{"product_id":"retreat-refuel","title":"RETREAT \u0026 REFUEL","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \"Maginot Line\" Limited Reserve\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE FLAVOR PROFILE:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eA tactical fusion of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmooth French Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAggressive Double Chocolate Mocha\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. It’s the only thing from France that actually sticks around when things get heated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE MISSION BRIEFING:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eListen up, frontline degenerates. We know your palate is usually restricted to lukewarm CLP and Rip Its, but it’s time to upgrade. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOIF VET Coffee Co.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is proud to present a blend inspired by our favorite European neighbors—the people who turned \"tactical repositioning\" into a national pastime.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe took the creamy, sophisticated notes of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrench Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e (because they \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003edo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e have great bread) and reinforced them with a heavy-artillery dose of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDouble Chocolate Mocha\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. The result? A brew that smells like a Parisian cafe but hits like a 120mm sabot round.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHY YOU NEED THIS IN YOUR KIT:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHighly Flammable:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Just like a Parisian street during a minor policy change.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGuaranteed to Bolt:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This caffeine kicks in faster than a French infantryman seeing a gray uniform on the horizon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eZero Resistance:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Unlike the actual French Resistance (who were total badasses), this coffee goes down smooth with absolutely no fight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBREWING INSTRUCTIONS:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBoil water.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd grounds.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eImmediately surrender your mug to the nearest person in the room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"I took a sip, and suddenly I felt the overwhelming urge to go on strike and then lose a border dispute in six weeks. 10\/10 would drink while watching 'Saving Private Ryan' again.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e— \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSGM Somewhere, Probably\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOIF VET COFFEE CO. Embrace the Suck. Drink the Bean. Leave the White Flag at Home.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"2.5 Ounce Sample","offer_id":53037541720343,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 Ounce","offer_id":53037541753111,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":53037541785879,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":53037541818647,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":53037541851415,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/1777940227621_1.png?v=1777990349","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/retreat-refuel","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}