{"product_id":"the-embrace-the-suck-bark","title":"THE EMBRACE THE SUCK BARK","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDarker than your soul, sweeter than a DD-214.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intel\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, buttercup. If you’re looking for a dainty little snack to pair with your peppermint tea while you discuss your \"feelings,\" move along. This isn't for the weak-hearted or the folks who think a \"trigger warning\" is something you find in a manual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Company\u003c\/b\u003e has weaponized dessert. We took high-grade dark chocolate and infused it with the only things that kept us awake during those 0300 guard shifts: \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"168\"\u003eChocolate Caramel Brownie Coffee\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"205\"\u003eSalted Chocolate Caramel Cappuccino\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThen, because we don’t believe in \"too much,\" we topped it with a layer of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"75\"\u003echopped-up chocolate-covered espresso beans\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s like a precision strike on your taste buds—fast, heavy, and leaves a lasting impression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This in Your Sustainment Pouch:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Caffeine Content:\u003c\/b\u003e High enough to make you see sounds and hear colors. Perfect for a 24-hour shift or a 2-hour workout you’re definitely going to regret tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Flavor Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s got more layers than a Sergeant Major’s onion-based metaphors. You get the bitterness of the dark cacao (reminiscent of your last promotion board), followed by the smooth tactical extraction of salted caramel and brownie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Crunch:\u003c\/b\u003e Those espresso beans offer a satisfying \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"52\"\u003ecrunch\u003c\/i\u003e that’s almost as good as the sound of a fresh magazine seating into the well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0\"\u003e\"May cause sudden urges to buy a tactical spatula, yell at people to get off your lawn, or successfully complete a land nav course without getting lost in the draws.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMade by Vets. Fueled by spite. Eaten by the brave.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Company: Drink it, eat it, or stay in the rear with the gear.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"6 Ounce","offer_id":53222413369623,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":53222413402391,"sku":null,"price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_pun9sapun9sapun9.png?v=1778779328","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/the-embrace-the-suck-bark","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}