{"product_id":"the-dust-bowl-macchiato","title":"THE DUST BOWL MACCHIATO","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Because Sand and Regret Aren’t the Only Things You Should Taste.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_c14b41d86ffe662c\" aria-live=\"polite\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Flavor Profile\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThis isn't your spouse’s fancy-pants, green-apron, \"I have a rewards card\" coffee. This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"93\"\u003eColombian Supremo\u003c\/b\u003e—the highest grade possible—blended with just enough \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"163\"\u003ecaramel macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e sweetness to make you forget you’re drinking it out of a stained plastic mug in the middle of a desert.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eIt’s smooth, bold, and surprisingly sweet, much like that one PFC who thought his high school sweetheart would actually wait for him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Backstory: Camp Korean Village (CKV)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eRemember \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"9\"\u003eRutbah\u003c\/b\u003e? Remember the fine, talcum-powder dust of Al Anbar that found its way into your boots, your rifle, and your very soul? We do. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"142\"\u003eCamp Korean Village\u003c\/b\u003e was the middle of nowhere’s middle of nowhere. Whether you were pulling security on MSR Mobile or just trying to survive a trip to the shoppette without inhaling a pound of moon dust, CKV was a special kind of hell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eWe named this blend after the only thing missing from those 0300 watch shifts: a coffee that doesn’t taste like burnt CLP and disappointment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColombian Supremo:\u003c\/b\u003e Because after three deployments, your standards for caffeine are the only thing you haven't lowered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTouch of Caramel:\u003c\/b\u003e For the \"tough guys\" who secretly like a little sweetness but will tell their squad it’s \"strictly for the caloric density.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF Vet Owned:\u003c\/b\u003e Roasted by guys who know that \"perfection\" is a warm MRE and a working AC unit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eZero Dust:\u003c\/b\u003e Unlike the actual Korean Village, we guarantee there is a 0% chance of sand in this bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may cause sudden urges to check your sectors, complain about the \"new Army\/Corps,\" and tell anyone within earshot that \"back in my day, we didn't have Wi-Fi in the desert.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"It’s better than a Mid-Tour Leave, and smells significantly better than the burn pits.\"\u003c\/b\u003e \u0026gt; \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"15,0\" data-index-in-node=\"91\"\u003e— Some Staff Sergeant, probably.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52804163240215,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52804163272983,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":52804163305751,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_pyq3dkpyq3dkpyq3.png?v=1776358111","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/the-dust-bowl-macchiato","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}