{"product_id":"route-irish","title":"ROUTE IRISH","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoute Irish: The Fastest 5 Minutes of Your Life\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eBuckle up, buttercup. You’re about to take a ride down the most dangerous road in Baghdad from the comfort of your kitchen—and just like the real thing, there is \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"162\"\u003ezero\u003c\/b\u003e room for weakness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Company\u003c\/b\u003e presents \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"32\"\u003eRoute Irish\u003c\/b\u003e, a blend designed for the veteran who misses the adrenaline but definitely doesn’t miss the dust. This isn't your \"corporate retreat\" coffee; this is high-octane fuel for people who have \"checked the perimeter\" of their own backyard at 0300.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Payload\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWe took a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003eDark Roast\u003c\/b\u003e so black it looks like a night op with broken NVGs and fused it with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"90\"\u003eHigh-Caffeine\u003c\/b\u003e beans—because \"exhaustion\" is just a state of mind that we don’t recognize. To make sure you’re actually awake enough to find your keys, we spiked it with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"259\"\u003eDark Italian Espresso\u003c\/b\u003e for that extra kick in the teeth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eBut we aren't savages. We finished it off with a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"49\"\u003eCaramel Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e profile. Why? Because even the crustiest Staff Sergeant likes a little sweetness before they start screaming. It’s the \"velvet glove\" over the \"iron fist.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProfile Briefing\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoast:\u003c\/b\u003e Darker than a E-4’s sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor:\u003c\/b\u003e Bold, smokey espresso with a tactical strike of buttery caramel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCaffeine Level:\u003c\/b\u003e \"I can see through time and hear colors\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSide Effects:\u003c\/b\u003e Spontaneous desire to low-crawl to the mailbox and an immediate increase in your bench press and service connection rating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking Route Irish may result in you actually finishing your \"to-do\" list, calling your old squad leader just to talk trash, a sudden urge to tactically acquire the neighbors lawnmower, and excessive knife-handing civilians. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStop drinking that weak, watered-down swill and start your day with a brew that actually has your back.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52529756864791,"sku":"RI-BLEND-1","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52529756897559,"sku":"RI-BLEND-2","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12 K Cus","offer_id":52529756930327,"sku":"RI-BLEND-3","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/26.png?v=1774033478","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/route-irish","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}