{"product_id":"mexican-chocolate","title":"THE AMNESTY PERIOD","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRoast\u003c\/strong\u003e: Medium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Description\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStand Down, Soldier.\u003c\/b\u003e Even the most seasoned door-kicker needs to reset the internal clock eventually. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"102\"\u003eThe Amnesty Period\u003c\/b\u003e is our Medium Roast peace offering—a brew so smooth it could talk its way out of a weekend duty roster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThis isn't your standard \"motor pool sludge.\" We start with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"60\"\u003especialty-grade single-origin beans\u003c\/b\u003e, roasted in small batches until they reach a perfect, velvet-smooth medium. While they're still warm and \"combat effective,\" we hit them with high-quality \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"251\"\u003enatural flavoring oils\u003c\/b\u003e to create a profile that’s smoother than a freshly waxed floor at the Pentagon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intel:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Expect subtle hints of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"36\"\u003erich chocolate, spicy cinnamon, and smooth vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s basically a dessert for people who eat MREs for breakfast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Versatility:\u003c\/b\u003e This coffee is delicious on its own when you’re just trying to survive a Monday. But, it truly shines as an \"after-action cordial.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Pairing:\u003c\/b\u003e If you’ve officially clocked out, drop a splash of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"69\"\u003eTequila or Kahlua\u003c\/b\u003e in there. It’s the only time \"mixing your assets\" is highly encouraged by leadership.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy it’s \"Amnesty\":\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eBecause after a day of being \"High-Speed, Low-Drag,\" you’ve earned the right to drink something that doesn't taste like a burnt rucksack. It’s sweet, it’s spicy, and it’s the only \"flavor\" we’ll allow without calling in a disciplinary hearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e⚠️ WARNING: CIVILIAN CROSSOVER HAZARD\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSENSORY OVERLOAD:\u003c\/b\u003e The aroma of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"31\"\u003eCinnamon and Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e may cause nearby civilians to mistake your workspace for a bakery. Maintain your scowl to ensure no one asks to share.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOFF-DUTY CONDUCT:\u003c\/b\u003e Best enjoyed while wearing a \"Veteran\" hat and judging people’s lawn care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFLAVOR PROFILE:\u003c\/b\u003e This is 100% \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"29\"\u003eNatural Flavoring\u003c\/b\u003e. No chemical warfare here—just pure, unadulterated \"good vibes\" for the weary warfighter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCORDIAL ADVISORY:\u003c\/b\u003e If you decide to add the Tequila, ensure your \"Next of Kin\" is notified and your phone is placed in \"Airplane Mode\" to prevent any 0200 \"I love you, Man\" texts to your former Platoon Sergeant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320169984279,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320170017047,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320170049815,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320170082583,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320170115351,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-CO-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320170148119,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320170180887,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320170213655,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320170246423,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320170279191,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-ES-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320170311959,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320170344727,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320170377495,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320170410263,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320170443031,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-ST-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320170475799,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320170508567,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320170541335,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320170574103,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320170606871,"sku":"TVARMEXICAN CHOCOLATE-WH-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_88mas388mas388ma.png?v=1773047088","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/mexican-chocolate","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}