{"product_id":"mexico","title":"THE EMBASSY EVAC","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003eMexico Single-Origin | Medium Roast\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eListen up, high-speed. If you’re looking for a coffee that’s as smooth as a botched extraction but hits harder than a 120mm mortar at 0300, you’ve found it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWe sourced these beans from the highlands of Mexico—which is basically the only place with more humidity and questionable decision-making than the International Zone. This medium roast is designed for the veteran who misses the adrenaline of a technical following too close, but finally has a palate refined enough to realize the DFAC coffee was actually flavored battery acid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eChocolate:\u003c\/b\u003e Rich and dark, like the humor you used to cope with that 15-month surge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCinnamon:\u003c\/b\u003e A spicy kick that lingers longer than a \"mandatory\" weekend safety brief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGreen Apple:\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, tart finish to remind you that life exists outside of a dusty humvee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Verdict\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eWhether you’re sitting in a corporate cubicle wondering how you ended up here or you’re back in the garage cleaning your gear, \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"127\"\u003eThe Embassy Evac\u003c\/b\u003e provides the tactical caffeine infusion required to tolerate civilians. No cream, no sugar, no excuses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may cause sudden urges to check your sectors, buy another tactical vest you don't need, and tell anyone within earshot that \"back in '05, we didn't have Wi-Fi in the CHU.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320265240855,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320265273623,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320265306391,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320265339159,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320265371927,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -CO-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320265404695,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320265437463,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320265470231,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320265502999,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320265535767,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -ES-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320265568535,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320265601303,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320265634071,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320265666839,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320265699607,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -ST-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320265732375,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320265765143,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320265797911,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320265830679,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320265863447,"sku":"TVARMEXICO -WH-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/label3_on_bag_f1dfbfa4-0dce-4d94-9cf8-d56b497e68ef.jpg?v=1771948879","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/mexico","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}