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Then comes the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"107\"\u003ecaramel counter-attack\u003c\/b\u003e, smooth and sweet, providing necessary support. Finally, just a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"194\"\u003etactical hint of hazelnut\u003c\/b\u003e for that classic, nutty finish that stays in its lane.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIt’s the coffee version of a perfectly executed ambush. It sneaks up on you, but in a good way, helping you celebrate making it through another day of being generally incompetent. All-natural flavors only, because your body has had enough chemical exposure. It's smooth, it's indulgent, and it's the closest thing to a \"cease-fire\" your taste buds will get.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRoast:\u003c\/b\u003e Veteran-Roasted Medium (Reliable, consistent, doesn't overthink it).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePrimary Flavors:\u003c\/b\u003e Chocolate, Caramel, \u0026amp; Haz-Tactical-Nut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMission:\u003c\/b\u003e Post-mission celebration, pretending to be civilized, or just satisfying a craving that MREs never could.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eExtraction Method:\u003c\/b\u003e Recommended drip or French press.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320185090327,"sku":"TVARTURTLE-CO-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320185123095,"sku":"TVARTURTLE-CO-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320185155863,"sku":"TVARTURTLE-CO-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320185188631,"sku":"TVARTURTLE-CO-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52320185221399,"sku":"TVARTURTLE-CO-NA-12LB","price":189.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320185254167,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ES-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320185286935,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ES-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320185319703,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ES-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320185352471,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ES-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320185385239,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ST-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320185418007,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ST-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320185450775,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ST-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320185483543,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ST-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52320185516311,"sku":"VARTURTLE-WH-NA-12OZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52320185549079,"sku":"VARTURTLE-WH-NA-1LB","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52320185581847,"sku":"VARTURTLE-WH-NA-2LB","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52320185614615,"sku":"VARTURTLE-WH-NA-5LB","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_7apkko7apkko7apk.png?v=1773397409","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/turtle","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}