{"product_id":"pecan-pie","title":"THE SAND PIT SOUVENIR (Pecan Pie)","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Description\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eListen up, high-speed. Remember that feeling of being stuck in a guard tower at 0300, smelling diesel fumes and regret, while dreaming of a meal that didn't come out of a plastic bag? We can’t give you your knees back or delete that one \"medicinal\" night in Erbil from your memory, but we can give you a cup of coffee that doesn't taste like burnt CLP.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Sand Pit Souvenir\u003c\/b\u003e is a specialty-grade, single-origin tribute to the OIF vets who survived on heat-case water and spite. We’ve ditched the bitterness of your first marriage and replaced it with a heavy-hitting profile of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"225\"\u003eroasted pecans, caramelized sugar, and browned butter.\u003c\/b\u003e It’s smooth, rich, and hits harder than a stop-loss order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThis isn't that gas station sludge. We roast this to order and flavor it by hand, because you deserve the best—even if you still wear your silkies to the grocery store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Logistics (TACSOP)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Nutty Roasted Pecan, Deep Caramelized Sugar, Rich Browned Butter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% All Natural. No chemical garbage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Stats:\u003c\/b\u003e * \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"13\"\u003eGluten-Free \/ Vegan \/ Allergen-Free\u003c\/b\u003e (Because even a General has sensitive internals sometimes).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNo Added Sugar\u003c\/b\u003e (Stay in height and weight, Hero).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecialty Grade\u003c\/b\u003e (Because \"Good Enough\" is for the Air Force).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eDrinking this may result in a sudden urge to check your sectors, buy another tactical vest you don't need, and tell anyone within earshot that \"it was a different time back in '07.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Warning Label (The \"Fine Print\")\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e⚠️ CAUTION: CONTENTS ARE MISSION-READY\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBY OPENING THIS BAG, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THE FOLLOWING:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7,2\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNO WEAKNESS:\u003c\/b\u003e This blend contains zero added sugar and no artificial chemicals. If you want a milkshake, go to the DFAC.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSIDE EFFECTS:\u003c\/b\u003e Consumption may lead to unsolicited stories about \"The Surge,\" an increased tolerance for \"The Suck,\" and the sudden ability to find a 10mm socket in the dark.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGEAR CHECK:\u003c\/b\u003e Ensure your mug is clean. Using a dirty canteen cup is authorized but will degrade the flavor profile of the browned butter and pecans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVETERAN OWNED:\u003c\/b\u003e If you find a stray crayon in the box, it was a snack for the shipping department. Do not consume.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320187253015,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320187285783,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320187318551,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320187351319,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320187384087,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320187416855,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320187449623,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320187482391,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320187515159,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320187547927,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320187580695,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320187613463,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320187646231,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320187678999,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320187711767,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320187744535,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_b8f0g9b8f0g9b8f0_1.png?v=1773425175","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/pecan-pie","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}