{"product_id":"woobie-juice","title":"WOOBIE JUICE","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Description\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThere is no piece of gear more sacred, more versatile, or more likely to be \"lost\" during a CIF turn-in than the poncho liner. We’ve captured that exact feeling of being wrapped in quilted, nylon salvation and distilled it into a 12oz bag of liquid gold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWoobie Juice\u003c\/b\u003e is the House Blend that provides the tactical warmth your soul hasn't felt since you were huddling in the back of a deuce-and-a-half in the rain. It’s the ultimate \"warm and fuzzy\" for people who have forgotten what \"warm and fuzzy\" actually feels like. This blend is smooth, dependable, and—unlike your ex-wife—it’s actually there for you when the sun starts coming up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eIt’s the only thing that makes the transition from \"civilian life\" to \"functional human\" possible before 0900.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePrimary Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Rich Toasted Walnut, Caramel (to mask the bitterness of your service record), and Pure Comfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAroma:\u003c\/b\u003e Smells like a 4-day weekend and a \"No-Shave\" profile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Cleaner than a 2nd LT’s boots on their first day in country.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Side effects include a sudden sense of security, an refusal to share your \"blankie\" (mug), and the inexplicable desire to wear silkies while checking the mail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOIF VET Coffee Company: Embracing the Suck, One Cup at a Time.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OIF Vet Coffee Company","offers":[{"title":"12 Ounce","offer_id":52805983863063,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Pound","offer_id":52805983895831,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ammo Can (12 K Cups)","offer_id":52805983928599,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6198\/1719\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_5gtjg75gtjg75gtj.png?v=1776379262","url":"https:\/\/oifvetcoffee.com\/products\/woobie-juice","provider":"OIF Vet Coffee Compnay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}