\/b\u003e—the elite operators of our inventory—and roasted them until they’re shined up like a pair of jump boots at a graduation ceremony. These beans are slick with a natural oil sheen, looking exactly like the asphalt on an MSR after a midnight rain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003eDeep Dark Roast\u003c\/b\u003e engineered for the veteran who views \"low acidity\" as a tactical advantage and \"bold flavor\" as a mandatory requirement. It’s rich, it’s viscous, and it hits the back of your throat with the authority of a 120mm sabot round.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Loadout:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Top-Tier African Beans (The Special Activity Division of coffee).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intensity:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003eDeep Dark Roast.\u003c\/b\u003e Roasted to the edge of darkness to eliminate any weakness (acidity).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Recon (Flavor Intel):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBold \u0026amp; Rich:\u003c\/b\u003e A flavor profile that takes up the entire room and refuses to leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBittersweet Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e Like the feeling of a successful exfil—intense, satisfying, and slightly sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOil Sheen:\u003c\/b\u003e These beans are so oily you might try to use them to lubricate your sidearm. (Note: Please don’t actually do that).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBottom Line Up Front (BLUF):\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"29\"\u003eThe Blackout Drive\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate suppressed weapon for your morning. It’s stealthy on the stomach but loud on the palate. If you need to navigate the darkest parts of your day with zero illumination and high confidence, this is the fuel for your convoy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Engagement SOP:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLight Discipline:\u003c\/b\u003e Brew this in total darkness to preserve your night vision (or just because you haven't turned the kitchen light on yet).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHeavy Metal:\u003c\/b\u003e Best served in a heavy mug that could double as a blunt force object if the situation dictates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNo Dilution:\u003c\/b\u003e Adding cream to this is like putting a \"Student Driver\" sticker on an Abrams. Acceptable only if you're trying to hide your true intentions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e The Blackout Drive is known to cause: sudden clarity of purpose, an increased heart rate similar to a surprise 0400 UA, and the ability to stare down your neighbors until they go back inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320225034519,"sku":"CVARFRENCH ROAST-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320225067287,"sku":"CVARFRENCH ROAST-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320225100055,"sku":"CVARFRENCH ROAST-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320225132823,"sku":"CVARFRENCH ROAST-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320225165591,"sku":"CVARFRENCH ROAST-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320225198359,"sku":"CVARFRENCH ROAST-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320225231127,"sku":"CVARFRENCH ROAST-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320225263895,"sku":"CVARFRENCH ROAST-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320225296663,"sku":"CVARFRENCH ROAST-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320225329431,"sku":"CVARFRENCH ROAST-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320225362199,"sku":"CVARFRENCH ROAST-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320225394967,"sku":"CVARFRENCH ROAST-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_f76ezff76ezff76e.png?v=1772641001","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/french-roast","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}