Operation: Morning Glory
Operation: Morning Glory
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Medium Roast | 100% Colombian Ground Artillery
The Mission
Listen up, buttercup. It’s 0430, the barracks heater is making a sound like a dying diesel engine, and your soul feels like it was dragged through a Sadr City alleyway. You need a win. You need Operation: Morning Glory.
This isn’t that transparent brown water from the DFAC that tastes like CLP and regret. This is a high-speed, low-drag Colombian blend designed to kick-start your heart rate faster than a surprise pee test on a Monday morning.
The Profile
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Flavor Notes: Hints of "I’m not signing that counseling statement," dark cocoa, and the sweet, sweet smell of a DD-214.
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Roast Level: Medium. Just like your favorite NCO—tough enough to get the job done, but not quite burnt out enough to lose their pension.
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Origin: Sourced straight from the mountains of Colombia (and unlike your last deployment, we actually have an extraction plan).
Why You Need This In Your Kit:
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Tactical Alertness: Guaranteed to help you spot a Jody from 300 meters out.
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Zero Fallout: Smooth finish. No bitter aftertaste, unlike that one ex-wife in Killeen.
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Veteran Owned/Operated: Roasted by guys who know that "Sleep is a Luxury" is a lie told by people who don't have a mortgage.
WARNING: Drinking this coffee may result in increased productivity, sudden urges to yell "Back in my day," and the inexplicable desire to wear silkies in public.
Directions: Scoop, brew, and consume until you can see sounds. If symptoms persist for more than four hours, go tell the Doc to give you some Vitamin M (Ibuprofen) and change your socks.
OIF VET Coffee Co. Because civilian life is hard, but waking up shouldn't be.
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