{"product_id":"the-after-action-brownie","title":"THE AFTER-ACTION BROWNIE","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_2afc7de4ea2f3447\" aria-live=\"polite\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eListen up, high-speed. We know your palate is usually reserved for lukewarm, battery-acid-grade motor oil served in a foam cup behind a motor pool. But every once in a while, even the crustiest E-6 needs a \"tactical pause\" that doesn’t taste like regret and JP-8.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eEnter \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"6\"\u003eThe After-Action Brownie.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThis isn't some dainty, pinky-up bistro brew. We’ve taken \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"58\"\u003e100% Light Roast Arabica beans\u003c\/b\u003e—roasting them just enough to keep the caffeine levels high enough to see through time—and infused them with the only things that made the DFAC bearable on Thursdays: \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"255\"\u003eRich Chocolate, Buttery Caramel, and Fudge Brownie.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eIt’s sweet, it’s smooth, and it’s a hell of a lot better than that \"Charms\" pack you found in your MRE back in '07.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intel\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoast Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Light Roast (Maximum Twitch Factor).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Decadent Cocoa, Gooey Caramel, and \"I’m not crying, it's just CLP in my eye\" sweetness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBest Served:\u003c\/b\u003e Black, while staring intensely at your neighbor’s un-mowed lawn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSide Effects:\u003c\/b\u003e May cause sudden urges to check your sectors or explain to a civilian why a \"brownie\" is actually a meal replacement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this coffee may result in improved morale, reduced grumpiness (temporarily), and the ability to tolerate your first sergeant for up to 15 minutes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Co.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"19\"\u003eEmbrace the Suck. Drink the Good Stuff.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"2.5 Ounce Sample Pack","offer_id":52954494304535,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52954494337303,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52954494370071,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":52954494402839,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_55ahnn55ahnn55ah.png?v=1777506621","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/the-after-action-brownie","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}