{"product_id":"the-midnight-watch-mocha","title":"THE \"MIDNIGHT WATCH\" MOCHA","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSUBTITLE: EXTRA DARK, EXTRA SHARP, NO SLEEP TILL RETIREMENT\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eROAST LEVEL:\u003c\/b\u003e Dark (As dark as the humor at a 0200 guard mount). \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"64\"\u003eFLAVOR PROFILE:\u003c\/b\u003e Double Dutch Cocoa, Roasted Espresso, and the sweet, sweet victory of a \"Not Service Connected\" appeal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eLook, we know you usually take your coffee like your combat boots—black, dusty, and full of regret. But sometimes, even the grittiest Grunt needs a tactical sugar rush to get through a 12-hour shift of civilian nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003eMidnight Watch Mocha\u003c\/b\u003e is loaded with enough \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"47\"\u003eDouble Chocolate\u003c\/b\u003e to satisfy your sweet tooth and enough caffeine to make you see in IR without the NODs. It’s the ultimate \"comfort item\" for when you’re stuck in the \"Sandbox\" of a corporate office and the AC is set to \"Slightly Humid.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOPERATIONAL NOTES:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE \"COCOA\" COVER:\u003c\/b\u003e It tastes like a dessert, but hits like a .50 cal. Don't let the chocolate fool you; this isn't your kid's Yoo-hoo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMRE UPGRADE:\u003c\/b\u003e Think of it as the \"Chocolate Dairy Shake\" powder from the MRE bag, but actually edible and without the side effect of not being able to use the latrine for three weeks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Consumption may lead to increased \"Storytelling\" (exaggerating your MOS duties), sudden \"Knife-Handing\" of the barista, and an uncontrollable urge to tell everyone within a 50-mile radius that you \"Almost joined the Marines.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52563087687959,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52563087720727,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":52563087753495,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_gv5jl8gv5jl8gv5j.png?v=1774838349","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/the-midnight-watch-mocha","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}