{"product_id":"the-maginot-mistake","title":"THE MAGINOT MISTAKE","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_8e1b9c92c44896d4\" aria-live=\"off\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, beautiful people. We know why you’re looking at this. You want something sweet, something smooth, and something that gives up faster than a Parisian border guard in 1940.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Maginot Mistake\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate \"peace-time\" blend for those mornings when you’re feeling a little less \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"108\"\u003eFallujah\u003c\/i\u003e and a little more \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"135\"\u003eFolies Bergère\u003c\/i\u003e. We’ve taken the creamy surrender of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"187\"\u003eFrench Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e and flanked it with the buttery, sweet occupation of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"255\"\u003eCaramel Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s a 50\/50 split—kind of like the Vichy government, but it actually tastes good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy you need this in your kit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Transparency:\u003c\/b\u003e Much like its namesake, this coffee offers a fancy-looking front while being completely hollow on the inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"White Flag\" Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e It goes down so smooth you’ll be tempted to raise a napkin in surrender before you even finish the first mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFront-Line Fragrance:\u003c\/b\u003e Smells like a bakery in the 1st Arrondissement; kicks like a mule that’s been on strike for three weeks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may cause an uncontrollable urge to wear a beret, grow a pencil-thin mustache, and abandon your post at the first sign of a loud noise. If you find yourself craving a baguette and complaining about \"American imperialism\" while enjoying our freedom-grown beans, please switch back to our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"310\"\u003e\"DELTA FORCE Max Caff\"\u003c\/b\u003e roast immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Co.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"19\"\u003eBecause if we didn’t laugh at the French, we’d probably just keep cleaning our rifles in the dark.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"2.5 Ounce Sample Pack","offer_id":53037583630615,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 Ounce","offer_id":53037583663383,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":53037583696151,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":53037583728919,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":53037583761687,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_31y5b231y5b231y5.png?v=1777992877","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/the-maginot-mistake","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}