{"product_id":"the-six-pack-of-freedom-sample-kit","title":"The \"Six-Pack of Freedom\" Sample Kit","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eListen up, high-speed. If you’re tired of drinking lukewarm brown water that tastes like CLP and regret, we’ve got the solution. The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"133\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Company Sample Pack\u003c\/b\u003e is a tactical insertion of caffeine directly into your central nervous system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eWhether you’re dodging a working party or preparing for a midnight raid on the fridge, we’ve curated six blends designed to get you through the suck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Loadout\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlend Name\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProfile\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe \"Mission\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDelta Force\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,1,1,0\"\u003eMax Caffeine\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,1,2,0\"\u003eFor when you need to see through time and space. Side effects may include involuntary tactical rolls and finished paperwork.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMorning Glory\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2,1,0\"\u003eColombian Blend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2,2,0\"\u003eSmooth, reliable, and actually smells better than the burn pit. The only thing \"glorious\" about 0430.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eReveille Grind\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3,1,0\"\u003eBreakfast Blend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3,2,0\"\u003eA light roast with a heavy punch. It’s like a bugle call to the face, but without the annoying private.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStop-Loss Sludge\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4,1,0\"\u003eItalian Espresso\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4,2,0\"\u003eDark, bitter, and refuses to let you leave—just like your contract. Thick enough to paint a Humvee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eE-4 Mafia\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,5,1,0\"\u003eMax Caff + Supremo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,5,2,0\"\u003eThe ultimate \"Sham-Shield\" fuel. High performance with zero accountability. It works hard so you don't have to.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWoobie Juice\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,6,1,0\"\u003eHouse Blend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,6,2,0\"\u003eComfort in a cup. It’s warm, dependable, and makes the world feel slightly less hostile. The hug you never got from your Drill Sergeant.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eZero Dud Rate:\u003c\/b\u003e Every bean is roasted with the precision of a laser-guided JDAM.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVersatile Deployment:\u003c\/b\u003e Works in a French Press, a drip machine, or a dirty sock (though we recommend the first two).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVeteran Owned:\u003c\/b\u003e Roasted by people who know that \"sleep\" is just a suggestion and \"caffeine\" is a food group.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Drinking the entire sample pack in one sitting may result in you cleaning your floor with a toothbrush and attempting to qualify on your neighbor's lawnmower. Deploy responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEmbrace the grind. Drink the black.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContains 6 2-ounce packs or an Ammo Can of 12 K cups (2 each blend)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"6-2 ounce sample packs","offer_id":52806106808599,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups-2 each blend)","offer_id":52806106841367,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_9ur6f79ur6f79ur6.png?v=1776381532","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/the-six-pack-of-freedom-sample-kit","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}