{"product_id":"the-green-zone","title":"THE GREEN ZONE","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlend:\u003c\/b\u003e High-Altitude Bali Blue Moon + Salted Caramel Macchiato\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE DEBRIEF\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eListen up, high-speed. We know your knees click like a Morse code SOS every time you stand up, and your \"good\" back is currently held together by spite and Vitamin M (800mg Ibuprofen). You need a brew that hits as hard as a mortar at 0300 but tastes like the freedom you actually fought for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Green Zone\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate tactical contradiction. We took premium \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"78\"\u003eBali Blue Moon\u003c\/b\u003e—dark, earthy, and smooth enough to bribe a local contractor—and slammed it into a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"175\"\u003eSalted Caramel Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e profile. It’s the coffee equivalent of wearing a silk Hawaiian shirt under your plate carrier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eIt’s sweet, it’s salty, and it’s got just enough caffeine to make you think you can still pass a PFT without tearing a meniscus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTASTING NOTES\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Infiltration:\u003c\/b\u003e Heavy body with notes of dark chocolate and \"I’m not answering that VA disability call.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Extraction:\u003c\/b\u003e A smooth, buttery caramel finish that lingers longer than a mandatory SHARP briefing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Aftermath:\u003c\/b\u003e Subtle hints of vanilla and sea salt, because life is salty enough, but your coffee shouldn’t be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOPERATIONAL SPECS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eROAST:\u003c\/b\u003e Medium-Dark (Like your sense of humor).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eORIGIN:\u003c\/b\u003e Bali (The exotic leave you never actually got to take).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFLAVOR PROFILE:\u003c\/b\u003e Caramel, Vanilla, and \"Don't talk to me until the sun is up.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eINTENDED USE:\u003c\/b\u003e Best enjoyed while staring blankly at a lawn mower or judging the neighbor’s \"tactical\" leaf blower.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e“Because drinking black sludge out of a styrofoam cup was a 2004 vibe. You’re a civilian now. Treat your tastebuds like they have rights.”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52801498186007,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52801498218775,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":52801498251543,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_e95wmue95wmue95w.png?v=1776326634","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/the-green-zone","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}