THE DUST BOWL MACCHIATO

The Flavor Profile

This isn't your spouse’s fancy-pants, green-apron, "I have a rewards card" coffee. This is a Colombian Supremo—the highest grade possible—blended with just enough caramel macchiato sweetness to make you forget you’re drinking it out of a stained plastic mug in the middle of a desert.

It’s smooth, bold, and surprisingly sweet, much like that one PFC who thought his high school sweetheart would actually wait for him.

The Backstory: Camp Korean Village (CKV)

Remember Rutbah? Remember the fine, talcum-powder dust of Al Anbar that found its way into your boots, your rifle, and your very soul? We do. Camp Korean Village was the middle of nowhere’s middle of nowhere. Whether you were pulling security on MSR Mobile or just trying to survive a trip to the shoppette without inhaling a pound of moon dust, CKV was a special kind of hell.

We named this blend after the only thing missing from those 0300 watch shifts: a coffee that doesn’t taste like burnt CLP and disappointment.

Why You Need This:

• Colombian Supremo: Because after three deployments, your standards for caffeine are the only thing you haven't lowered.

• Touch of Caramel: For the "tough guys" who secretly like a little sweetness but will tell their squad it’s "strictly for the caloric density."

• OIF Vet Owned: Roasted by guys who know that "perfection" is a warm MRE and a working AC unit.

• Zero Dust: Unlike the actual Korean Village, we guarantee there is a 0% chance of sand in this bag.

Warning: Drinking this may cause sudden urges to check your sectors, complain about the "new Army/Corps," and tell anyone within earshot that "back in my day, we didn't have Wi-Fi in the desert."

"It’s better than a Mid-Tour Leave, and smells significantly better than the burn pits." > — Some Staff Sergeant, probably.