{"product_id":"peru-decaf","title":"The Butter Bar","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the veteran who’s finally decided to \"tactically withdraw\" from the caffeine wars, or for those whose heart rate already sits at a resting 140 BPM from years of pre-workout and pure spite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eAll the rank, none of the actual power.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWe’ve all seen him. Fresh out of the Academy, uniform still smells like a dry cleaner, and he’s holding a map upside down while confidently leading the platoon into a swamp. He’s shiny, he’s \"highly motivated,\" and let’s be honest—he’s completely harmless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eIntroducing \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eThe Butter Bar\u003c\/b\u003e, the ultimate decaf experience for the veteran who wants the flavor of a high-speed deployment without the 0200 jitters. We took premium beans from the mountains of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"192\"\u003ePeru\u003c\/b\u003e and stripped away the caffeine, leaving behind a roast that—much like a brand-new Gold Bar—is pleasant to look at but won't actually do anything to keep you awake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mission Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Origin:\u003c\/b\u003e Peru (High altitude, low threat level).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intensity:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003eMedium Roast Decaf.\u003c\/b\u003e It’s a \"simulated\" mission. All the gear, no the firing pin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Recon (Flavor Notes):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCaramel:\u003c\/b\u003e Sweet and smooth, like the Lieutenant’s hands before his first field problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSmooth:\u003c\/b\u003e No bitter edge here—this brew is as soft as a fresh set of silkies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCitrus:\u003c\/b\u003e A bright, zesty finish to remind you of the \"lemon-scented\" floor cleaner used during the barracks inspection you definitely failed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBottom Line Up Front (BLUF):\u003c\/b\u003e This is the \"Blank Round\" of the coffee world. If you’re looking to enjoy the taste of freedom at 2100 hours without seeing sounds until sunrise, \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"175\"\u003eThe Butter Bar\u003c\/b\u003e is your primary POC. It’s 100% caffeine-free, meaning you can drink it and still sleep as soundly as a Specialist in the back of a Bradley.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"New LT\" SOP:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Land Nav Rule:\u003c\/b\u003e Best enjoyed while wandering aimlessly around your own kitchen looking for a mug you literally just put down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Sir\" Treatment:\u003c\/b\u003e Must be addressed as \"Sir\" or \"Ma'am\" until the first sip, after which you can go back to ignoring its existence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNo Impact, No Idea:\u003c\/b\u003e Perfect for those who want the ritual of coffee without the \"impact\" of actually being productive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDISCLAIMER:\u003c\/b\u003e Consuming The Butter Bar will not grant you the ability to read a compass, nor will it prevent the NCOs from laughing at your \"suggested\" route.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320273531159,"sku":"TVARPERU DECAF-CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320273563927,"sku":"TVARPERU DECAF-CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320273596695,"sku":"TVARPERU DECAF-CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320273629463,"sku":"TVARPERU DECAF-CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320273662231,"sku":"TVARPERU DECAF-CO-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320273694999,"sku":"TVARPERU DECAF-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320273727767,"sku":"TVARPERU DECAF-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320273760535,"sku":"TVARPERU DECAF-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320273793303,"sku":"TVARPERU DECAF-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320273826071,"sku":"TVARPERU DECAF-ES-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320273858839,"sku":"TVARPERU DECAF-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320273891607,"sku":"TVARPERU DECAF-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320273924375,"sku":"TVARPERU DECAF-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320273957143,"sku":"TVARPERU DECAF-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12 Pack","offer_id":52320273989911,"sku":"TVARPERU DECAF-ST-NA-12PK","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320274022679,"sku":"TVARPERU DECAF-ST-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320274055447,"sku":"TVARPERU DECAF-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320274088215,"sku":"TVARPERU DECAF-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320274120983,"sku":"TVARPERU DECAF-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320274153751,"sku":"TVARPERU DECAF-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320274186519,"sku":"TVARPERU DECAF-WH-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/label3_on_bag_5b5bfd40-a543-4793-9f59-860938fdb568.jpg?v=1771948898","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/peru-decaf","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}