Listen up, high-speed. We know you’re tired of drinking motor oil filtered through a sweaty boot sock. You want something that reminds you of simpler times—like that one glorious DFAC morning in Fallujah before the "incoming" sirens ruined your pancakes.
Blueberry Breach is the medium roast you didn't know you needed. We took premium 100% Colombian beans (the only good thing to ever come out of a jungle) and infused them with the sweet, buttery scent of a Fresh Blueberry Muffin.
It’s tactical. It’s tasteful. It’s probably the only thing in your life right now that isn't "strictly regulated" or "pending an investigation."
The Profile:
Flavor: Bursting blueberry, toasted streusel, and a hint of "I'm not signing that counseling statement."
Roast: Medium (because being "dark and edgy" is for your Emo phase in 2004).
Aroma: Smells like a successful exfil and a warm kitchen.
Directions for Use:
Scoop grounds into the maker (don't eyeball it like your land nav).
Brew with water that isn't sourced from a suspicious bladder.
Drink it black while staring intensely at your neighbor’s unkempt lawn.
Warning: Drinking this coffee may result in increased productivity, sudden urges to check your sectors, and the realization that your "bad back" doesn't hurt as much when you're caffeinated.
OIF VET Coffee Co.Brewed by the bitter, for the bored.
