{"product_id":"the-dependapotamus-delight","title":"THE \"DEPENDAPOTAMUS\" DELIGHT","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSUBTITLE: THE CIVILIAN EXTRACTION BLEND\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eROAST LEVEL:\u003c\/b\u003e Medium (Because going \"Full Dark\" is for the night shift on the flight line). \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"91\"\u003eFLAVOR PROFILE:\u003c\/b\u003e Buttery Caramel, Velvety Vanilla, and the bittersweet taste of a 15-month extension.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eLet’s be honest—sometimes your soul needs a little more than \"Black, Bitter, and Sad.\" Whether you’re trying to survive a three-hour HR presentation on \"Inclusion\" or just trying to wash out the taste of a cold MRE heater, the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"227\"\u003eDependapotamus Delight\u003c\/b\u003e is your tactical extraction from reality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWe’ve combined the smooth, rich flavors of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"43\"\u003eCaramel and Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e to create a drink so sweet it’ll make you forget you ever had a 0400 formation in the rain. It’s the kind of coffee that says, \"I have a DD-214 and I'm not afraid to use it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOPERATIONAL NOTES:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFOR THE SQUAD:\u003c\/b\u003e Perfect for that one guy in the unit who only drinks \"Fancy Coffee\" but can still out-ruck the entire platoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTASTE OF HOME:\u003c\/b\u003e Tastes like the first thing you bought at the Green Bean on the way out of theater.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCAUTION:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may cause you to voluntarily smile at a civilian. If this occurs, immediately seek out a heavy object to lift or a reflective vest to stare at until the feeling passes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52563098272023,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52563098304791,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":52563098337559,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_2kgnds2kgnds2kgn.png?v=1774838748","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/the-dependapotamus-delight","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}