{"product_id":"papua-new-guinea","title":"RGTFU (Ranger The Fuck Up)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis one is for the guys who know that \"embrace the suck\" isn't a suggestion—it’s a lifestyle. When the motivation is low and the mission clock is ticking, there’s only one solution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eBecause \"Tired\" isn't a medical excuse, and your knees don't matter.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eIt’s 0300. You’re soaked, you’re smoked, and the RTO just told you the extraction is delayed by six hours. You’ve got two choices: sit there and contemplate your life choices, or \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"179\"\u003eRanger The Fuck Up.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWe’ve sourced this mission-essential fuel from the rugged, unforgiving Highlands of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"84\"\u003ePapua New Guinea\u003c\/b\u003e. These beans grew up in terrain as hostile as a MOPP 4 training exercise in July, resulting in a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"198\"\u003eMedium Roast\u003c\/b\u003e that packs more punch than a disgruntled First Sergeant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Tactical Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Origin:\u003c\/b\u003e Papua New Guinea (Deep in the thick of it).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Roast:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eMedium.\u003c\/b\u003e It’s the \"Goldilocks\" of caffeine—not too light to be weak, not too dark to be bitter. Just right for sustained operations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intel (Flavor Notes):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCaramel:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth and sweet, like the feeling of finally getting your DD-214 stamped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHoney:\u003c\/b\u003e A golden finish to coat the throat after an hour of \"encouraging\" your squad with colorful metaphors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFruit:\u003c\/b\u003e A bright, acidic kick to remind you that you’re still alive (mostly).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBottom Line Up Front (BLUF):\u003c\/b\u003e This isn't your \"latte-sipping-at-the-mall\" coffee. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"81\"\u003eRGTFU\u003c\/b\u003e is designed for the veteran who still wakes up at the crack of dawn for no damn reason. It’s bold, it’s sweet, and it’s got enough backbone to get you through a 12-mile ruck or a 12-hour shift in the cubicle mines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Ranger\" Rules of Consumption:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNo Creamer:\u003c\/b\u003e Unless you’re trying to look like a \"No-Go\" at the finish line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHigh Volume:\u003c\/b\u003e Drink it fast, drink it hot, and get back in the fight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCheck Your Fire:\u003c\/b\u003e Ensure your spouse is actually awake before you start shouting \"Move out and draw fire!\" after your first cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDISCLAIMER:\u003c\/b\u003e RGTFU Coffee is not responsible for any sudden urges to buy a high-speed plate carrier you’ll never use, or the involuntary chanting of cadences while standing in line at the DMV.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320268976407,"sku":"TVARPAPUA NEW GUINEA-CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320269009175,"sku":"TVARPAPUA NEW GUINEA-CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320269041943,"sku":"TVARPAPUA NEW GUINEA-CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320269074711,"sku":"TVARPAPUA NEW GUINEA-CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320269107479,"sku":"TVARPAPUA NEW GUINEA-CO-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320269140247,"sku":"TVARPAPUA NEW GUINEA-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320269173015,"sku":"TVARPAPUA NEW GUINEA-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320269205783,"sku":"TVARPAPUA NEW GUINEA-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320269238551,"sku":"TVARPAPUA NEW GUINEA-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320269271319,"sku":"TVARPAPUA NEW GUINEA-ES-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320269304087,"sku":"TVARPAPUA NEW GUINEA-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320269336855,"sku":"TVARPAPUA NEW GUINEA-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320269369623,"sku":"TVARPAPUA NEW GUINEA-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320269402391,"sku":"TVARPAPUA NEW GUINEA-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320269435159,"sku":"TVARPAPUA NEW GUINEA-ST-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320269467927,"sku":"TVARPAPUA NEW GUINEA-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320269500695,"sku":"TVARPAPUA NEW GUINEA-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320269533463,"sku":"TVARPAPUA NEW GUINEA-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320269566231,"sku":"TVARPAPUA NEW GUINEA-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320269598999,"sku":"TVARPAPUA NEW GUINEA-WH-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/label3_on_bag_c6f378bd-d216-4e44-ac24-c04d3e381df1.jpg?v=1771948887","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/papua-new-guinea","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}