{"product_id":"the-ramadi-rumble","title":"AMBUSH BEANS","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe 0300 Wake-Up Call (No Slaps Required)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, cupcake. We know the drill. You’re three hours into a twelve-hour shift, your eyelids feel like they’re carrying full combat loads, and the \"magic bean juice\" in your thermos has turned into cold, oily sludge. You need a kinetic solution, and you need it yesterday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eEnter \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"6\"\u003eAmbush Beans\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWe took high-octane, dark-roasted espresso beans—harder than a First Sergeant’s heart—and tactical-wrapped them in a thick layer of premium dark chocolate. It’s the only \"fragmentation\" you actually want hitting your system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy you need these in your kit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStealth Mode:\u003c\/b\u003e Quiet enough to eat in the back of a humvee without alerting the \"Good Idea Fairy.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHigh Velocity:\u003c\/b\u003e Delivers a localized strike of caffeine directly to your nervous system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSustainment:\u003c\/b\u003e One bag contains enough energy to help you survive a 4-hour PowerPoint presentation on reflective vests.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVeteran Tested:\u003c\/b\u003e Guaranteed to taste better than the \"Chocolate Sports Bar\" from a 2005 MRE.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e May cause sudden urges to check your sectors, speak exclusively in acronyms, and judge civilians for their lack of hustle with excessive knife handing. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Co.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"19\"\u003eEmbrace the Suck. Eat the Bean.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"37\"\u003eDistributed by:\u003c\/b\u003e OIF Vet Coffee Co. | \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"74\"\u003eLocate. Close In. Caffeinate.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"4 Ounce","offer_id":52808829010199,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 Ounce","offer_id":52808829042967,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52808829075735,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52808829108503,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_f31ebtf31ebtf31e.png?v=1777467807","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/the-ramadi-rumble","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}