{"product_id":"the-2-1-frago","title":"THE 2-1 FRAGO","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Morning SITREP: \"Objective Sweet Relief\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDescription:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eListen up, high-speed. We know your knees click like a Morse code machine and your \"service-connected\" back pain is currently at a Level 8. You need a caffeine intervention that doesn’t taste like the bottom of a CLP bottle or the charred remains of a burn pit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eEnter \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"6\"\u003eThe 2-1 FRAGO\u003c\/b\u003e. We took a tactical approach to your morning mug by mixing two parts of our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"96\"\u003e\"Blackhawk Down\" Medium Roast Colombian\u003c\/b\u003e with one part \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"150\"\u003e\"Tactical Toffee\" Caramel Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s the perfect ratio—just enough sweetness to remind you that life isn’t all sand and MRE crackers, but enough Colombian backbone to ensure you’re caffeinated enough to tolerate the civilian world for another eight hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intel:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ratio:\u003c\/b\u003e 2 Parts Grunt Logic (Raw Colombian Energy) \/ 1 Part Dependenta-Approved Caramel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Flavor:\u003c\/b\u003e Like a hug from a medic after a long movement—sweet, reassuring, and keeps you from flatlining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Aftermath:\u003c\/b\u003e No jittery shakes, just pure mission-focused clarity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may result in a sudden urge to fix your neighbor's lawn, explain why \"back in my day\" was harder, and finally finish that VA claim you’ve been sitting on since 2009.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"Because you’re too old for straight espresso, but too bitter for a vanilla latte.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52631026598167,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52631026630935,"sku":null,"price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2 Pound","offer_id":52631026663703,"sku":null,"price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"AMMO CAN (12 K CUPS)","offer_id":52631026696471,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_bo06okbo06okbo06.png?v=1775334792","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/the-2-1-frago","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}