{"product_id":"full-metal-macchiato-ammo-can-12-k-cups","title":"FULL METAL MACCHIATO AMMO CAN (12 K CUPS)","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Sweet-Talker\" of the Tactical World\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eLook, we know you usually take your coffee like your soul—black, bitter, and full of questionable life choices. But even the saltiest E-7 has a soft spot for something that doesn't taste like it was filtered through a sweaty PT sock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eIntroducing \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eFull Metal Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e, the only \"fancy\" drink that won't get you laughed out of the motor pool. We took the velvety smoothness of a cappuccino, slapped it across the face with a buttery caramel punch, and locked it in a 12-count \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"240\"\u003eAmmo Can\u003c\/b\u003e box that’s sturdy enough to survive a HMMWV roll-over (disclaimer: please don't roll your HMMWV).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eIt’s sweet, it’s creamy, and it’s got just enough caffeine to help you power through that soul-crushing PowerPoint presentation on reflective vests.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTECH SPECS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCaliber:\u003c\/b\u003e Caramel Macchiato \/ Cappuccino Blend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePayload:\u003c\/b\u003e 12 High-Velocity K-Cups\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/b\u003e The \"Ammo Can\" (Recyclable, unlike your enlistment contract)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eROEs:\u003c\/b\u003e Best enjoyed while wearing a grunt-style tee and judging people who drink decaf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Tastes like a 4-day weekend and a high-interest auto loan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Co. — Because Freedom doesn't always have to taste like dirt.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52608077889815,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_7vwgvo7vwgvo7vwg.png?v=1775122413","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/full-metal-macchiato-ammo-can-12-k-cups","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}