{"product_id":"frosted-frago","title":"FROSTED FRAGO AMMO CAN (12 K CUPS)","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSub-label:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eDutch Cocoa (The Only Good Thing to Come Out of a Cold Start)\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, Cupcake. We know you spent your OIF tour melting in \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"63\"\u003e120°F\u003c\/b\u003e heat, sweating through your SAPI plates and dreaming of anything that didn't taste like lukewarm plastic and Rip Its. But now you’re back in the \"Real World,\" and apparently, it gets cold here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWhen the temperature drops below \"Combat Effective\" and your knees start clicking like a Geigercounter, you need a heavy-hitter. We’ve gone full \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"145\"\u003eDutch Process\u003c\/b\u003e on this blend—meaning we neutralized the acidity so it goes down smoother than a PFC’s excuses at Monday morning formation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis isn't that chalky, watered-down \"cocoa\" you find in an MRE Accessory Packet A. This is a rich, dark, high-caliber Dutch chocolate that’ll make you forget you ever had to pull security in a freezing rainstorm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Deep, dark chocolate with zero \"Officer Intent\" (it actually does what it says it's going to do).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMuzzle Velocity:\u003c\/b\u003e High-speed, low-drag sweetness that hits the target every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSide Effects:\u003c\/b\u003e May cause an immediate urge to buy a lifted truck, wear silkies in public, and tell everyone within earshot exactly how much better things were back in '05.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDirections:\u003c\/b\u003e Mix two scoops with hot milk or water. Stir until dissolved. Drink it while staring intensely at your neighbor’s un-mowed lawn.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52604290302231,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_oclx81oclx81oclx.png?v=1775127472","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/frosted-frago","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}