{"product_id":"french-vanilla","title":"SURRENDER BREW (French Vanilla)","description":"\u003cp\u003e    \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003eThe Only Thing the French Don't Give Up Easily.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, degenerates. We know you spent your OIF deployment drinking lukewarm brown water that tasted like a CLP-soaked gym sock. You’ve earned something that actually tastes like a civilized society—even if it’s named after a country that views \"aggressive posturing\" as a competitive sport.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSurrender Brew\u003c\/b\u003e is our \"Specialty Grade\" salute to the masters of the tactical retreat. We took our premium, single-origin beans and hit them with a flavor profile so \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"166\"\u003erich, creamy, and smooth\u003c\/b\u003e, it’s basically the coffee equivalent of a white flag waving in the breeze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWhile the French were busy \"monitoring the situation\" from a safe distance, we were small-batch roasting these beans to a perfect medium. We infuse them with high-quality \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"171\"\u003enatural vanilla flavoring oils\u003c\/b\u003e while they’re still warm—kind of like how a Frenchman stays warm by staying out of the fight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThe Mission Profile:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoast:\u003c\/b\u003e Medium (Because going \"Dark\" requires a level of commitment the Parisians just aren't ready for).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor:\u003c\/b\u003e Silky Vanilla \u0026amp; Creamy Smoothness (Softer than a freshly pressed beret).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eQuality:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Specialty Grade Single Origin (Unlike their coalition contributions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may cause an uncontrollable urge to go on strike or complain about Americans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0\"\u003e\"It’s well-rounded, it’s smooth, and it’s guaranteed to be at your door faster than a French tank can find reverse gear.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320168608023,"sku":"TVARFRENCH VANILLA-CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320168640791,"sku":"TVARFRENCH VANILLA-CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320168673559,"sku":"TVARFRENCH VANILLA-CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320168706327,"sku":"TVARFRENCH VANILLA-CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320168739095,"sku":"TVARFRENCH VANILLA-CO-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320168771863,"sku":"TVARFRENCH VANILLA-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320168804631,"sku":"TVARFRENCH VANILLA-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320168837399,"sku":"TVARFRENCH VANILLA-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320168870167,"sku":"TVARFRENCH VANILLA-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320168902935,"sku":"TVARFRENCH VANILLA-ES-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320168935703,"sku":"TVARFRENCH VANILLA-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320168968471,"sku":"TVARFRENCH VANILLA-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320169001239,"sku":"TVARFRENCH VANILLA-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320169034007,"sku":"TVARFRENCH VANILLA-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320169066775,"sku":"TVARFRENCH VANILLA-ST-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320169099543,"sku":"TVARFRENCH VANILLA-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320169132311,"sku":"TVARFRENCH VANILLA-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320169165079,"sku":"TVARFRENCH VANILLA-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320169197847,"sku":"TVARFRENCH VANILLA-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320169230615,"sku":"TVARFRENCH VANILLA-WH-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_6g79fy6g79fy6g79.png?v=1773399758","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/french-vanilla","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}