{"product_id":"the-freedom-papers-dd-214-blend","title":"THE FREEDOM PAPERS (DD-214 BLEND)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eOIF Vet Coffee Co. – \"Embrace the Shi\u003c\/i\u003etshow\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDescription:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, civilian. You remember that golden ticket? That beautiful, wrinkled piece of paper that told the Big Green Machine you were officially done playing \"find the hidden CLP\" in the motor pool? This coffee tastes exactly like that moment—but without the three-hour wait at Out-processing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Freedom Papers\u003c\/b\u003e is a tactical blend engineered for those who traded their Kevlar for a beard and their sanity for a VA rating. We took a base of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"148\"\u003eBreakfast Blend\u003c\/b\u003e (because even out of uniform, you’re still waking up at 0430 for no reason), then reinforced it with a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"267\"\u003eDouble Chocolate Mocha\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"294\"\u003eCaramel Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e flank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eIt’s sweet, it’s dark, and it’s got just enough kick to make you feel like you could pass a PFT—right before you remember you don’t have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eComponent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTactical Function\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e50% Breakfast Blend\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1,1,0\"\u003eThe \"Standard Issue\" base. Reliable, caffeinated, and keeps you from snapping at the neighbor’s barking dog.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e25% Double Chocolate Mocha\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,2,1,0\"\u003eFor the dark, bitter sense of humor you developed in Fallujah.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e25% Caramel Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,3,1,0\"\u003eThe \"Sweet Release.\" Tastes like the day you finally walked off base and didn't look back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this coffee may cause side effects including: sudden urges to stop shaving, wearing cargo shorts in winter, and an inability to stand in line without checking your six.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSTAY CAFFEINATED. STAY SEMI-RETIRED. UNLESS THE VA CALLS—THEN YOU’RE STILL \"TOTALLY BROKEN.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52814537294103,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52814537326871,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":52814537359639,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2.5 Ounce Sample Pack","offer_id":52814537392407,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_bhwr1wbhwr1wbhwr.png?v=1776718679","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/the-freedom-papers-dd-214-blend","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}