{"product_id":"the-salty-debrief-ammo-can-12-k-cups","title":"THE SALTY DEBRIEF AMMO CAN (12 K CUPS)","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSub-label:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eSalted Caramel Dutch Cocoa \/ “Embrace the Suck-ulent”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, Hero. We know you’re used to everything in your life being salty—your NCO, your gear, your forehead after a twelve-mile ruck, and definitely your language when the VA loses your paperwork for the third time this month.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eAt \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003eOIF Vet Coffee Company\u003c\/b\u003e, we decided to take that familiar bitterness and actually make it taste like a victory. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"114\"\u003eThe Salty Debrief\u003c\/b\u003e combines premium, smooth-as-a-slick-surface \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"176\"\u003eDutch Process Cocoa\u003c\/b\u003e with a buttery, tactical-grade \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"227\"\u003eCaramel\u003c\/b\u003e finish and just enough sea salt to remind you of every ocean-crossing flight you took in a cramped C-130.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis isn't your daughter’s unicorn-sprinkle cocoa. This is a high-vis, heavy-ordnance blend designed for the veteran who knows that life is a little bit sweet, a lot bit salty, and usually requires a drink to get through the mission.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAmmunition Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Dutch Cocoa (low acidity, high impact).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePayload:\u003c\/b\u003e Liquid Gold Caramel—because even a Grunt likes the finer things once the boots come off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Salty\" Factor:\u003c\/b\u003e Just enough grit to keep you grounded, but not enough to ruin your day (unlike that one LT with the map).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOperational Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Dump two heavy scoops into a canteen cup of boiling water or milk. Stir it like you’re trying to mix CLP in the dark. Sip it while explaining to your spouse why you absolutely \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"202\"\u003eneed\u003c\/i\u003e another tactical flashlight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may result in spontaneous storytelling, increased patriotism, and the sudden realization that you actually \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"130\"\u003emiss\u003c\/i\u003e the desert—but only for about five seconds.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52604302459159,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_ci46zbci46zbci46.png?v=1775127776","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/the-salty-debrief-ammo-can-12-k-cups","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}