{"product_id":"liquid-thermite","title":"LIQUID THERMITE","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe OIF \"Shake \u0026amp; Bake\" Special\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, beautiful disasters. If your morning routine currently involves staring at a wall for twenty minutes wondering why your joints sound like a gravel crusher, we’ve got the fix.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLiquid Thermite\u003c\/b\u003e isn't just coffee; it’s a high-explosive breach for your central nervous system. We took the refined, \"I actually have a refined palate\" soul of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"161\"\u003edark-roast Italian Espresso\u003c\/b\u003e and slammed it into a high-occupancy vehicle with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"239\"\u003eMax Caffeine Robusta\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThe result? A blend so potent it’ll have you seeing sounds and hearing colors. It’s the closest you can get to the feeling of a triple-digit heat index, a full combat load, and a \"mandatory\" fun run—minus the heat stroke and the soul-crushing realization that you’re still in the motor pool at 1900.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy you need this in your kit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Flavor:\u003c\/b\u003e Bold, smoky, and darker than a Port-a-John in a sandstorm. It tastes like Italian sophistication met a heavy machine gun and decided to start a family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Kick:\u003c\/b\u003e Enough caffeine to make your heart skip like a scratched CD. It’s designed to keep you awake through the most mind-numbing PowerPoint brief in history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Pedigree:\u003c\/b\u003e Roasted by OIF Vets who know that \"sleep\" is just a suggestion and \"exhaustion\" is a lifestyle choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBREW SPECS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAttribute\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecification\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoast Level\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,1,0\"\u003eMidnight (Darker than your ex's heart)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCaffeine Content\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,1,0\"\u003eTachycardia-inducing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrigin\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,1,0\"\u003eItalian Soul \/ Middle Eastern Temperament\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBest Served\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,1,0\"\u003eBlack, in a stained mug, while judging civilians\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Do not consume if you have a \"resting heart rate\" or if you enjoy things like \"calmness\" and \"naps.\" This is 100% pure, unadulterated motivation in a bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Company: Because \"High Intensity\" shouldn't just describe your VA claim.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounces","offer_id":52730430259479,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52730430292247,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cops)","offer_id":52730430325015,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_5kemfv5kemfv5kem.png?v=1775983592","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/liquid-thermite","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}