{"product_id":"the-sandpit-swirl","title":"THE SANDPIT SWIRL","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Because your palate shouldn't have to suffer just because your knees do.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intel:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eListen up, high-speed. We know your morning routine usually involves dry-scooping pre-workout and questioning every life choice that led to a VA disability rating. But sometimes, you want a cup of joe that doesn't taste like a burnt CLP rag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Sandpit Swirl\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate tactical compromise. We took premium \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"71\"\u003eCosta Rican beans\u003c\/b\u003e—strong enough to keep a private awake on a 0200 fire guard shift—and \"merged\" them with a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"179\"\u003ecreamy Caramel Macchiato\u003c\/b\u003e finish. It’s like a precision airstrike of flavor hitting your taste buds right when you’re ready to call a medic for your caffeine withdrawal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This in Your Kit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e50\/50 Integration:\u003c\/b\u003e Evenly blended like a perfectly executed pincer movement. You get the bold, earthy punch of the jungle followed by a smooth caramel extraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eZero Drama:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s sweet, it’s salty, and it’s got more kick than a mule with a grudge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVeteran Owned\/Operated:\u003c\/b\u003e Roasted by guys who spent more time in the sandbox than a stray cat, just to ensure you don't have to drink that brown water from the chow hall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking this may result in sudden urges to check your overhead cover, tell \"back in my day\" stories to boots, and actually enjoying your morning for once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrder now. Or don't. Your lack of motivation isn't my problem.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"2.5 Ounce Sample Pack","offer_id":52986529186071,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52986529218839,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52986529251607,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":52986529284375,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_nhyk24nhyk24nhyk.png?v=1777581898","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/the-sandpit-swirl","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}