{"product_id":"the-brew-tality-mocha-ammo-can-12-k-cups","title":"THE BREW-TALITY MOCHA AMMO CAN (12 K CUPS)","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"Suck It Up, Buttercup—It’s Chocolatey.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intel\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, high-speed. We know your knees click louder than a Geissele trigger and your back feels like it was put together by a blind private with a broken Leatherman. You don’t need another lukewarm cup of \"it'll do.\" You need a mocha latte cappuccino so smooth it could talk its way out of a CID investigation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Brew-tality Mocha\u003c\/b\u003e is for the veteran who misses the chaos but definitely doesn’t miss the MRE heaters that only worked 30% of the time. We took the bold, dark-as-your-humor espresso of a cappuccino, married it to the creamy sweetness of a latte, and hit it with enough chocolate to make a POG weep with joy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDeployment Method:\u003c\/b\u003e 12 High-Velocity K-Cups.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Packaging:\u003c\/b\u003e A miniature \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003eAmmo Can\u003c\/b\u003e (because cardboard boxes are for civilians and people who don’t know how to stack a ruck).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e * \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"18\"\u003eFront Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Rich, toasted cocoa (like the cookies you used to steal from the DFAC).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMid Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, velvety milk foam that’s softer than a Second Lieutenant’s hands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e A kick of OIF-grade caffeine that’ll have you ready to \"Roger That\" your way through a 9:00 AM corporate Zoom meeting without losing your mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eWhether you’re patrolling the suburbs in your lifted truck or just trying to survive a trip to the grocery store without checking every rooftop for snipers, \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"157\"\u003eThe Brew-tality Mocha\u003c\/b\u003e is your tactical advantage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eIt’s sweet, it’s caffeinated, and it’s 100% veteran-owned. Just like you, it’s a little bit sophisticated, a little bit bitter, and highly effective under pressure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Side effects may include sudden urges to tell \"Back in the sandbox\" stories, increased tolerance for civilian nonsense, and a strange desire to wear silkies in public. Use with caution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52609245970711,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_yiut5gyiut5gyiut.png?v=1775123573","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/the-brew-tality-mocha-ammo-can-12-k-cups","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}