{"product_id":"vanilla-breach-ammo-can-12-k-cups","title":"VANILLA BREACH AMMO CAN (12 K CUPS)","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"Finally, something sweet that won't give you a cavity or a safety brief.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Intel\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eAlright, listen up, you beautiful disasters. We know your palate is usually restricted to lukewarm water from a Jerry can and whatever charcoal-flavored sludge is in the DFAC. But even the hardest grunt needs to tap out sometimes and enjoy something that doesn’t taste like regret and gun oil.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVanilla Breach\u003c\/b\u003e is the mocha’s sophisticated, slightly less aggressive brother. It’s for the veteran who has nothing left to prove and just wants a damn fine cup of coffee that reminds them of a time before they knew what \"mandatory fun\" meant. We took the finest, creamy French vanilla and executed a flawless tactical entry, pairing it with our robust cappuccino blend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDeployment Method:\u003c\/b\u003e 12 Precision-Guided K-Cups.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Packaging:\u003c\/b\u003e A miniature \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003eAmmo Can\u003c\/b\u003e (because you need somewhere to store your discarded hopes and dreams... or just, you know, these coffee pods).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlavor Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFront Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, creamy French vanilla. (Like the smell of a PX after payday.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMid Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Velvety foam that’s more reliable than a standard-issue radio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e A satisfying, lingering sweetness that says, \"I may be broken, but my coffee game is on point.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need This\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eWhether you’re dealing with the absolute chaos of civilian management or just trying to navigate the VA's phone system, \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"120\"\u003eVanilla Breach\u003c\/b\u003e is your emotional support beverage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eIt’s sweet, it’s comforting, and it’s 100% veteran-owned. It’s the closest thing you’ll get to a warm hug since you left your DD-214 blank. This is coffee so good, you might actually crack a smile. (But probably not. Don't push it.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Side effects may include momentary lapse of anger, sudden calmness in traffic, and a decreased desire to \"fix it in the field.\" Consume at your own risk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52610033189143,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_qkfy6eqkfy6eqkfy.png?v=1775124534","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/vanilla-breach-ammo-can-12-k-cups","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}