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MOCHA-DI-SHU (MOCHA JAVA)

MOCHA-DI-SHU (MOCHA JAVA)

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THE DEETS:

Forget that overpriced, watered-down "latte" from the place with the green mermaid. You didn't survive 125-degree heat and "Incoming!" sirens just to drink bean water that tastes like a participation trophy.

Mocha-di-shu is the heavy-hitter your central nervous system has been begging for. We took the legendary Mocha Java—the OG of blends—and gave it the OIF treatment. It’s got the rich, chocolatey notes of a midnight MRE snack and the spicy kick of a localized sandstorm.

WHY YOU NEED IT:

  • 0300 Approved: Because the only thing harder than a Monday morning is a 12-hour guard rotation in the Sunni Triangle.

  • Tactical Flavor Profile: Smooth enough to drink black, but bold enough to wake up the guy three bunks over.

  • Precision Roasted: We roast these beans darker than a C-130 cargo hold.

  • Veteran Owned/Operated: Roasted by guys who know that "caffeine" is its own food group on the pyramid.


WARNING: Drinking this may cause sudden urges to check your sectors, organize your sock drawer by color, and tell civilians exactly what you think of their "stressful" office jobs.

BLAZE THE TRAIL. STAY SALTY. DRINK DEEP.

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